-Whoa, this isn't the kitchen.

What's going on?

-Hello, Orange.

-Hey, I know that voice.

-I was hoping you and I could play another game.

-Yay! It's Emo clown!

Hey, are we gonna play Twister?

That's my favorite game.

-No, Orange.

The name of this game is Deathtrap.

-Cool, what kind of deathtrap?

-I'm glad you asked.

-Is it a water bed filled with piranhas?

-No.

-Killer bees in a piñata?

-No, that one never works.

-Oh, is it a drunk guinea pig with a chainsaw?

-What?

-A drunk guinea pig with a chainsaw.

-Die, you bloody pervs!

[laughs evilly]

-No!

How did that even get in here?

-Well, what is it?

-Oh, Orange, don't you see?

The deathtrap is you.

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-I'm not a deathtrap; I'm an orange.

-No one has ever escaped me...

except for you.

That's why I have chosen you to become

my apprentice.

-Apprentice?

What are you? Donald Trump? [laughs]

No. Today, you will help me by annoying my victim to death.

-What are you talking about?

-Whoa, where am I?

-Whoa.

-Hello, Marshmallow.

Want to play a game?

-Oh, yes. I love games.

-Everyone loves games.

-And I love everyone.

Yay!

-Yes, all right Orange.

Your time to annoy him to death has come.

Now, begin.

-Miss.

-No, begin.

-Nope. My turn.

B-2.

-What?

-B-3?

-No.

-B-5.

-Hey, you sunk my battleship.

[both laugh]

[Jigsaw groans]

-Hey, hey Fluffyface, you will like a mini-pillow.

[laughs]

-Oh, yeah?

Well, you sound like a chipmunks riding a rainbow.

[laughs]

-It's funny 'cause I do.

[laughter]

-Everybody shut up.

-Geez.

Who cut off Jigsaw's funny bone?

[laughs]

-No, don't annoy me.

Annoy him.

-[tune of This Old Man] I'm an Orange

You're a mine

Jigsaw's so boring, it's a crime

[laughs, Marshmallow giggles]

-That's it.

I see my apprentice requires further training.

Let this be a lesson for both of you.

-Whoa!

-No! Not squeaky fun guy!

-Oh, that tickles.

[both laugh]

-Stop laughing.

-[giggling] Oh, it tickles.

-Hey, the Donald's gonna take another stab at it.

[laughs]

-Come on, you stupid thing.

-Stop. Do it again.

-I knew it.

I knew this wouldn't work.

[growls]

Orange, you're fired.

-Whoa, you really are the Donald. [laughs]

-And you, Marshmallow.

You're roasted.

-Whoa!

I feel all gooey!

-Marshmallow, you're a real hothead now. [laughs]

-Stop laughing.

-Whoa, you really lit a fire under me. [giggles]

-Hey, hey, stop it Donald.

I don't think he can take any s'more.

[both laugh]

-That's it.

I'm out of here.

Can't take it anymore.

I need to get a new job.

-Hey, where's Jigsaw going?

We were just getting warmed up.

[both laugh]

-Well thank goodness, they scared that guy away.

I didn't like where this whole thing was headed.

[all yelling]