I'm orange and I'm cece.

Whoa.

I usually do these with pair.

Well apparently not today.

What happened did he call in?

Sick?

Yeah.

Sick of you now what's today's story?

I totally didn't read it, wow.

Well I didn't read it either.

That's usually pairs job.

But today we're telling the story of batman, I don't know that story very well, but I sure do you know the theme song Batman?

Okay, here we go.

Let's just bat wing it the best we can.

Okay, so one thing I do know is that batman's real name is Bruce Wayne.

Why does he have two first names?

I don't know, probably the same reason his superhero name is to mammals.

Anyway, what I don't remember is the name of the city he lives in Gothic city, Gothic, bold century Gothic.

Pretty sure those are font.

Who got city cost city?

Yeah, that's, it sounds like the kind of place that has a hot topic on every corner.

That's exactly the kind of place it is.

And one day when young brucie my first two names and his Brazilian air parents were leaving one of God's cities, numerous hot topic locations.

His parents got murdered.

Whoa.

Who killed him?

I don't know.

I'm pretty sure it was that batman.

Well, that almost makes too much sense.

But hold on.

Why were his parents so rich?

Well, you know how bat poop is?

Like really expensive?

Who doesn't?

I'm pretty sure they were trafficking bat poop and then bat mafia put out a hit on him.

Okay.

It was kind of making sense before, but now it's making complete sense.

Of course it was a bad hit.

You hit things with the bat.

My mind is below one right now.

My mind just literally mush.

Let's continue.

Okay, so here's the part I'm confused about.

If bats killed his parents, then why did he dress up like them all the time?

Isn't it obvious to blend in so we can take them out from the inside from the inside of what?

Probably their bat caves.

Oh, there's a term I somewhat recognize.

We must be on the right track.

Okay, so batman gained entrance to the evil bats cave, how to get in?

I don't know, he'd probably better ring the doorbell or something nice, but point is he got inside and that's when he went back crazy on him.

He was punching out bed every this way and that he thought you unclear through a cloud.

That's why the clouds always looked like that in the movies.

Who did he punch, went through a car and that's why the battlefield looks like a bat Orange.

Don't be ridiculous.

Sorry.

Anyway, after avenging his parents death, he teamed up with Robin whose parents were murdered by Robin's.

Whoa, Robbins can kill people.

Their murderous savages.

Orange.

How do you think they're chest got so red?

Oh my goodness, I'm learning so much today.

Wait so catwoman.

Her parents were murdered by cat, the penguin penguins.

Yeah, they have really sharp beaks.

What about MR freeze?

I think you already know the answer.

His family was murdered by popsicles.

Birthday.

Yes.

Oh, I've never trusted particles.

Not one bet.