Patrick.

Patrick!

[groaning]

[neighing]

[galloping]

[coughing]

[neighing]

[gasping]

Patrick?

It's okay, boy. It's me.

[neighing]

Your old pal, SpongeBob. Remember?

[chuffing]

Okay...

Would you like me to whisper?

[neighing]

Nice Patrick. Pretty Patrick. Good Patrick.

Calm down, buddy.

I don't want to lose you again.

[screaming]

Oh. Ah. Ah. Ah.

[screaming]

[neighing]

Aw. And all this time,

I thought I was the one breaking you,

but you were the one breaking me.

[unintelligible]

Patrick horsey, giddy up!

[neighing]

What?

Oh, this is humiliating.

Quiet. Horseys don't talk.

Okay, kids, ten bucks a ride! Who's next?

Me! [groaning]

Get moving, horse!

Ow! Cut it out!

Ride's over. Who's next?

Wow, Mr. Krabs. How'd you get Squidward

to give rides?

Hmm... Says right here in his contract.

"I can work him like a horse."

Huh?

Hey, get your mule away from my show pony!

This here's a thoroughbred.

Huh? [groaning]

- Look at that flank. - Ah!

Get a load of those hocks. Not to mention that loin, eh?

Oh, yeah. I'm a real stud.

Now look at your old pile of dog food.

[laughing]

[braying]

I'd put my pile of dog food up against your stud any day!

Oh, yeah? How 'bout a race, then?

First one to delivery a Krabby Patty

to Black Devil Bay wins.

You're on!

I want a clean race. No cheating! Wait for the bell.

[dinging]

Ah!

[grumbling]

Ha, ha! Eat me dust!

Well, okay.

[humming]

Mmm.

Mmm. Hey, your dust was delicious!

[neighing]

This shortcut sign should send SpongeBob

and Patrick far from the finish line.

Hi-ho, Squidward!

Whoa! Whoa, shortcut. This could be a trick.

I love tricks!

[screaming]

[screaming]

[chattering]

[screaming]

Oh, boy, we're ahead!

No, you're actually behind! [laughing]

Huh? Whoa, Patrick.

[screaming]

Har! Har! Har!

[dinging]

Oh!

[panting]

Have some slippery mustard, slowpokes!

[panting]

That was extra spicy slippery mustard!

[laughing]

[screaming]

Oh, ratfish!

I've got one more trick up me sleeve.

This is the police!

I'm pulling you over for speeding!

No, this is the police!

I'm pulling you over for impersonating an officer!

[panting]

Here's your delivery, sir.

Yeah, uh-huh. Huh?

[grunting]

- What? - I was hungry.

[mumbling]

[dinging]

We win! We win! [laughing]

I━I had the best horsey! I had the best horsey!

I don't want to be a horse anymore.

Okay, buddy, but remember, you can still be anything.

Ow.

In that case, I think I'll be... a crab!

Ark, ark, ark, ark, ark, ark!

Huh? [gasping]

Oh, no, you don't! Come back here with me claws!

[sighing]

How 'bout a ride back to the old Krusty Krab, cowboy?

[sighing]

[neighing]

[screaming]