[screaming continues]

Hey, a splinter!

Okay, well, it's been nice knowing you,

but you have got to go.

Now.

Okay, out we go.

Well, that kind of hurts. Come on!

Oh, that really hurts.

Oh, barnacles, this hurts!

[panting in pain]

Conch-shelled manatees, this is painful!

[panting]

[crying]

Okay, you're tough, you're smart,

and you're charming,

but you are still no match for me!

Look! A bald eagle with a mustache!

SpongeBob, what have you done with my clarinet?

Ooh, Squidward, you're so hard-boiled.

Are you playing a game? Oh, oh, can I play?

I know you stole my clarinet!

Tell me... where... it... is!

I... don't... know!

[laughing]

Never mind! Maybe it won't show up on camera.

Here, help me move this sofa.

You got it, Squiddy. Where are we moving her to?

Hang on, I'm trying to get a grip on the thing.

Now don't move it till I say--

[screaming]

Okay, it's on my foot. Now don't--

[screaming]

Okay.

[screaming]

[screaming] Ow!

SpongeBob, I told you not to move it until I say--

[screaming]

- Why do you keep moving it? - 'Cause you keep saying, "Ow!"

Why... [mumbling]

[screaming]

Oh, Pruny wants to play.

Nice old lady.

[grunting]

[maniacal laughter]

[laughing]

- [buzzing] - [laughing]

[spits]

Oh! Stupid jellyfish! Beat it!

Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[grunting]

[screaming]

[explosion]

[Squidward] Ah-ow.

Now, don't hold back, SpongeBob. Just really let me have it.

Just remember, Squidward,

this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you.

Uh, okay, just let me just memorize--

Ah! Hey, I wasn't ready!

Would you mind waiting till I--

Hang on, you're starting to look like your old self again.

Nope. Still too handsome.

It's still not working.

Maybe I'm not doing it hard enough.

Spo... Hang on a sec--

Let me--

[groaning]

Eek! Squidward, you're even more handsome now!

[humming]

Gotcha.

Now just one quick flick of the wrist, and...

[screaming]

[groaning]

Grrr!

A little mind-numbing television

ought to help me forget about that stupid machine.

[alarm buzzing, laughter]

[screaming]

Come back, Squidward! Don't do this!

Will you stop shaking it?!

[screaming]

[screaming]

No! No! No!

[grunting]

[grunting]

[groaning]

[screaming]

[bell rings]

[grunting]

[students screaming]

[grunting]

I won't let you do it, Plankton!

If you're going to pave over jellyfish fields,

you're going to have to pave over me first.

Ooh! Your wish is my command, sponge!

[revving]

Is that all you got?

Do you hear me?!

Holy fish paste!

Get it off me! Get it off me!

[panting]

Don't you know how to work that thing?

Uh... I can do it.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[gargling]

[screaming intermittently]

Stop!

I've got an idea.

Let's call Mermaid Man and--

No! I can't let you do that!

Oh, thanks, pal.

[screaming]

Oh! Squidward!

Squidward!

Are you okay?

Please, just get away from me.

[customer] Uh, excuse me?

Notice how he comes gently to a stop sign.

Now, this driver with no regard for safety.

[screaming]

[screaming]

Well, at least he had his seat belt on.

[screaming]

[laughing]

That tickles.

Good catch!

- Oh! I'm a... - Helicopter!

[whistling]

[SpongeBob] Whoa!

[cheering]

[whistling]

[SpongeBob giggling]

[Patrick laughing]

[laughing]