This is weird, this is like shopping for people

no this is helpful,okay, look at this bar

In a matter of moments, you can find up who is single, who is gay, who is straight, who is interested.

it's fake, it's not real. it's a central authentic, you know like, like in the nineties.

I bet if I was in the nineties, I can just walked out to a girl in a bar, will be like...

Hey, I'm Chris. Do you want a date? NO.

that inefficient, you will go on dates with people you have nothing in common with,

like iced coffee girl. iced coffee girl?! yeah I am looking out of her profile, she is addicted to iced coffee,

I would never date a girl officially like that

there is not a problem that judging somebody based on a profile

let's say, my nineties girl, has trace that will be incompatible, maybe I read paragraph about her, like she is a huge sports fan and she loves science of biology

sShe has a side pony?

fine, that we were learning new things about each other, you think just working out with her paragraph you have already read

no, that's not...

the paragraph is like a process, you can deeper quicker, you have a date like someone, and then the fun begins while you...you know sitting around by your nineties's dream phone

iphone have 100 ways, I can communicate with her, I can like her facebook post, we can send each other pictures of our days, we can text

because I'm hilarious

you also gonna google her and you gonna find out things and you probably shouldn't know

i am just waiting by the phone and met with her

how about security

when we are together with present, you know about of the modern days discretion

so opportunity to bond.

oh yeah, and also inevitably things will end

people will break up with us, although no doubt which is easier

the nineties, yeah, in the nineties you broke up, it was over with. it was done.

no, you will not be done, you will pine, you will stress, you would show up to her house outside in the pouring rain

okay, well you will pine, too

yeah I pine, i will also stalk, because stalking gives me peace of mind. That's why everyone unfriend direct on their facebook, they can see they're not living in this dream world without you

you can stop without the internet

I just wanna fall in love in the same way with my parents fell in love okay, that's the same way with my grandparents fell in love for that

its so the same love. it's just more accessible now.

you know I can find out nineties girl

I can date her tonight

oh, go get her, Tiger

okay

okay, how do I do this