Sothefirstthing I dowhen I wakeupisimmediatelytryandcallmypanicattackand I grabbedmyphone, whichonlyexacerbatesthepanicattack.
Butthen I havean 18 minuteroutine.
Ittakesmeexactly 18 minutesfromwhen I wakeuptogetoutthedoor.
I immediatelyhopintheshower.
I'm probablywashingmyentirebodywithGarnierfruityshampooonmyloofabecause I don't know.
I'm thatstereotypicalperson.
And I'm outoftheshoweroutoftheshouteroutofthechowderand I'm outoftheshowerand I immediatelymakethefirstthingthat I consumeintheday, whichiscalled C fourUltimatePreWorkout.
Becausethefirstthing I doeverymorningis I workout.
Workingouthasalwaysbeen a hugepartofmylife.
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I was a hammerthrower, which I hope I canusemyplatformtogetpeopletoknowwhathammerthrowingis.
Everyonerightnow.
StopwatchingthisvideoandGooglehammerthrowingalreadybackwasn't prettycoolanyway, so I'vebeenworkingoutandliftingweightsconsistentlysince I was, like, 14 yearsold.
So I drinkthispreworkout.
I startcrankingsomeDeathCorps, a reallybeautifulgenreofmusicaftertheburial.
Thyartismurder, reallyupliftingstuff.
Beforethepandemic, I was a partof a gymcalledOrderlyStrengthShadowtoRyanFelix, mytrainerandcoachthere, who, evennowduringthepandemic, isstillwritinghomeworkoutsforme.
Assumingyou'veneveractuallyhadrealpudding, ittasteslikepostapocalypticputtinglikesomething a shatteredsocietywouldserveyouandsay, It's putting.
You'd belikeThisisnotit.
ThisismatrixfoodNextupin a typicalday, I suppose, wouldbelunchtendstobethemealthatcomesafterthebreakfast.
Mostdays I aminthestudiowhereweareeitherfilming, youknow, YouTubeshowwherewe'refilmingsomeTicTac's orInstagram, andsoweliveamongjustanabundanceoffood.
Somyfavoritethingtodoforlunchistomakelike a choppedstylestaffmeal.
Ofallthestuffthatwehaveinthefridge, however, thefoodthatwetendtofocuson, whichisthefoodandthemostpassionateaboutisthatverylikemunchiejunkfoodtypeofstuff, sowedon't tendtohave a lotoffreshvegetables.
TherewastheinfamouswetFrenchfrysalad.
Ifyoufryfrenchfriesandthenyoutosstheminto a saladwithlike a reallylovelyspicyvinaigrette, youmake a reallytastymeal.
Weoncehad a wholeleftoverbabygoat, andsoweactuallybraisedthatintoGobiarea.
Peoplethinkthat I wouldbe a bigsnackerjustbecauseofhowmuch I lovefood, especiallysnacktypefoods.
But I I don't liketograze.
Typically, I liketoconsumeitallinonelarge, justorgiasticsnackfest.
Thatsaidoverthepastweek, I hadeaten a stringofespeciallyspicylunchesandthen, aftereatspicyfood.
I alwayswantsomethingsweet.
Andso I wascomplainingtoTrevorNicoleandbemycoworkersthat I wouldlike a singlebitesnackcake.
Dowehaveanysinglebitesnackcakesaroundthere?
Like, whatis a singlebitesnackcake?
So I describedwhat I wanted, likeonelittlemorseloflike, a chewypastrytypething.
SoNicolejustordered a trayof, like, fancyDanishbuttercookiesfromCostco.
Andsonow I havethis.
WecallitJosh's specialcookiebox, andtheyhavehiddenitfrommeso I don't eatthemallinonesittinglike I don't knowwhatthisis, butmmhmm, likethecaramelJuly, justlike a littleshortbreadcookiecoveredinchocolate.
I'm like a dogwifeinthemoviegremlins.
Youcan't feedmeinthemiddleofthedaybecause I don't eatanything, youknow, likeyoucouldn't feedthemaftermidnight.
What I'm sayingis, I'm goingtoturninto a gremlin, andthenanotherweirdthingaboutwhat I uselunchinquotationmarks.
Weusethephraseheremedicalkitchenthatwesaywheredreamsbecomefood, whichiskindof a nonsensephrase.
Butalso I amlikemakingthefoodofmydreamseveryday.
Andlike I said, it's verymuchinthatfastfoodjunkfoodrealm.
Soyouknow, if I'm onsetwith a crunchwrapsupremethat I'vefilledwithpulledporkandsharpcheddar, Macandcheese, I'm notgoingtotakeonebiteandthen, like, throwthatfoodaway.
No, no, no, likemeandmycoworkersareallhuddledaroundthat, stuffingitintoourfaces.
Rightnow I have a bellyfullofcheesyKoreanFrenchfrycrustedcorndogs, andsothattypicallythrows a wrenchinwhatmightbeconsidered a lunch.
Because I'lleatthatat, like, 11 a.m. andtheneatthatat 3 p.m. AndthenanotheroneatfivePM, andnowwegettodinner.
Like I mentioned, I startmydaywithproteinandyogurt.
Um, I livewithmygirlfriend, Julia, whom I loveverymuch, andshe's superintofoodinabouteightPMWesitdownandhave a nicedinnertogetherandtalkaboutherday, andwealsoinstalledthisreallyawesomehomebar.
Andeverymonthwesetuplike a rotatinglittlemenuofthreedifferentcocktails.
I'llusesomeLefroy, andthen I makemyownfreshtointroduceAnd, ofcourse, myownfreshgingerhoneysyrup.
I lovekindoflivinginthisdualityoflike, Highlowlike I loveeatingcrumbtrapsandcookiesandnachosinthemiddleofthedayandthencominghomeandbeingabletomakelike a beautiful, refinedcocktailtoallthespecsthat I loveit, uh, andthencook a reallydeliciousmeal.
Wetypicallymealprep, butnotlikemealprepmealprep.
Likeeveryweekend, we'llorderallourgroceries, andwe'llkindofplanout a menuofwhatdinnerswewanttoeat.
Ifyouhaveanyartisanalicecreamrexdroppingdownbelow, I willgothroughgreatlengthstofindgreaticecream.
I actuallydon't getangry.
I think I actuallygetfullagree.
Likeif I eat a tononset, especially a bunchofgreasyfood, and I'm just, like, got a bellyfulloflikeprocessedmeatsandfriedfood.
I gotkindoflikeangrywhen I'm askedtodothings.
Sono, I don't getangry.
I getfullagree.
There's not a singleingredientthat I reallyavoidusing, likeeveryingredienthasitsplaceoutthere.
I avoidlids.
There's equipmentthat I avoidusingonetoasterovenshatethat.
There's oneinourcounter.
It's thebiggestconcessionthat I hadtogiveupwhen I movedinwithJuliatopotlids.
Youjustuseanotherpottocoverthepot, thenyoudon't need a drawerforthelidsthat I canfillthatdrawerwithweightliftingsupplementsthatmayormaynotbe a scamandnotdoanythingatall.
But I needtotakethem.
They'relikecrystals.
Weightliftingsupplementsarelikecrystals.
Forbro.
It's likeastrology.
It's likeitworksonlyifyoubelieveinit.
Therearetwobigingredientsthat I alwayshaveonhand, and I thinkyoucouldusethesetoseasonanysingledishyouwanttomake.