-Whoa, this isn't the kitchen.

-哇，這不是廚房。

What's going on?

怎麼了？

-Hello, Orange.

-你好，橙子

-Hey, I know that voice.

-嘿，我知道這個聲音

-I was hoping you and I could play another game.

-我希望你和我能再玩一局。

-Yay! It's Emo clown!

-耶！是Emo小丑!

Hey, are we gonna play Twister?

嘿，我們要玩扭扭樂嗎？

That's my favorite game.

這'是我最喜歡的遊戲。

-No, Orange.

-不，橙子。

The name of this game is Deathtrap.

這款遊戲的名字叫Deathtrap。

-Cool, what kind of deathtrap?

-酷，什麼樣的死亡陷阱？

-I'm glad you asked.

-我很高興你問了。

-Is it a water bed filled with piranhas?

-這是一個充滿食人魚的水床嗎？

-No.

-不

-Killer bees in a piñata?

-皮納塔裡的殺人蜂？

-No, that one never works.

-不，那個從來沒有用過

-Oh, is it a drunk guinea pig with a chainsaw?

-哦，是一隻拿著電鋸的醉豚鼠嗎？

-What?

-什麼？

-A drunk guinea pig with a chainsaw.

-醉酒的豚鼠和電鋸。

-Die, you bloody pervs!

-死吧，你們這些該死的變態！

[laughs evilly]

[笑得很邪惡]

-No!

-不！

How did that even get in here?

這東西怎麼會出現在這裡？

-Well, what is it?

-那是什麼？

-Oh, Orange, don't you see?

-哦，橙子，你沒看到嗎？

The deathtrap is you.

死亡陷阱就是你。

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-I'm not a deathtrap; I'm an orange.

-我不是一個死亡陷阱，我是一個橘子。

-No one has ever escaped me...

-沒有人能夠逃出我的手掌心... ...

except for you.

除了你

That's why I have chosen you to become

這就是為什麼我選擇你成為

my apprentice.

我的徒弟。

-Apprentice?

-學徒？

What are you? Donald Trump? [laughs]

你是什麼人？唐納德-特朗普？唐納德-特朗普？ [笑]

No. Today, you will help me by annoying my victim to death.

不，今天，你要幫我，把我的受害者煩死。

-What are you talking about?

-你在說什麼？

-Whoa, where am I?

-哇，我在哪裡？

-Whoa.

-哇 哇

-Hello, Marshmallow.

-你好，棉花糖

Want to play a game?

想玩個遊戲嗎？

-Oh, yes. I love games.

-哦，是的。哦，是的。 我喜歡遊戲。

-Everyone loves games.

-每個人都喜歡遊戲

-And I love everyone.

-我愛所有人

Yay!

呀！

-Yes, all right Orange.

-是的，好的，橙子。

Your time to annoy him to death has come.

你把他煩死的時候到了。

Now, begin.

現在，開始。

-Miss.

-小姐

-No, begin.

-不，開始吧

-Nope. My turn.

-沒有不，該我了

B-2.

B-2.

-What?

-什麼？

-B-3?

-B-3?

-No.

-不

-B-5.

-B-5.

-Hey, you sunk my battleship.

-嘿，你擊沉了我的戰艦。

[both laugh]

[都笑了]

[Jigsaw groans]

[拼圖呻吟]

-Hey, hey Fluffyface, you will like a mini-pillow.

-嘿，嘿，毛茸茸的臉， 你會喜歡一個迷你枕頭。

[laughs]

[笑]

-Oh, yeah?

-哦，是嗎？

Well, you sound like a chipmunks riding a rainbow.

你的口氣就像花栗鼠騎在彩虹上。

[laughs]

[笑]

-It's funny 'cause I do.

-這很有趣，因為我有。

[laughter]

[笑聲]

-Everybody shut up.

-大家都閉嘴

-Geez.

-天啊

Who cut off Jigsaw's funny bone?

誰砍掉了Jigsaw的滑稽骨？

[laughs]

[笑]

-No, don't annoy me.

-不，別煩我。

Annoy him.

惹惱他。

-[tune of This Old Man] I'm an Orange

-我是個橘子人

You're a mine

你是個地雷

Jigsaw's so boring, it's a crime

拼圖太無聊了，這是一種犯罪。

[laughs, Marshmallow giggles]

[笑，棉花糖傻笑]

-That's it.

-就是這樣

I see my apprentice requires further training.

我看我的徒弟需要進一步的培訓。

Let this be a lesson for both of you.

就當是給你們兩個人的教訓吧。

-Whoa!

-哇！

-No! Not squeaky fun guy!

-不！不！ - 不！

-Oh, that tickles.

-哦，好癢啊

[both laugh]

[都笑了]

-Stop laughing.

-別笑了

-[giggling] Oh, it tickles.

-哦，很癢。

-Hey, the Donald's gonna take another stab at it.

-嘿，唐納德會再來一次。

[laughs]

[笑]

-Come on, you stupid thing.

-來吧，你這個蠢貨

-Stop. Do it again.

-停下來再來一次

-I knew it.

-我就知道

I knew this wouldn't work.

我就知道這不行。

[growls]

[咆哮]

Orange, you're fired.

橙子，你被解僱了。

-Whoa, you really are the Donald. [laughs]

-哇，你真的是唐納德。[笑] -哇，你真的是唐納德。

-And you, Marshmallow.

-還有你，棉花糖

You're roasted.

你被烤熟了

-Whoa!

-哇！

I feel all gooey!

我覺得渾身都是黏糊糊的！

-Marshmallow, you're a real hothead now. [laughs]

-棉花糖，你現在是個真正的頭腦發熱。棉花糖，你現在真是個熱心腸

-Stop laughing.

-別笑了

-Whoa, you really lit a fire under me. [giggles]

-哇，你真的點燃了我的火。[傻笑]

-Hey, hey, stop it Donald.

-嘿，嘿，別這樣，唐納德。

I don't think he can take any s'more.

我不'想他不能再忍受任何的'了。

[both laugh]

[都笑了]

-That's it.

-就是這樣

I'm out of here.

我走了

Can't take it anymore.

不能再忍受了。

I need to get a new job.

我需要找一份新工作

-Hey, where's Jigsaw going?

-嘿，Jigsaw要去哪裡？

We were just getting warmed up.

我們剛剛開始熱身。

[both laugh]

[都笑了]

-Well thank goodness, they scared that guy away.

-謝天謝地，他們把那人嚇跑了。

I didn't like where this whole thing was headed.

我不喜歡這件事的發展方向。

[all yelling]

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