- Could you not? If we start doing that,

the whole video's just gonna go off the rails.

- Aw, don't be such a party poo-Pear.

If you didn't wanna hear people scream the word "wazzup"

up at the top of their lungs,

you shouldn't have shown up to today's challenge episode,

'cause whether you like it or not, we're doing the...

...WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!

(record scratch)

(cicadas cry)

Huh. I kinda expected somebody to join in.

- Me too. I think that might be the first time

someone's yelled was "wazzup" in the kitchen and nobody...

- "WAZZAAAAAAAAAAP!"

- (groans) So close.

All right, glad you could make it, whoever you are.

Even if you're super late to the game.

- (laughs) What can I say?

I'm a custard who's always a bit tardy to things.

I guess that's why they call me "Custardy."

- Really? I thought it was 'cause you can't cuss so much.

- Oh, f- (bleep), f- (bleep), f- (bleep),

no, you're probably right.

- Oookay. Well, at least that's out of our system.

Hopefully we won't have any more interruptions.

Take us through the rules of today's challenge, Orange.

(upbeat trumpet music) (chains clanking)

- In a moment, Pear. Before you continue,

I need Orange to answer a single "Fruit Jeopardy" question

for a chance to win 1 million dollars.

- Wow, a million dollars.

Well, I'll get back with you in a minute, Pear.

I should deal with this.

- Definitely. Wow.

I didn't know they did pop up Fruit Jeopardy games.

- Well, we do. Now then, Orange, for 1 million dollars,

phrase your answer in the form of a question.

This 2009 Disney-Pixar film featured a floating

house carried by balloons.

- Hmm. Oh! Oh! I know this one!

- I need an answer.

- Uh...

- Time is running out.

- Uh...

- This is for 1 million dollars!

- Oh! I got it.

What is "Up"?!

(intense rock music)

- Wazzaaaaaaap!

- Wazzaaaaaaaap!

- Aaaaaaaaaaah! - Aaaaaaaaaaah!

- Wazzaaaaaaaap!

- Okay...

- (laughs) Wazzaaaaap!

- Yeah!

- Wazzaaaaaaap!

(Pear screams)

- Wait, where'd everyone go?

And do you get the million dollars?

- Eh, who cares?

A good "Wazzup" session is worth so much more.

- I, uh, yeah, I, I would disagree with that.

- Anyway, where were we?

- You were just about to explain the rules

of today's challenge.

- Oh, yeah, let me just grab the rule book and some updog.

- What's "updog?"

- I dunno, wazzup with you, dog?! (laughs)

- Wazzaaaaaaaaap!

- Wazzaaaaaaaaap!

- Wazzaaaaaaaaap!

- Aaaaaaaaaaah!

- Aaaaaaaaaaah!

- Aaaaaaaaaaah!

- Okay, seriously.

I'm gonna tell you what this challenge is all about,

right now.

- Let's hope so. The true challenge, it would seem,

is getting the episode started.

- (laughs) Good one, Pear.

Okay, here we go.

The first rule is...

- Hello. I speak little English.

I need, how you say, "help"?

- Oh no, he needs help, Pear. Let's help him, real quick.

Then I promise we'll get to the rules.

- Well, of course, what do you need, little guy?

- I must get to the place, how you say, um, "shelf"?

- Oh, you must be looking for the other canned foods.

All you gotta do is go up those stairs over there.

- Hmm.

Uh oh, I think I confused him.

- Yes, yes. I am confused.

This word, what is...

"up"? (record scratch)

- Oh, come on!

- Wazzaaaaaaaap!

- Aaaaaaaaaaah!

- Aaaaaaaaaaah!

- Aaaaaaaaaaah! - (laughs)

- Aaaaaaaaaaah! - Aaaaaaaaaaah!

- Aaaaaaaaaaah! - Aaaaaaaaaaah!

- Aaaaaaaaaaah! - (laughs)

- Aaaaaaaaaaah! - Aaaaaaaaaaah!

- Aaaaaaaaaaah!

- Aaaaaaaaaaap! (laughs)

Oh, man, that was a good one.

- That's it. I'm so outta here.

- Wh-what's the matter, Pear? What's u-

- Do NOT say it, dude. This episode turned out terribly.

We accomplished nothing, we never learned the rules,

and furthermore...

- WAZZAAAAAAAAAAP!

- (groans) Late again, Custardy!

- Oh, f- (bleep), m- (bleep), f- (bleep), f- (bleep)...

(silly upbeat music)