Mayday, mayday!

You're off course!

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Oh...

I feel so serene now that I'm away

from that homicidal maniac SpongeBob.

[gasping]

The brake, son!

Aye, aye, Sir!

Here you go, Sir.

All I had to do was unscrew two little bolts.

I'm gonna stop this thing.

Tell my wife I love her!

Come get some!

Man down! Man down!

Oh, excuse me. Sorry!

Hey, SpongeBob!

Sorry, Patrick, I can't stop to talk right now.

I can't see! I can't see!

My pants!

Hey! I can't see!

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Did I pass?

Well, if there was

a "destroy the city" part of the test,

you would have.

The nerve of some people.

Hey, look, Mr. Krabs! I'm actually driving!

Good job, boy!

Phew.

[screaming]

[screaming]

Well, at least I didn't hit the Krusty Krab that time.

[laughing nervously]

Now, this driver with no regard for safety.

[screaming]

[screaming]

Well, at least he had his seat belt on.

[screaming]

Adjusting your mirrors.

What's our boat smarts boater up to now?

You guessed it.

He's adjusting his mirror before he begins boating,

unlike this degenerate boater.

[screaming]

Ah, perfect.

Hey, use your mirrors, fool!

Mirrors? Oh, that reminds me. I haven't adjusted this one yet.

Ah! Can't see!

Ah!

[laughing]

[screaming]

Ow.

Finally, and most importantly, a driver with boat smarts

always pays attention to his surroundings

and avoids distractions.

Notice how this driver's eyes are locked firmly on the road.

And here we have the epitome of a driver

who is carelessly distracting himself

from the road and safety.

[honking]

[honking]

Ah! Jerk!

Hi there!

Help! Lunatic driver!

- [screaming] - How's it going?

[screaming]

- I can't feel my hair. - My leg!

SpongeBob, I mean, a boater without boat smarts

shows contempt for his boater brethren and the law.

La-la-la-la!

Wee!

Hi, Squidward. Hi, Mrs. Puff.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Looks like you guys forgot your boat smarts!

[laughing]

Never mind.

I'm ready! I can do this, Mrs. Puff!

I can do it! I can do it!

The driving test is over, SpongeBob.

Stop the boat!

Wait! I can do this, Mrs. Puff! I can do this!

[Mrs. Puff] Oh!

The road, SpongeBob! Get back on the road!

Gotta pass the test! Gotta pass!

[screaming]

Hey, what do you got against the melons?

Look out!

This must be the night driving part of the test.

[sirens]

Hey, look at all those police!

I wonder if the president's in town.

Look out!

[screaming]

[screaming continues]

Where did I go wrong?!