It's come with me.

I want you to meet some people.

Okay?

Are you gonna be all right?

Are you sure?

I'll be right back quite a night.

Yeah, wow, this is crazy.

So tell me a guy like bucky, what are his tricks?

Mm.

What do you mean?

You know in the bedroom, he's got to have something up his sleeve, He surely doesn't have anything in his pants.

Uhh, well that's bucky's personal business and I don't really think it's any concern of yours, wow.

So you don't even know you two haven't.

In that case, I really think you need to spend a night in the shadow.

I'm already in the shadow.

The shadow of the 11 awards Bucky's won tonight.

He's already tied your record.

Right.

And um I believe we have one more award to go, so thanks.

I don't care what they said, I have the best taint and everybody knows it.

And now, for the winner of the most prestigious award of the night, male genitals of the year and the winner and the new record holder of 12 adult film awards, Bucky Larson.