(pants ripping)

(褲子撕破)

- Order up, Squidward.

- 點菜吧，章魚哥。

- Well, well, if it isn't SpongeBob Underpants.

- 好吧，好吧，如果它不是海綿寶寶的內褲。

(laughing)

(笑)

(yelling)

(叫喊聲)

(feet treading)

(腳踏實地)

(jets firing)

(噴氣機發射)

- Gotcha!

- 抓到你了!

(somber music)

(陰沉的音樂)

Friends forever.

永遠的朋友。

(babbling)

（胡言亂語）

(yelling)

(叫喊聲)

(babbling)

（胡言亂語）

- Nobody look down.

- 沒有人往下看。

- My leg!

- 我的腿！

Of my pants!

我的褲子！

- Seat yourself, sir.

- 請坐吧，先生。

Be with ya in a minute.

一會兒就來。

I won't be needing these.

我不需要這些。

♪ Buzz, buzz, buzz ♪

嗡嗡聲，嗡嗡聲，嗡嗡聲

♪ Buzz, buzz, buzz ♪

嗡嗡聲，嗡嗡聲，嗡嗡聲

- He took off his pants.

- 他脫下了自己的褲子。

- I'll give him a week.

- 我給他一個星期的時間。

- I'll give him 11 minutes.

- 我給他11分鐘。

(groaning)

( 呻吟聲 )

- It's laundry day, Gary.

- 今天是洗衣日，加里。

Oops.

哎呀。

- Does he always do that after he eats?

- 他總是在吃完飯後這樣做嗎？

- [Patrick] Only on Wednesday.

- [帕特里克]只在星期三。

(alarm buzzing)

(警報器嗡嗡聲)

- We need a box for him to sleep in.

- 我們需要一個箱子讓他睡在裡面。

There you go.

你去吧。

It's the best seat in the house.

這是全場最好的座位。

(rim shot)

(邊角料)

Not ripped pants.

不是撕裂的褲子。

Pants ripped up.

褲子撕開了。

Someone call the police.

有人打電話給警察。

There's a pant thief on the loose.

有一個偷褲子的小偷在逃。

(wind blowing)

(風的吹拂)

- Got your apple ready?

- 準備好你的蘋果了嗎？

Lucky undergarments?

幸運的內衣？

Hold on, hold on.

堅持住，堅持住。

Bingo.

賓果。

(yelling)

(叫喊聲)

- What's happening to me?

- 我是怎麼了？

(gasping)

(喘息聲)

(dramatic music)

(戲劇性的音樂)

Wow.

哇。

Oops. (laughing)

哎呀。(笑)

(groaning)

( 呻吟聲 )

I steamed myself tiny.

我把自己蒸得很小。

Woohoo, I steamed myself tiny.

嗚呼，我把自己蒸得很小。

Whoo!

喔!

Gee, being on strike with Squidward sure is a kick.

嘖嘖，和章魚哥一起罷工肯定是很爽的。

My terrific jellyfishing net, old reliable.

我那可怕的水母捕魚網，老得很可靠。

Old reliable?

舊的可靠嗎？

(yelling)

(叫喊聲)

(dramatic music)

(戲劇性的音樂)

It's gone!

它已經消失了!

Oh, right, pants.

哦，對了，褲子。

- [Narrator] One pair of pants later.

- [旁白] 一條褲子之後。

- Patrick, old reliable's been stolen.

- 帕特里克，可靠的老東西被偷了。

(yelling)

(叫喊聲)

(fog horn blows)

(霧笛聲響起)

(yelling)

(叫喊聲)

Ready for work.

準備工作。

Morning, Squidward.

早上好，章魚哥。

(underpants snap)

(內褲斷裂)

(yells)

(大叫)

Not ready for work.

沒有準備好工作。

(yelling)

(叫喊聲)

- Whatever.

- 不管怎麼樣。

(fog horn blows)

(霧笛聲響起)

♪ I never thought that I would have a chance like this ♪

我從來沒有想過，我將有一個這樣的機會

♪ But dreams exist as big as this one ♪

? 但夢想存在，因為這個大 ?

