And I've come to a love hotel with a water slide in it :)

我還來到了一個有水滑梯的愛情旅館 :)

Also I've come here with my friend Sarah

我還和我的朋友薩拉一起來到這裡

Yahooo やほー (hii)

Yahooo やほー (hii)

Thing is, this has been a process trying to get into this place

問題是，這一直是一個試圖進入這個地方的過程。

You can't reserve this place, you can't reserve a love hotel

你不能預訂這個地方，你不能預訂一個愛情旅館

and so we had to call before we left, it took us an hour and a half to get here

所以我們不得不在出發前打電話，花了一個半小時才到這裡。

and by the time we got here -

而當我們來到這裡時--

They were like "it's free! it's ok!" and then we got here

他們說："這是免費的！沒關係的！"然後我們就到了這裡。

and they were like "sorry someone else has taken it"

他們說："對不起，別人已經拿走了"。

so we have to wait possibly 6 hours,

所以我們必須等待可能是6個小時。

possibly more, possibly this video won't happen :'(

可能更多，可能這個視頻不會發生 :' (

but uhhhh we're gonna see if we can make it work

但是，我們要看看我們是否能讓它發揮作用。

cos look it looks like a boat!

因為你看，它看起來像一艘船!

There's a water slide in it

裡面有一個水滑梯

I'm gonna go down the water slide (if they let us in)

我要去坐水滑梯（如果他們讓我們進去的話

PLEASE LET US IN

請讓我們進去

alright hopefully it doesn't take that long lets goooo

好吧，希望它不會花那麼長時間，我們走吧。

After waiting 6 hours

等待6小時後

It's finally free we're finally going to the love hotel

終於自由了，我們終於要去愛情旅館了

Sarah: YESSSS

薩拉：是的

It's open! I hope it all goes ok and we get inside

它是開放的!我希望一切順利，我們能進去。

we were reading some reviews of it

我們正在閱讀一些關於它的評論

it's gonna be interesting

這將是有趣的

Sarah: Hopefully the slide is slippery

莎拉：希望這個滑梯是滑的

I hope the slide is slippery!

我希望滑梯是滑的!

I don't want my butt to get stuck! O_O

我不希望我的屁股被卡住!O_O

our number is flashing

我們的號碼在閃動

Ok we just got inside, this is gonna be my first look

好了，我們剛進去，這將是我的第一印象。

wait that's the... THAT's the SLiDe??

等等，那是...這就是SLiDe？

It goes down

它下降了

is the only way down the slide?

是下滑的唯一途徑嗎？

oh there's stairs!

哦，這裡有樓梯!

Both of us: omg omg

我們倆：OMG OMG OMG

What the hell!?

什麼是地獄！？

Oh MY gOd

哦，我的上帝

Sarah: This is Epic!

莎拉：這真是史詩級的作品!

(a fun funky beat)

(一個有趣的時髦節拍)

doodle doo dee doo dooo doooo

嘟嘟嘟 嘟嘟嘟 嘟嘟嘟 嘟嘟嘟

diddle dong bing bong doo doo deeedleee dup dup beeda boop

Diddle dong bing bong doo doo deeedleee dup dup beeda boop

shooba whup whup

蘇巴嗚嗚嗚

deeeedaddjdlflslkfajknefasn ok song over

deeeedaddjdlflslkfajknefasn 好的歌曲結束了

OH MY GOD

哦，我的上帝

Sarah: this is massive!

Sarah: 這是個大問題!

this is huge!

這是個大問題!

look at the size of that!

看看這個尺寸!

Sarah: I like these little disco lights!

莎拉：我喜歡這些小迪斯科燈!

people have probably done it on the s- People have DEFINITELY done it on the slide!

人們可能已經在S-人們肯定已經在滑梯上做過了!

Sarah: I mean they were doing it for 6 hours

莎拉：我是說他們做了6個小時的工作

This is crazy, look how big it is!

這真是太瘋狂了，看看它有多大!

