[whistling]

[whistling]

[whistling]

[whistling]

[whistling]

Oh, SpongeBob, you're pretty good

with that thing.

Well, thanks, Patrick, glad you think so.

Well, apparently I'm not the only one who does.

What do ya mean? Who else could-

Oh no, not again.

The whistle seems to have soothed it.

I think it's offering us a ride!

♪ Road, road, road, road Road, road, road, road ♪

♪ When I'm above the road (road, road, road, road) ♪

♪ All I see is sky (road, road, road) ♪

♪ When I'm above the road (road, road, road, road) ♪

♪ On a giant fruit fly (road, road, road, road) ♪

♪ When I'm above the road (road, road, road, road) ♪

♪ He used to fill us With dread ♪

♪ When I'm above the road (road, road, road, road) ♪

♪ I'm as snug (road) ♪

♪ As a baby bug in bed (road, road, road) ♪

♪ (road, road, road) ♪

♪ Let's all sing (road, road, road) ♪

♪ The above the road song (road, road, road, road) ♪

♪ I wanna sing it all day long (road, road, road, road) ♪

♪ Let's all sing (road, road, road)

The above the road song (road, road, road, road) ♪

♪ Let's all sing (road, road, road, road) ♪

♪ Along ♪

Duh.

Thanks again.

Patrick, I think that is

the friendliest terrifyingly large insect

I have ever had the pleasure of being carried off by.

Me too.

SpongeBob? Oh, there you are!

Okay, hop in boys, the boatmobile is as good as new

and we've got miles and miles of open road ahead of us.

Boys?

[snoring]

Do something, Harold!

He's your son, Margaret.

He's your son.

Now, put 'er there, Patrick.

Put 'er there!

Ooh Patrick, have you been using a different moisturizer?

Your hands feel kind of--

[screaming]

Oh no, it's- it's just the same old moisturizer

I always use.

[mumbling]

Oh, come on, SpongeBob, don't leave me hanging here!

[mumbling]

Let me guess,

it's time to start screaming again?

One second.

Okay now.

[screaming]

[screaming]

SpongeBob, as much as I'd like to stay and hang around,

I'm not sure that now's the time.

I know Patrick, but right now it seems to be...

[mumbling]

our best possible course of action!

Well, I'd probably would really be enjoying the view

if I still had some blood flowing

in my arms. Ow!

Don't worry, Patrick, your blood flow's

not the only thing that's wearing thin!

[screaming]

Grab it, Patrick!

Grabbing!

[mumbling]

Okay SpongeBob, your turn!

[snoring]

SpongeBob!

Oh, I got it!

Whew, that was a close one, huh Patrick?

Yeah, but it looks like everything worked out just fine.

[ringing]

Patrick, Patrick, did you hear that?

It sounded like it came from the other side

of this big rock!

This isn't a big rock, it's a big wall!

Do you suppose it belongs to that gift shop right there?

What would a gift shop be doing right in the middle of nowhere?

Uh, selling gifts?

Wow Patrick, look at all this stuff!

You gonna buy something?

Nah, I'm not in the market for any souvenirs.

Oh, you could never have too many souv--

[gasping]

Oh no! I just realized what this place is!

- You have? - Patrick...

we have walked straight into a tourist trap.

- A trap! - Shhh!

A trap!

Come on. Let's escape,

before we spend all our money on useless trinkets.

Patrick, wait, I saw a very nice driftwood sculpture

over there that would work great as a mantelpiece.

SpongeBob, no!

[crying]

SpongeBob!

Patrick, that tourist trap took me for everything I had!

Now we don't have any money, we're still lost,

and we're gonna be in big trouble!

Oh, this vacation is a disaster!

[crying]

SpongeBob I--

[crying]

[mumbling]

I don't think this vacation's been a disaster.

You don't?

No! Of course not, see?!

We did everything we dreamed of doing

at The Great Barrier Reef.