oh mr crabs this looks like madness you  think this is mad oh wait do you see

sandy what are you doing down here i'm  moonlighting as a molecular gastronomist  

what i'm a ladder in the gastric water eugene  here is paying me to science up his menu look  

i'm in a hurry we have this special project well  it's a work in progress there it is your new patty  

wait no you can't improve the krabby patty it's  perfect perfection that cannot be perfected upon  

yeah right sansa says design maybe 200 of these  pronto here you go gentlemen two brand new patties

step right up and get your new improved patties

many secret patties later  i'm leaving a good review  

so tasty hmm a little bit  different but they taste familiar  

well that wasn't familiar you feeling okay because  there's sesame seeds growing out of your back

what's going on oh i never should have  eaten four they're making everyone change  

maybe i'll pass on this patty

mom

yeah yeah i'm on my break come on

really krabs is this some kind  of new promotional gimmick  

surely you can do better than this eugene i mean  even wasted real pickles on this cheap costume

pretty insulting if you ask me

nice

hmm that's not so bad all original krabby  patty why did we forsake your perfect recipe

no thanks

maybe i'll be safe in here till this all blows  over moments later this is perch perkins reporting  

live from the krusty krab where i am one of  three people still unaffected by this rabid  

patty pandemonium the second unaffected person is  in this dumpster care to comment sir on the chaos  

coach perkins how did you know i was in here i  was napping in this dumpster when you snuck in  

take seeking refuge who's the  third person not affected me