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we are just so excited to meet you.
我們很高興能見到你。
I mean for so long our relationship was really off, it was just shit.
我的意思是,這麼長時間以來,我們的關係真的不正常,這只是狗屎。
My boyfriend's got a really small dick, like no meat on it and it really bothered me.
我男朋友的雞巴真的很小,好像沒有肉,這真的讓我很困擾。
It's just, I was kind of used to being with guys with big two huge dicks before I met him and I guess I thought dicks were supposed to be like that with fatness and length and whatever, and when Alan would ask me to blow him, I was like, keep that fucking gross nipple it away from me.
只是,在遇到他之前,我有點習慣於和擁有兩個巨大陰莖的男人在一起,我想我認為陰莖應該是那樣的,有肥大和長度之類的,當艾倫要我為他吹簫時,我就想,把那該死的噁心乳頭離我遠點。
But then when I saw your dick, it was like a rebirth, a new beginning.
但是,當我看到你的小弟弟時,就像重生一樣,是一個新的開始。
I watched the whole video and I thought maybe I do have something great with Alan after all, compared to you, he's gigantic.
我看了整個視頻,我想也許我和艾倫確實有很好的關係,畢竟和你相比,他是巨大的。
I mean, you make me look like I got a big dick.
我是說,你讓我看起來像有個大雞巴。
So anyways, we've been fucking a lot and I can't write his dick because I always fall right off, but he's been dogging me, I don't know, I can kind of feel it or it's his pubes bumping up against my sandbar.
所以無論如何,我們已經幹了很多,我不能寫他的雞巴,因為我總是馬上掉下來,但他一直在狗咬我,我不知道,我可以有點感覺,或者是他的陰毛撞到我的沙洲。
But whatever.
但不管怎樣。
At least we're doing it connecting.
至少我們在做連接工作。
I just thank you.
我只是感謝你。
Yeah.
是的。
Thank you.
謝謝你。
Changing lives.
改變生活。
Yeah.
是的。