You're sure up early today.

Well, you know what they say?

The early.

Orange gets the door hinge.

Yeah, Yeah.

Seriously though, I've never seen you up at this hour.

Hold on.

Are you power walking?

Um, is this what you secretly do every morning?

You go power walking before everyone else wakes up.

I believe we were talking about you orange.

Okay.

Okay.

But we're definitely looping back later to talk about how you're wearing neon spandex.

The reason I'm up early is because today's my first day at my new job.

Cool, what's the gig?

I'm not really sure.

This pamphlet just said to be right here at this time and I Orange a pair.

He's squeezing me laugh one.

Oh my gosh dude, are you okay?

Whoa.

Okay.

That actually kind of tickled.

Okay dude, I'm pretty sure you signed up to be a stress ball and they say there's no such thing as squeezy money.

Okay, Not so hard.

Don't squeeze so hard or else I'm gonna Okay, I'll try to hold it in next time.

How's it going?

Orange pretty well, I've been getting squeezed a lot.

I too.

And you consider that a good thing?

Sure the more I get squeezed the better.

I am not doing my job.

Right, who wants this?

Whenever I annoy him, he squeezes me a time.

Wait for that paycheck.

Um Orange, Hey, hey hand, Hey, I've got a joke.

I think you'll glove.

Oh, orange cat talk pair.

I'm doing my job.

Motorboat time.

Uh dude, you know, it's not your job to make them more stressed out, right?

Say what Orange?

It's your job to make them less stressed out.

Get unfair.

It's gonna stress ball, not a stress relief ball.

Hey hand, I want to hear the batman theme song to get no no no no no no no no.

Oh yeah, that's what I'm serious bro.

It's all here in this pamphlet.

You clearly didn't read your job is to help them calm down.

Wait so you're telling me I shouldn't loudly learn how to play the recorder right now, correct.

Put down the recorder.

You're telling me I shouldn't smash these symbols together.

Put down the symbols.

You mean I shouldn't tell 101 handy jokes.

Do not tell hand jokes to the hand, but I already told like 50 of them you're saying I shouldn't tell the rest o put the book down.

Okay fine.

See by not annoying him, you actually reduced his stress and you did your job.

This is such a weird concept to wrap my mind around.

You're telling me people will pay me money to not be annoying.

Yes.

How do you not understand this by now man?

I feel woozy from all that squeezing orange.

Are you really sure you want to do this job?

Seems really painful.

Yeah, I'm definitely having second thoughts but that might be because my brain got squeezed.

Intel, wow.

New customer.

Listen, maybe you should take a different approach.

Don't be annoying.

Be relaxing.

Mm It's worth a shot.

Which woo, what are you doing?

Ocean sounds silly pair.

Nothing's more relaxing than ocean.

Sounds like waves and seagulls.

Yeah, not sure.

That's quite as soothing as you think it is.

I know it will work for sure.

The laughter of a child.

The laughter of a child of course.

Who doesn't love the laughter of a child?

Hey hey baby Orange get in here because watch this.

No, it's yeah, it's working depends on your goal.

You getting squeezed is definitely making Baby Orange laugh, but I don't think it's distressing that hand.

In fact, I feel like the more Baby Orange laughs, the more you get squeezed, you might be right about that pair.

Yeah, yeah, Okay, definitely.

Right.

Of course I'm right.

Baby Oranges laugh is like nails on a chalkboard.

Oh baby did I screw that one up?

Yeah.

Oh, I'm trying so hard not to fight right now.

Nothing makes Baby Orange laugh harder than a well placed to, hey, what's going on here?

I've never seen a hand so stressed out before.

Who's this guy?

He's my boss.

Sorry boss.

I'll try to calm him.

Okay, that's it.

Get down here.

This is what I get for hiring.

Just any old joke.

Slow off the street.

Can I try again?

Are you kidding me?

No, you may not try again.

You dimwitted, smooth brain numbs call.

Hey, no need to be so rude.

Move it now.

I gotta try to undo your mistake pair.

There.

Nothing to worry about.

Sun's getting real low.

See you speak to the hand in a soothing voice.

But that's what I was doing.

I was doing my most soothing Siegel call.

Okay.

That's not funny.

Be getting squeezed is not funny now now baby art seems to think it's funny.

Set someone shut that kid up every time he laughs, I get a sure thing.

Well, quiet baby Orange down.

But first apologized to Orange for calling him a what was it again?

A dead waited smooth brain numbskull.

What?

No way.

He's the worst employee I've ever had.

Uh, well, in that case, let Whoa, Wait.

Normally I'd make a joke here about how my boss just exploded.

But the real joke is that fair wear spandex?

Yeah.