Sarah: it's really pretty aswell!

薩拉：它真的很美，也很好。

Yeah it's gorgeous!

是的，它很華麗!

Look how big this is! I really did not think this was gonna be this legit

看看這有多大!我真的沒有想到這將是如此合法。

I am so excited

我很興奮

Sarah: You look so small in this room. wait (fall? ) in here

你在這個房間裡看起來好小。

yeah?

是嗎？

*loud slide cracking sounds*

*大聲的滑動破裂聲*

yaaaaaaaaaay

yaaaaaaaaaay

alright lets see the rest of the room, now that we've seen the best bit of it haehuehua

好了，讓我們看看房間的其餘部分，現在我們已經看到了它最好的部分，Haehuehua

so here's a quick explanation of japanese love hotels

所以這裡有一個關於日本愛情旅館的快速解釋

its a place you go to do the deed,and the business

它是一個你去做交易的地方，也是一個生意。

but also theyre just kinda funky hotels. there's really good baths and fun things to do

但他們也只是有點時髦的酒店。有非常好的浴室和有趣的事情可以做。

there's a lot of love hotels around japan, and there's a lot of kind of.. funky ones? that'll have fun designs

日本有很多愛情旅館，也有很多......時髦的旅館，會有有趣的設計。

a lot of them are the same kind of standard...

很多都是同一種標準...

BED

BED

SINK DINKO

沉丁克

the same facilities, but some of them are a bit fun

同樣的設施，但其中一些設施有點兒意思

so for love hotels you can usually pay for a really short stay, like a couple of hours

是以，對於愛情酒店，你通常可以支付一個非常短的住宿，比如幾個小時。

or you can pay for an overnight stay or just extend the time as much as you want

或者你可以支付過夜的費用，或者只是延長你想要的時間

so this place was about 120USD which is about 11900 yen

所以這個地方大約是120美元，大約是11900日元。

it was that price for 4 hours, I think that's pretty good if you get a whole water slide in the deal

4個小時是這個價格，我認為如果你在交易中得到一個完整的水滑梯，那是相當不錯的。

but yeah we're just gonna be checking out the kind of facilities this place has

但是，是的，我們只是要檢查一下這個地方有什麼樣的設施。

we're gonna be here for 4 hours just hanging out

我們將在這裡呆上4個小時，就這樣閒逛。

and yeah i'm gonna go down the slide

是的，我將從滑梯上下來

I'm so excited and nervous

我是如此興奮和緊張

Sarah: gotta get changed!

薩拉：得去換衣服了!

saw some reviews that it was not the slippery...

看到一些評論說它不是滑溜溜的...

she's doing it... she's putting her body on the internet

她在做...她把她的身體放在互聯網上

it's fine

沒問題

it's just a body, i would wear this to the beach

這只是一個身體，我想穿著它去海灘。

it's like we're all at the beach together but instead we're at a love hotel with a slide

就像我們一起在海灘上，但我們卻在一個有滑梯的愛情旅館裡。

Sarah: maybe you need a beer!

莎拉：也許你需要一杯啤酒!

I do need a beer! Oh lets go see the menu

我確實需要一杯啤酒!哦，讓我們去看看菜單

oh yeah we got beers, we got Chu-hi

哦，我們有啤酒，我們有Chu-hi

coffee, tea, cola

咖啡、茶、可樂

curry and rice!

咖喱和米飯!

oh i love cassis, cassis sour would go down very nicely Sarah: is that what you want?

哦，我喜歡黑醋栗，黑醋栗的酸味會非常好喝，莎拉：這是你想要的嗎？

they literally have 1 champagne and its $200

他們只有一種香檳，而且是200美元。

you can get kinoko no yama

你可以得到Kinoko No Yama

kinoko no yama babyyyyyyy

金子的山寶貝yyyy

we got nail clippers

我們有指甲刀

wine cooler, ooo wine opener

酒櫃，OOO開酒器

oh false eyelashes! and what is that... blood calculator

哦，假睫毛！那是什麼......血液計算器

Sarah: blood pressure!

