How's it going in here?

It's our most advanced tanning bed yet.

But don't just take this scientists word for it.

The proof Is in the 10, wow.

But at Major Tan it's not just about looking good.

It's also about feeling good.

Oh goddamn.

That selects tan.

It's fantastic.

Are more than willing staff is ready to provide for your every need through our wide variety of custom cans.

The grand tan, the ultra dark tan, the barely legal tan, the facial tan and my personal favorite, the menagerie tan.

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We even offer our own brand of patented tanning pleasure oils that are female associates are trained to apply.

We love King Dwayne.

So come on down to Major Tan where we're proud to be a family business.

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