Super-awesome-ular-tastic!

超級棒的，非常棒的，非常棒的!

Wow!

哇哦!

Huh?

嗯？

SpongeBob, can you hear me? Come in, SpongeBob.

海綿寶寶，你能聽到我嗎？進來吧，海綿寶寶。

Eh.

Eh.

Talk to me, you digitized doofus!

跟我說說，你這個數碼化的傻瓜！你是誰？

Plankton, I do not respond to insults.

痞子，我不迴應侮辱。

Okay. Just look for any destruction

好的。只是尋找任何破壞

and follow it to the virus. Sweetheart.

並跟著它去找病毒。親愛的。

Got it, Honey.

明白了，親愛的。

Whoa!

哇!

[grumbling]

[抱怨聲]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

I want a Krabby Patty!

我想吃蟹皇堡!

- Baby! - Bye-bye!

- 寶貝！- 拜拜了！

[whimpering]

[嗚咽聲]

SpongeBob, hurry up and kill that virus

海綿寶寶，快點殺了那個病毒

before it completely destroys Karen!

在它完全毀掉凱倫之前!

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[glass breaking]

[玻璃破碎]

Knock, knock! Whoo!

敲門，敲門！Whoo!

Huh? Great Neptune's nostrils!

嗯？偉大的海王星的鼻孔！？

Oh. Yow-ow-ow!

哦。喲--喲--喲！

Huh? Hmm.

嗯？嗯。

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

The virus.

病毒。

[panting]

[氣喘吁吁]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

Plankton, it looks like the virus is heading

痞子，看來病毒正向著

to Karen's memory banks.

在凱倫的記憶庫中。

Listen, if it gets to her memory,

聽著，如果它得到了她的記憶。

it'll fry her hard drive completely.

它將徹底燒燬她的硬盤。

I need you to destroy that virus right now!

我需要你現在就摧毀那個病毒！"。

Plankton, I need you to control your wife.

痞子，我需要你控制你的妻子。

Er, computer, or whatever.

呃，電腦，或其他什麼。

Mind your own business, Eugene.

管好你自己的事，尤金。

This is my business!

這是我的事!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Uh!

呃!

Hello there, baby! Where've you been all my life?

你好啊，寶貝！我這輩子你都去哪兒了？

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

Please don't break up our happy home.

請不要拆散我們的幸福家園。

I forgive you, baby.

我原諒你，寶貝。

[dinging]

[叮叮噹噹]

Wow, I can never unsee that.

哇，我永遠無法不看到這一點。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

Intruder detected.

檢測到入侵者。

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

Plankton?

浮游生物？

That's my name.

這是我的名字。

Actually, I'm Karen's version of Plankton.

實際上，我是凱倫版的痞子。

You know, how she'd like to see me. Haha.

你知道，她多麼希望看到我。哈哈。

Ooh, you have beautiful eye.

哦，你的眼睛真漂亮。

We'd better get moving.

我們最好開始行動。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

[carnival music playing]

[狂歡節音樂響起]

Anger control center abolished.

憤怒控制中心被廢除。

Love center destroyed.

愛心中心被毀。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Huh?

嗯？

Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money...

錢，錢，錢，錢，錢，錢，錢，錢......。

Mr. Krabs, is that you?

蟹老闆，是你嗎？

It's Karen's version of Krabs.

這是凱倫版的克拉布。

Hey, looking good, Mr. K.

嘿，看起來不錯，K先生。

I hate everything.

我討厭一切。

That's how Karen sees Squidward.

凱倫就是這樣看待章魚哥的。

Hmm? Uh, nothing

嗯？呃，沒什麼

a little make-up couldn't fix. Haha.

一個小小的化妝不能解決的問題。哈哈。

Hey, I wonder if Karen has a version of me down here.

嘿，我想知道卡倫是否有一個版本的我在下面。

Woop, woop, zing, zing. Woop, woop, zing, zing.

Woop, woop, zing, zing.Woop, woop, zing, zing.

Ooh, now that guy's a hunk.

哦，現在這傢伙是個大塊頭。

[alarm sounding]

[警報響起]

Intruder in section B. Eliminate.

侵入者在B區，消除。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Ow!

嗷!

Huh?

嗯？

Yeowch!

喲呵!

Yeowch!

喲呵!

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Owie, owie, owie.

嗷嗷叫，嗷嗷叫，嗷嗷叫。

What a drip.

真是滴水不漏。

Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!

Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!

Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!

Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!

- Doy. - Doy.

- Doy.- 多伊。

- Duh. - Duh.

- Duh.- 咄。

Neptune's network!

海王星的網絡!

Which one of you is the real SpongeBob?

你們中的哪一個是真正的海綿寶寶？

Dee, doy.

Dee, doy.

I'll have to use all the computation power I have

我將不得不使用我所有的計算能力

to figure this out.

來解決這個問題。

Eeny, meeny, miney, moe.

Eeny, meeny, miney, moe.

Duh, duh, doy, doy. Duh, duh, doy, doy.

嘟，嘟，嘟，嘟。嘟，嘟，嘟，嘟。

Oh, no. I think I destroyed the wrong SpongeBob.

哦，不。我想我摧毀了錯誤的海綿寶寶。

Duh, duh, doy-- How do I look?

咄，咄，咄 -- 我看起來怎麼樣？

Stunning. Whoa!

令人驚奇。哇!

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[roaring]

[咆哮]

Huh. Voracious virus!

嗯。貪婪的病毒!

There's still time to save Karen.

還有時間來拯救凱倫。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

You first.

你先說。

[yelling]

[叫喊聲]

Whoops.

嗚呼。

Did I do good?

我做得好嗎？

You did great.

你做得很好。

But I think you could use a little push.

但我認為你可以使用一點推動力。

Whoa, okay, your turn.

哇，好吧，輪到你了。

Ah! It's up to you, SpongeBob! You must save Karen!

啊，就看你了，海綿寶寶！你必須拯救凱倫！

No!

不!

What do you mean, no?!

你是什麼意思，不？

I mean, yes!

我是說，是的!