莎拉: 血壓!

ohh blood pressure ohh ok

哦，血壓 哦，好的

Sarah: to make sure you're ok to go down the slide

薩拉：確保你可以下滑梯了

Ok number 1, we're good to go? I don't press it and hold it i just press it once

好的，1號，我們可以開始了嗎？我沒有按住不放，我只按了一次。

Ok i'm scared

好吧，我很害怕

a fun happy song with whistles and piano it sounds like a walk in the park

一首有趣的快樂歌曲，有口哨和鋼琴，聽起來像在公園裡散步。

alright number 2

好的，2號

I'm scared *nervous laughing*

我很害怕*緊張地笑了*。

I'm scared

我很害怕

and there's no lifeguard if anything goes wrong

如果出了問題，沒有救生員。

oh what are the rules? oh only one person at a time?

哦，有什麼規則？ 哦，一次只能有一個人？

so people might not have done it down the slide! Unless they're rule breakers

所以人們可能沒有做下滑梯!除非他們是規則的破壞者

Sarah: are you a rulebreaker?

莎拉：你是一個規則的破壞者嗎？

I am not

我不是

Sarah: so we're not going down together?

薩拉：所以我們不一起下去了？

NO WE ARE NOT SARAH

不，我們不是莎拉

how fast does it go?

它的速度有多快？

Sarah: uhhh 100 km an hour

薩拉：嗯，每小時100公里

STOP

停止

ohhh it's really scary

哦，這真的很嚇人

Sarah: are you ready should I countdown?

莎拉：你準備好了，我應該倒計時嗎？

Ok I'm gonna go. I'm really scared!

好了，我要走了。我真的很害怕!

Sarah: Ok. Goodbye.

莎拉：好的，再見。

Oh god

哦，上帝

Sarah: Bon Voyage!

薩拉：一帆風順!

Oh I'm so scared!!!

哦，我太害怕了！！！。

I'M SO SCARED

我很害怕

*screams*

*尖叫聲*

*screams and the sounds of bare skin on dry plastic*

*尖叫聲和裸露的皮膚在乾燥的塑膠上的聲音*。

*there is also music and laughing there is a lot going on*

*也有音樂和笑聲，有很多事情發生*。

whoaaaaaaa

嗚嗚嗚嗚

Sarah: How was it?

薩拉：情況如何？

it really dries out halfway down

在一半的時候，它就真的幹了

I'm taking my sento bucket, I'm gonna bring some water with me

我要帶著我的仙桃桶，我要帶著一些水。

Oh no it stopped! (the water flow)

哦，不，它停止了！（水流量）。(水的流動)

It's so scary!!!

太嚇人了！！！。

Sarah: I think it is 100km!

薩拉：我認為是100公里!

it's so fast!

它是如此之快!

as soon as you come around the bend it's super dry everywhere

你一轉過彎來，就會發現到處都非常乾燥。

I'm like ' don't touch the dry, don't touch the dry'

我就說："別碰乾的，別碰乾的"。

cos if you touch the dry your arm sticks to it and rips

因為如果你觸摸到乾燥的東西，你的手臂就會粘在上面並被撕開。

Sarah: what would you rate it?

薩拉：你會怎麼評價它？

in terms of a slide in general

就一般的滑動而言

I would give it like a 4 out of 10

我想給它打4分（滿分10分）。

its so fast and it's so scary and a bit dry halfway down

它是如此之快，它是如此可怕，而且在半路上有點幹。

but in terms of a slide in a love hotel

但就愛情旅館的滑梯而言

i give it a 10/10 cos i expected way worse than this!

我給它打10分，因為我期待的是比這更糟糕的情況！"。

brought up some water for sarah

為莎拉端來了一些水

are you ready?

你準備好了嗎？

Sarah: when do i go?