♪ If happiness are patties frying on the grill ♪

如果幸福是在烤架上煎熬的肉餅

♪ I'll have my fill upon each fresh bun ♪

我將在每一個新鮮的包子上得到我的滿足

♪ Here's a day that couldn't get much better here ♪

這裡是一個不能再好的日子了

♪ This is the greatest I've ever been ♪

這是我有史以來最偉大的一次

♪ It's so cool I oughta wear a sweater ♪

它是如此涼爽，我應該穿一件毛衣

♪ Just to hold onto the poor feeling ♪

♪只為守住那份可憐的感覺♪

- The killer crab.

- 殺手蟹。

(gasping) - No.

(喘氣) - 不。

- You're right. Too scary.

- 你是對的。太嚇人了。

(blades slicing)

(刀片切開)

(dishes clattering)

(碗碟聲響起)

I can't get the suds,

我無法得到肥皂水。

because then I'll have to miss work.

因為那樣我就得錯過工作。

(sneezes)

(打噴嚏)

(meows)

(喵喵)

No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this.

不，加里。我喜歡這樣穿內褲。

I wanna wear tighties.

我想穿長筒襪。

You might wanna put these on.

你可能想穿上這些。

(bubbles popping)

(冒出的氣泡)

♪ Buzz, buzz ♪

? 嗡嗡聲，嗡嗡聲?

♪ Buzz, buzz ♪

? 嗡嗡聲，嗡嗡聲?

- Where are ya, little square dude?

- 你在哪裡，小方塊人？

SpongeBob's tie and all his other little dressings?

海綿寶寶的領帶和他所有其他的小裝飾品？

But, but, he always folds his clothes

但是，但是，他總是摺疊他的衣服

before runnin' around in the nude.

在裸體奔跑之前。

- I gotta find out what's in that secret box.

- 我得找出那個祕密盒子裡有什麼。

- Okay, I'm ready.

- 好了，我準備好了。

- Any particular reason you took your pants off?

- 有什麼特別的原因讓你脫掉褲子嗎？

- That stuff stains clothes, right?

- 那東西會弄髒衣服，對嗎？

- That it does, Patrick. That it does.

- 確實如此，帕特里克。確實如此。

Good thinking.

想得好。

Here, hold this a second.

在這裡，稍等一下。

I'm SpongeBob JunglePants.

我是SpongeBob JunglePants。

- Oh boy.

- 哦，孩子。

(yelling)

(叫喊聲)

- This crew is a lie.

- 這個團隊是一個謊言。

(growling)

(咆哮聲)

- [Pirate] Avast! Pineapple ho.

- [海盜]Avast!菠蘿嗬。

Leave to and prepare to be boarded.

離開到並準備上船。

- Ah, go home already.

- 啊，已經回家了。

Patrick's lucky.

帕特里克很幸運。

He gets to practice in the middle of the night

他可以在半夜裡練習

with his jellyfishing net.

用他的水母網捕魚。

Funny thing is, Patrick's net disintegrated yesterday.

有趣的是，帕特里克的網昨天解體了。

(groaning)

( 呻吟聲 )

(crowd gasps)

(人群喘息聲)

- [SpongeBob] Yellow.

- [海綿寶寶]黃。

- [Patrick] Pink?

- [帕特里克]粉紅色？

- [Both] You do care.

- [兩者]你確實關心。

(sobbing)

(抽泣聲)

- Let's promise to never fight again, buddy.

- 讓我們保證再也不打架了，夥計。

- Yeah, pal.

- 是的，朋友。

Let's go home.

我們回家吧。

(whistling) (audience booing)

(口哨聲) (觀眾的噓聲)

You're my best friend ever.

你是我最好的朋友。

- You too, Patrick.

- 你也是，帕特里克。

- You know, these were white when I bought them.

- 你知道嗎，我買這些東西的時候是白色的。

(tires screeching)

(輪胎尖叫聲)

- See ya later.

- 待會兒見。

- They left us in the middle of nowhere.

- 他們把我們丟在了荒郊野外。

- Oh, this isn't the middle of nowhere.

