I saw a lot of really interesting things there.

我在那裡看到了很多非常有趣的東西。

But this incident in particular, I felt like it deserved a video blog.

但這件事特別是，我覺得它應該有一個視頻博客。

All of its own.

都是自己的。

High third Warren Tomato sauce, Thai chili sauce, honey mustard sauce, Thailand.

高三華倫番茄醬、泰國辣椒醬、蜂蜜芥末醬、泰國。

Sweet and spicy sauce.

甜辣醬。

Caesar cheese sauce.

凱撒奶酪醬。

You can.

你可以。

You want me to take a picture of that?

你想讓我拍張照片嗎？

I don't know if I can do that.

我不知道我是否能做到這一點。

You really want me to take a okay?

你真的要我拿一個好嗎？

I can't eat this one right now.

我現在不能吃這個。

It's not good.

這不是很好。

Okay, then who are you?

好吧，那你是誰？

You want to be in it, Okay?

你想加入，好嗎？

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't know who you are.

我不知道你是誰

Okay?

好嗎？

He's your employee.

他是你的僱員

Okay?

好嗎？

Hello?

喂？

I can't take a photo like that.

我不會拍這樣的照片。

No, I would lose my job.

不，我會失去工作的。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Big Popsicle!

大冰棒！

So it's ice.

所以這是冰塊。

Yeah, ice so good for summer.

是啊，冰塊這麼好的夏天。

Hey, why?

嘿，為什麼？

Why is this one blue?

為什麼這個是藍色的？

Get out!

滾出去！

So that peace.

所以，和平。

Peace.

和平。

It's for peaceful as this one Purple Free.

是為了和平，因為這個紫免。

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

Why?

為什麼？

Because I'm cute.

因為我很可愛。

I'm cute.

我很可愛。

So you gave me a giant Penis.

所以你給了我一個巨大的陰莖。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Never Stop it!

永不停止！

Stop it!

停下來！

Stop it!

停下來！

They gave it to me for free, but it's rainy.

他們免費給了我，但現在是雨天。

It's very veiny.

很有脈絡感。

And it's red.

而且是紅色的。

I've never seen on this thing.

我從來沒有在這個東西上看到。

I don't think it will fit.

我不認為它會適合。

And how do you feel about I really don't think it'll fit my mouth like I'm not even joke.

那你覺得怎麼樣我真的覺得不適合我的嘴，就像我根本不是開玩笑一樣。

Like it's bigger than my face guys watching what?

好像比我的臉還大，你們看什麼？

What?

什麼？

You know what this is attracting, like all the wrong people.

你知道這是在吸引什麼，比如所有錯誤的人。

So I've eaten this down to the point where it doesn't look like a dick anymore, but I can't get rid of it.

所以我把這東西吃下去，已經不像個雞巴了，但我卻無法擺脫它。

And there's nowhere to throw out garbage.

而且也沒地方扔垃圾。

And I feel like everyone is staring at me, and I'm, like, afraid to walk lob on the road with this.

我覺得每個人都在盯著我看 我害怕帶著這個走在路上。

So, like, what do we do?

那麼，像，我們該怎麼做？

Ironically, the place that we're at right now is called says on the roof.

諷刺的是，我們現在所在的地方叫屋頂上的說。

This video of the videos, they're like, Sure.

這個視頻的視頻，他們喜歡，當然。

Hi, buddy.

嗨，夥計。

Yeah.

是啊。

Oh, no, no, no.

哦，不，不，不。

That's not free.

這不是免費的。

That's not for you.

這不是給你的。

That's not for you.

這不是給你的。

No, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不。

That's my Penis.

這是我的陰莖。

No.

不知道

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊。

Mm.

嗯。

Yeah.

是啊。