莎拉：我什麼時候去？

I don't know

我不知道

Sarah: I'm scared! now I know why you're scared

我很害怕！現在我知道你為什麼害怕了

go anytime now!

現在就去吧!

*screaming*

*尖叫聲*

are you ok?

你還好嗎？

*confusing distressed sounds*

*混亂的苦惱聲*

I can't tell if you're laughing or crying

我不知道你是在笑還是在哭

isn't it scary??

這不是很可怕嗎？

Sarah: IT'S SCARY!

薩拉：這很可怕!

I'm not going down the slide again, i think i don't want to go down the slide again

我不會再下滑梯了，我想我不想再下滑梯了

it was so fast and scary

它是如此快速和可怕

and it was great for an experience

和它是偉大的經驗

but i'm uhhh personally good

但我個人很好

but yeah we're just gonna hang out and chill, we have some drinks coming

但是，是的，我們只是要掛出和冷卻，我們有一些飲料來了

gonna take a bath, and have a good time in the love hotel

洗個澡，在愛情旅館裡過個好日子

do whatever you do at a love hotel

在愛情旅館做什麼

Sarah: PILLOW FIGHT

莎拉: 枕頭大戰

*a bop*

*一拍即合*

Cheers! kanpaiii

歡呼吧!kanpaiii

joshi kai joshi kai joshi kai joshi kai joshi kai

joshi kai joshi kai joshi kai joshi kai joshi kai

oh we have bubbles? Sarah: yes! It's an impressive bath

哦，我們有保麗龍？薩拉：是的!這是個令人印象深刻的浴缸

this is what it looks like!

這就是它的模樣!

wooo woooooo

wooo woooo

love hotels are a place where you can go and do the deed

愛情酒店是一個可以去做的地方

but also it's a great time to spend with your friends and do whatever you want

但這也是與朋友一起度過的美好時光，可以做任何你想做的事。

order food have some drinks, sit in a big bathtub with some lights and some bubbles and go down a slide

點菜，喝飲料，坐在有燈光和保麗龍的大浴缸裡，從滑梯上滑下來。

but yeah after this do you want to get some food?

但是，是的，在這之後你想得到一些食物嗎？

Sarah: yes

莎拉：是的

we'll eat dinner

我們要吃晚飯

it's quite late now. we have been waiting for so long now, it's quite late

現在已經很晚了，我們已經等了這麼久，已經很晚了

Sarah: this was meant to be a lunch thing

Sarah：這本是一件午餐的事

Sarah: I feel like I would definitely come back here

薩拉：我覺得我一定會回到這裡來的

if necessary

如有必要

What do you... what do you mean???

你...你是什麼意思？

when is it ever necessary?

什麼時候有必要？

Sarah: When I can't go to the pool

莎拉：當我不能去游泳池的時候

Oh, ok :')

哦，好的 :')

ok so we have some gels and soap to put in the bath but they all have quite interesting english

好了，我們有一些凝膠和肥皂放在浴缸裡，但它們都有相當有趣的英文。

this is called 'paradise garden passion red'

這就是所謂的 "天堂花園激情紅"。

and then we also have this body towel

然後我們也有這個身體毛巾

"get away from the bustle of everyday life

"遠離喧囂的日常生活

free your mind and body. We are pleased to share the precious moment with guests"

釋放你的思想和身體。我們很高興與客人分享這寶貴的時刻"

it is a body towel

它是一個身體毛巾

what are you mystery powder?

你是什麼神祕的粉末？

sarah: mystery powder

薩拉：神祕的粉末

sarah: it doesnt smell good

薩拉：聞起來不怎麼好

smells baaaad

糟糕的氣味

sarah: *coughs*

薩拉。*咳嗽*

We put all of them in the bath

我們把所有的人都放在浴缸裡

Sarah: yeah it doesn't look nice

薩拉：是的，它看起來並不漂亮

looks bad

看起來很糟糕

we ruined bath time

我們破壞了洗澡時間

sarah: yeah it's time to move on to dinner i say

薩拉：是的，是時候去吃飯了，我說。

dinner time. time to get out of... the piss bath

晚餐時間到了，是時候離開......小便浴場了

Sarah: it looks nasty...

