I'm Larry Barberry and I'm Gary Nana.

我是拉里-巴伯裡 我是加里-納納

Fanciful theory.

虛幻的理論。

And it's time for two million sports now, now isolated at home.

而現在是兩百萬運動的時間，現在被隔離在家裡。

I'm so lonely.

我很孤獨

Yes, you are.

是的，你是。

Well, the plan is in the freezer, and the easy bake oven is plotting our demise, which can mean only one thing we've got.

好吧，計劃在冷凍室裡，而簡易烤爐正在策劃我們的死亡，這可能意味著我們只有一件事。

March Madness.

瘋狂三月。

That's right.

是的

It's that exciting time of year where we wonder what a Gonzaga is, I want to say Allergy medication chew.

這是讓人興奮的時候，我們不知道什麼是岡仁波齊，我想說過敏藥物咀嚼。

We're just glad to have March Madness after was canceled last year because they ran out of basketball.

我們只是很高興能在去年取消了瘋狂三月，因為他們沒有籃球了。

Yes, also the coronavirus.

是的，也是冠狀病毒。

One of the big matchups in the first round is Florida versus Virginia Tech.

首輪的一場重要比賽是佛羅里達對陣弗吉尼亞理工大學。

I'm going with the team with the tall players, and, as always, I'll be gambling on the horses.

我選擇有高大球員的隊伍，而且，我將一如既往地賭馬。

One thing the teams can count on this year are the fans, because the way will allow limited attendance.

今年各隊可以依靠的是球迷，因為方式會讓上座率有限。

Of course, fans will still have to wear a mask and socially distance, which explains the new 6 ft foam fingers.

當然，粉絲們還是要戴上口罩，社交距離，這也解釋了新的6英尺保麗龍手指。

Although the coronavirus won't change Michigan's devastatingly effective defense of licking the basketball.

雖然冠狀病毒不會改變密歇根對舔籃的破壞性有效防守。

Larry, you got any upsets?

拉里，你有什麼不開心的事嗎？

Yeah, my biggest upset this year is my marriage I've always said Susan could do better.

是啊，我今年最大的不爽就是我的婚姻，我一直說蘇珊可以做得更好。

And you're right.

你說的沒錯

Doug's a hell of a guy.

道格是一個地獄的傢伙。

That's him for two man sports.

這就是他的二人轉運動。

Shot.

射。

I'm Larry Barbarian.

我是拉里-野蠻人

Remember to go vote.

記得去投票。

That was months ago.

那是幾個月前的事了。

So it was Yeah, Mhm.

所以，這是 是啊，嗯。