- 哦，這裡不是荒郊野外。

We're actually right on the edge of nowhere.

我們實際上就在無名之地的邊緣。

- Well, at least it isn't raining.

- 嗯，至少沒有下雨。

(thunder clapping)

(雷鳴般的掌聲)

(wall crumbles)

(牆塌了)

- SpongeBob, what are you doing?

- 海綿寶寶，你在做什麼？

I'm talking to you.

我在和你說話。

SpongeBob? SpongeBob!

海綿寶寶？海綿寶寶！

Are you mad?

你瘋了嗎？

- Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player.

- 閉上你的嘴，你這個平庸的單簧管演奏者。

- Mediocre?

- 平庸的？

- Ha-ya!

- 哈-雅!

- I may be down, but I'm not out.

- 我可能會倒下，但我沒有被淘汰。

- Way to go, buddy.

- 幹得好，夥計。

It took us three days to make that potato salad.

我們花了三天時間來做那個洋芋沙拉。

Three days!

三天!

- Let 'er rip, Gary.

- 讓我們開始吧，加里。

(sips) Ah.

(啜飲) 啊。

Ta-da!

Ta-da!

Goodnight, Gary.

晚安，加里。

Ah, this isn't right.

啊，這不對。

Goodnight, Gary.

晚安，加里。

Wait, this isn't right either.

等等，這也不對。

Nope.

不對。

Uh-huh.

嗯，嗯。

Negative.

負面的。

Come on, come on, get it right.

來吧，來吧，把它做好。

(inspiring orchestra music)

(鼓舞人心的管絃樂)

(panting)

（氣喘吁吁）

(suspenseful music)

(懸疑的音樂)

- I caught ya now, SpongeBob.

- 我現在抓住了你，海綿寶寶。

- Patrick, no!

- 帕特里克，不！

There they go again, Gary.

他們又來了，加里。

I suppose I'll never join them in the sky.

我想我永遠不會和他們一起上天了。

I'll be stuck on the ground,

我將被困在地面上。

sentenced to a flightless life.

被判處無法飛行的生活。

Oh well, I guess all dreams aren't meant to come true.

哦，好吧，我想所有的夢想都不是註定要實現的。

(pants snap)

(褲子打結)

Back to reality.

回到現實中來。

Oh, okay, I'm taking them off, I'm taking them off.

哦，好吧，我把它們拿下來，我把它們拿下來。

There.

在那裡。

- Uh, lad.

- 呃，小夥子。

(laughing)

(笑)

(yells)

(大叫)

Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, Mr. Krabs.

哦，不，哦，不，不，不，不，蟹老闆。

I can't do it.

我做不到。

Anything but that.

除此以外的任何事情。

- I understand.

- 我明白。

You were a good little fry cook, SpongeBob.

你是一個好的小油條廚師，海綿寶寶。

But we'll find another.

但我們會找到另一個。

Hopefully one that'll listen to old Mr. Krabs.

希望有一個能聽老蟹老闆的話。

- Oh, Mr. Krabs, I'll listen. I promise.

- 哦，蟹老闆，我會聽的。我保證。

(yelling)

(叫喊聲)

Please save me, Mr. Krabs.

請救救我，蟹老闆。

(sobbing)

(抽泣聲)

I promise I'll be good.

我保證我會很好。

(exhales)

（呼氣）

- [All] Oh, look. (laughing)

- [所有人] 哦，看。(笑聲)

- [Fish] It's SpongeBob NudeyPants.

- [魚]這是海綿寶寶的褲子。

(yells)

(大叫)

(snoring)

(鼾聲)

- You can keep the change.

- 你可以保留這些變化。

(rumbling) What?

（隆隆聲）什麼？

(yelling)

(叫喊聲)

(eraser squeaking)

(橡皮擦吱吱作響)

Must get back to desk.

必須回到辦公桌前。

(clocks ticking and ringing) (panting)

(鐘錶滴答聲和鈴聲) (喘息聲)

That was a close call.

那是一個千鈞一髮的時刻。

(yells) My pants!