薩拉：它看起來很討厭...

it looks so baaaad

它看起來很糟糕

we're gonna get some food!

我們要去吃點東西！

they have okonomiyaki you can order from restaurants around the area

他們有御好燒，你可以從周圍的餐館訂購。

so we're thinking of getting two separate okonomiyaki

所以我們想買兩個獨立的御好燒。

and customizing our orders

和定製我們的訂單

sarah's knocked out with mask on

薩拉戴著面具被打暈了

We're watching sonic the hedgehog the movie!

我們正在看刺蝟索尼克的電影!

woooooooo

woooooooo

so fast

這麼快

Sarah: I've never had takeaway okonomiyaki before

薩拉：我以前從未吃過外賣御好燒。

me neither! it looks like a pizza, this is so fun

我也沒有！它看起來像一個比薩餅，這太有趣了。

it's called pizza pockets, but its not pizza...

它被稱為披薩口袋，但它不是披薩...

iiiiit's okonomiyakiiii

這是個好主意。

Sarah: oooo looks so good

薩拉：哦，看起來好極了

yaaay itadakimasu! this has been so much fun

這真是太有趣了。

is there mochi in this one?

這裡面有麻糬嗎？

Sarah: yeah there's mochi in it

莎拉：是的，裡面有麻糬。

Sarah: I know that's your favourite

莎拉：我知道這是你的最愛

guys we're at the end of our love hotel journey

夥計們，我們的愛情旅館之旅已經結束了

that was so much fun, i had a great time! Thank you for coming with me

這真是太有趣了，我玩得很開心!謝謝你和我一起去

Sarah: Thanks for inviting me

莎拉：謝謝你邀請我

this was nuts and i'm actually fine that we had to wait for 6 hours

這簡直是瘋了，其實我很高興，我們不得不等待6個小時。

sarah: yeah it was worth it

薩拉：是的，這很值得

it was worth it

這是值得的

Sarah: surprisingly

薩拉：令人驚訝的是

Sarah: I kind of don't want to leave...

莎拉：我有點不想離開......

but we gotta get back to our real lives outside of

但我們必須回到我們真正的生活中去，而不是在外面。

love hotel world

愛情酒店世界

Let me know in the comments down below if you want to see more crazy love hotels

如果你想看到更多瘋狂的愛情酒店，請在下面的評論中告訴我。

i don't think i can find any that are this crazy

我不認為我可以找到任何如此瘋狂的東西

but there's a lot that have fun exteriors

但也有很多人有有趣的外貌

like there's a spaceship somewhere in chiba

好像在千葉的某個地方有一艘宇宙飛船

but the interior's not a spaceship :(

但內部不是宇宙飛船 :(

but if you have any suggestions of cool love hotels i could check out let me know in the comments down below

但如果你有任何關於我可以檢查的酷愛酒店的建議，請在下面的評論中告訴我。

if you wanna check out sarah she's on instagram, in the comment... in the

如果你想了解薩拉，她在Instagram上，在評論中......在

descrip...tion

描述

Sarah: Thank you

薩拉：謝謝你

Thank you so much for watching if you enjoyed this video please give it a thumbs up, leave a comment down below, or hit subscribe if you want to see more videos like this or not like this

非常感謝您的觀看，如果您喜歡這段視頻，請豎起大拇指，在下面留言，或者點擊訂閱，如果您想看到更多這樣或不這樣的視頻，請點擊訂閱。

and i will see you in the next video!

我將在下一個視頻中看到你!

Jaaaaa ne *i didn't explain jaaa ne to sarah but she does her best anyway*

Jaaaaa ne *我沒有向莎拉解釋Jaaa ne，但她還是盡力了*。

Mr Sofuto thanks you for watching :)

Sofuto先生感謝您的觀看 :)