my weekly thank-you notes.

I was wondering if I could do that right now.

Do you guys mind? -Yeah.

-We do. -Yes.

-We don't. -We do. We do.

-No, we don't. -We do!

-So, can I can some thank-you note writing music,

please, Frannie?

[ Piano plays tender tune ]

Oh, perfect.

First picture, please.

Thank you, Oscar pools, March Madness brackets,

and my taxes, for being the three times a year

I fill out paperwork solely through guessing.

♪♪

One more time, Fran.

♪♪ Thank you, Michelle Obama,

for debuting your new Netflix show,

"Waffles & Mochi," this week.

And tune in next week

for Melania Trump's new Netflix show,

"Waffles & Mochi."

[ Laughing ] ♪♪

-You forgot about the picture.

-Oh, yeah. Show the next.

Yeah, that was "Waffles & Mochi."

Thank you. Good job, Winnie.

♪♪

Thank you, Frannie. Twice, even.

♪♪

-Frannie -- -Thank you,

new study that three feet of distance is enough

to keep students safe, but to be extra safe,

all first graders are still advised

to get a cootie shot.

-What's a cootie shot?

-[ Laughs ]

-[ Puffs ]

[ Laughter ]

Thank you. Go, Winnie.

Go, Frannie.

-I did this.

-Do one more, Winnie.

♪♪

Thank you, the president's Help is Here" tour,

or, as most people are calling it,

"Biden Better Have My Money."

[ Laughs ] That's a song.

Based off a song.

Frannie. Having fun?

♪♪

Thank you -- Go, Win.

-Go? Wait, what? -Yeah, you can tap.

Thank you, ribbons,

or, as I like to call you,

balloon leashes.

♪♪

Lost Frannie.

Thank you, new Heinz condiments --

go, Winnie --

Hanch, Wasabioli, and Tarchup,

for sounding like the name of Iceland's

number-one personal injury firm.

Oh, injury law firm.

I was distracted by the silence.

-[ Laughs ] -You good?

Thank you, pogo sticks,

for being -- Frannie, still helping?

♪♪

[ Laughs ]

Tap, tap, tap, tap.

That's a little dig.

-Yep. -That's very Frannie, yep.

-Thank you, pogo sticks, for being

jackhammers that just want to have fun.

-[ Vocalizing ] ♪♪

[ Laughs ] ♪♪

[ Laughter ] ♪♪

Go, Winnie.

Thank you, puzzles, for being

the slowest way possible

to download a picture.

[ Thrumming music joins piano tune ]

[ Laughs ] -What are you doing?

[ Laughing ]

-Stop.

-Just --

-Thank you, hot chocolate fanatics --

[ Laughter ] Go, Winnie.

hot chocolate fanatics, or, as I like to call you,

cocoa nuts.

♪♪

[ Chuckle ]

Final -- last one.

Winnie, last one.

[ Piano plays tender tune ] There you go.

-What? -Yeah.

-This one? -Yeah, perfect.

Thank you, salad,

for not being called "wet leaves."

There you have it, everybody.

[ Laughing ] Those are my thank-you notes.

Thank you so much to my helpers.

We'll be right back with more "Tonight Show," everybody.

♪♪