(大叫) 我的褲子!

- Yoohoo, down here.

- 喲呵，在下面。

- You get up here.

- 你到這裡來。

I gotta get back to work.

我得回去工作了。

- Freedom! - [SpongeBob] Stop, pants!

- 自由！- [海綿寶寶]停下，褲子！

You get back here this instant.

你馬上回到這裡來。

- Help! Help!

- 救命啊!救命啊!

- Holy crabby patties.

- 神聖的蟹肉餡餅。

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's arch nemesis,

美人魚人和甲殼蟲男孩的大剋星。

the Dirty Bubble.

骯髒的保麗龍。

I can't believe it.

我無法相信這一點。

(laughing)

(笑)

- You cannot save them, Sponge of Mystery.

- 你無法拯救他們，神祕的海綿。

They are trapped by my awesome surface tension.

它們被我可怕的表面張力困住了。

- You don't understand.

- 你不明白。

You're my most favorite super villain.

你是我最喜歡的超級大反派。

Can I have your autograph.

我可以要你的簽名嗎？

- Oh no. Oh no, you fools.

- 哦，不。哦，不，你們這些傻瓜。

Stay back.

留在後面。

The point. (whimpering)

這一點。(嗚咽聲)

Watch the point!

注意點!

- First, I close the photo chamber.

- 首先，我關閉照片室。

And finally.

最後。

(machine rumbling)

(機器轟鳴聲)

(glass shatters)

(玻璃碎裂)

- Two things that won't work.

- 有兩件事是行不通的。

- I've changed my mind.

- 我已經改變了主意。

I want soup instead.

我想喝湯。

- Okay.

- 好的。

Don't move.

不要動。

(sobbing)

(抽泣聲)

Oh, what have I done?

哦，我做了什麼？

What have I done?

我做了什麼？

(sobbing)

(抽泣聲)

All that glitters is not gold.

所有閃閃發光的東西都不是金子。

(sobbing)

(抽泣聲)

Goodbye, best friend.

再見，最好的朋友。

(sobbing)

(抽泣聲)

♪ The most important meal of the day ♪

? 一天中最重要的一餐?

♪ Servin' it up Gary's way ♪

? 服務'起來加里的方式?

Enjoy, buddy.

享受吧，夥計。

Oh, you know, I've been feeding this to Gary for years,

哦，你知道，我給加里喂這個已經很多年了。

and I don't even what it tastes like.

我甚至不知道它是什麼味道。

(gagging)

（插科打諢）

- What is it, Peterson?

- 怎麼了，彼得森？

- I'm not sure.

- 我不確定。

I feel a disturbance.

我感到一陣不安。

- Do yourself a favor, kiddo.

- 幫你自己一個忙，孩子。

Sign here, and you'll be protected.

在這裡簽字，你將得到保護。

- I, hmm, no.

- 我，嗯，沒有。

- Here. - Okay, thanks.

- 在這裡。- 好的，謝謝。

(pen squeaking)

(筆吱吱作響)

- And while you're ready, clumsy, why not buy two?

- 而在你準備好的時候，笨笨，為什麼不買兩個呢？

- Okay. (pen squeaking)

- 好的。(筆吱吱作響)

(laughing)

(笑)

Huh?

嗯？

Hey, my jellyfish friends are helping me fly without pants.

嘿，我的水母朋友在幫助我不穿褲子也能飛。

I guess it just goes to show

我想這恰恰說明了

♪ You don't need a plane to fly ♪

你不需要飛機就能飛翔?

♪ Plastic wings may make you cry ♪

塑膠翅膀可能使你哭泣

♪ Kites are made for windy days ♪

風箏是為大風天準備的?

♪ Lawn chair with balloons fly away ♪

草坪椅上的氣球飛走了？

♪ Inflatable pants ♪

? 充氣褲 ?

♪ You may as well skip ♪

? 你不妨跳過?

♪ If you want to fly ♪

? 如果你想飛 ?

♪ All you need is friendship ♪

你所需要的是友誼

Yeah.

是的。

Look at me, I'm naked.

看著我，我是裸體的。