Another day, another migraine.

Ah! What the...?

What are you doing?!

[screaming]

Fire!

Whoa! Squidward's house is destroying the neighborhood!

We've got to turn this thing off!

This Sunday relaxation really hits the spot.

Hmm, where to look...

Hmm, this off button seem suspicious.

We did it, Patrick!

President Squidward...

No, no. Don't say anything more.

[laughing]

This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you.

Uh, OK, let me just memorize--

Ah!

Hey, I wasn't ready!

Would you mind waiting till I--

Hang on, you're starting to look like your old self again.

Nope, still too handsome.

It's still not working.

Maybe I'm not doing it hard enough.

Ah, hang on a sec--

Let me--

[groaning]

Eek! Squidward, you're even more handsome now!

[cheering]

And the crowd is in a frenzy!

Well, SpongeBob, it was you who got me into this mess,

now you have to get me out again!

I know, Squidward!

I'll think of something!

I just need... I just...

[wood breaking]

[in slow-mo] Got me into...

Squidward! Look out for that falling shoe!

Huh?

[panting]

[screaming]

Squidward...

SpongeBob...?

You're back!

Oh, Squidward! I love you no matter how many times we smash your face!

I almost wish that meant something.

Everyone be-eth a critic.

[hammering]

Squidward?

That ougtha hold him.

[laughing]

[chuckling]

Huh?

SpongeBob! Why, you little...!

[laughing]

Hmm, a Krabby Patty.

[sniffs]

Ow!

- Squidward! - So long, SpongeLoser!

[laughing] Ow!

[laughing]

Ha-ha!

[laughing]

[laughing]

[Squidward groaning]

[groaning]

[laughing]

I got you now, SpongeBob!

What did you idiots do?

Squidward, what are you doing in there? You were supposed to keep watch.

Yeah, and you woke up the guard worm, too!

I didn't do it! You blockheads woke...

the... worm.

[screaming]

Coast is clear. Squiddy, you are a genius.

Ouch. What the...? Hey, I needed a wooden spoon.

I'll just keep it safe from harm in my back pocket.

And now for the mattress.

[biting]

I should've guessed.

[screaming]

Give me that cologne.

Now get in there!

Happy Halloween, Squidward!

I'm not going to get hurt this time.

What the...? Isn't that Mr. Krabs?

[screaming]

[growling]

The guard worm doesn't look very happy.

Run, Mr. Krabs! Run like you're not in a coma!

[sniffing]

It's... me money!

[whimpering]

Oh, money. I promise I'll never leave you alone again!

- Hey, Mr. Krabs! - [barking]

- Ah! Mr. Krabs, it's us! - Trick or treat.

Oh, hey, SpongeBob. I didn't recognize you.

Say, why are you two dressed as meat?

Not just meat, we're choice cuts! Right, Squidward?

Oh, I give up.

[growling]

[screaming]

Get away!

[laughing]