[ Cheers and applause ]

-Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite

"My dumb bet" stories from you guys.

This first one is from @gumgumerson.

-Oh.

[ Laughter ]

-Interesting first name. -Gum.

[ Laughter ]

-He says...

[ Cheers and applause ]

Grow up, dude. -"Wake up!"

-This next one's from @missgreenwalt.

She says...

-Yeah! -Hey.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Living the life, man. -Yeah.

Two beds.

-This one's from @mrcooperclark.

He says...

[ Laughter and applause ]

Samuelel. -Samuel.

-Samuelel, Samuelel. -Yeah, from the Bible.

-Samuelel. -Yeah.

-This one's from @logylogues. -Oh, logy logues.

[ Laughter ]

-I wonder if they're friends with Gum Gumerson.

-Yeah, yeah. [ Laughter ]

He says...

There you go. [ Audience groans ]

-Oh! -That's pretty bad.

That's a pretty bad bet right there, yeah.

-Now you gotta pay the bets.

-Lost by a hair. Oh. -Oh!

[ Laughter ] That's all right.

Don't get hurt, anybody.

This one's from @CraigLefferts.

He said...

[ Laughter ]

"I just thought the Tigers had a chance, that's all.

Let's go get ice cream!"

-"When you lost." -This one's from @vestureuk.

He says...

-Okay. [ Laughter ]

-Oh, my God. -Oh.

Why would you bet that? -Wow.

Wow. -What would be worth it?

-That's fantastic.

This last one's from @rockefeller88.

He says...

There you go, everybody.

-Those are my "Tonight Show Hashtags."

To check out more of our favorites,

go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

-♪ Hashtags ♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Now, I thought I'd share some of my favorite #carfails

from you guys. Here we go.

First one's from @CTaylor8. She said...

[ Laughter ] -Wow.

-I've been there.

This one's from @brendaemily. She says...

[ Laughter and applause ]

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

-[Muffled] I'm in the trunk!

-[ Chuckles ]

This one's from @Celizabeth107. She says...

[ Laughter ] Come on.

-[ Laughing ]

That's a lot of work.

This one's from @beer stat.

-Yeah!

-Is that, like, "Beer, stat"? Like that?

Or "Beer stat"? -No. Maybe like "beer stat."

-Like beer statistics.

[ Laughter ] Oh, I see.

He says...

[ Laughter ]

This one's from @NewsomScoob.

Oh, I know that guy. -Oh, yeah, you know Newsom.

-He says...

[ Laughter ] It's like, "He's that good!"

[ High-pitched ] ♪ Dream on ♪

This one's from @KleoPotato. -Oh.

-She says...

[ Laughter and applause ]

-[ Laughing ]

-That's just perfect, yeah. -Oh!

Down shift. -This one's from @AllyScheidt.

She says...

[ Laughter ] -Oh!

[ Applause ] -That's how it got named.

-That's how it got named. Sure.

That's a bunch of sh--

That's a bunch of "Scheidt." Yeah.

[ Laughter ]

-Bunch of -- That is a lot of "Scheidt,"

but that's from @AllyScheidt.

-Yeah, yeah, God bless her.

The Screwbaru. -That's how it got the name.

-That's what she told her mom, yeah.

[ Laughter ]

-Ugh!

This one's from @pottsyMJ. -Yeah.

-He says...

[ Laughter and applause ]

-Wait!

[ Laughter ]

Wait! -What?!

I don't know what's going on. -Wait!

-This last one is from Craig Lefferts.

He says...

There you go. There's our "Tonight Show Hashtag."

To check out more of our favorites,

go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

-♪ Hashtags ♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite

"Had to do it" tweets from you guys.

This first one is from @fakecoatesy.

He said...

[ Laughter and applause ]

Had to -- Had to do it. -Had to do it.

This is from @ihatetherefs. [ Laughter ]

-Wow. Strong opinion. -Yeah.

He says...

[ Laughter and applause ]

He had to do it. -Yeah, he had to do it.

He had no choice. [ Laughter ]

-15 minutes picking out a mop. -Yeah.

-There's lots of different mops you can get.

-Also, what was he doing 15 minutes watching her?

[ Laughter ]

-He had to do it, right? -Yeah, he had to do it.

-"I guess not." Yeah.

-Scotch in his hand. -Creepy dude, yeah.

-Yeah. [ Laughter ]

"Nice mop." [ Laughter ]

-"I wouldn't choose that one." [ Laughter ]

-"Get outta here, you perv!" -"Get outta here!

Block you from our store." -This one is from --

-"And put a shirt on!" [ Laughter ]

-"I do have a shirt on. It's just on my legs."

-Oh, my God! [ Laughter ]

-This one's from @littlerose345. She says...

[ Laughter and applause ] That's clever.

That's smart. -Smart thinking.

-That's clever.

This one's from @ALucilleW. She says...

[ Laughter ] -Oh.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-"I was just joking." -"Never mind."

"Papa John's!"

-This one's from @Rosarita1. She says...

[ Laughter, cheers, applause ] -Yeah!

Yeah! Eat it!

♪♪

Yeah! -Rosarita!

-Rosarita1!

You know what? She did win.

Rosarita won. -She won.

-"What can I have? Fighting or pleasure?"

-That's fantastic. [ Laughter ]

This one is from @WHenhenhen. -Oh.

-I thought I was just having a stroke there.

-Oh. [ Laughter ]

-This is from @WHenhenhenhenhenhenhenhen...

-Ba-gawk, bawk bawk bawk bawk!

-She says...

[ Laughter ]

Interesting. You got a point.

-Yeah, he's got a point. [ Laughter ]

-She didn't share that big old door.

-That's right, yeah. -And he drowned to death.

-"My jewel!" -"Oh!

Wait. What did I do with that?"

-[ As Adam Sandler ] "I dropped my jewel into the sea!"

-"Mrs. Sandler, please." [ Laughter ]

-"We ha-- You found it, finally."

[ Laughter ]

"Thank you very much!"

[ Laughter ]

Oh, this one's from @kingedhill. He says...

-Oh. [ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ] Ouch.

-Busted, right? You think you're being clever.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. -That would be funny.

-This last one has a picture attached to it.

It's from @tutusNtrouble. She says...

[ Laughter ] -Aww!

-Still a cute baby. [ Applause ]

Cute baby. There you have it.

Those are our "Tonight Show Hashtags."

To check out more of our favorites,

go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.