Ah!

[snoring]

This last known box of Snail Bites

sure is delicious.

H-Hey, it's empty.

Uh! That smells real [unintelli]

Oh! Uh! Eh! Uh!

♪ I'm making it clean I'm making it clean ♪

♪ I'm making it clean ♪

Did you get stuck in the pet door again?

I ain't gonna lie to you, Meredith.

I am not a happy camper.

[laughing]

[screaming] Sea spider!

Sea spider! Sea spider!

[growling]

[whimpering]

[blowing]

[whimpering]

Ah!

Hello, may I speak with SpongeBob?

Uh, uh...

Sq... uare... Pants.

Mm, speaking.

Hey, hey, you wanna hear how long I could do this for?

Patrick, where are you? Why are the lights off?

I'm in here, one second!

[SpongeBob] Old reliable.

Mm! Ah! Huh?

Hello. [chuckles]

- What's in your hand, Patrick? - Nothing.

What's in your other hand?

[groaning]

Nothing in my other hand.

[grunting]

Tartar sauce.

[grunting]

[chiseling and grunting]

That stinks too! [grumbling]

Uh, the artist needs a lunch break.

[mumbling]

[mumbling]

Didn't think I was gonna be able to eat all that.

But then I did! [chuckles]

[SpongeBob] Patrick!

[popping]

[ticking]

[popping, ticking]

What could it be?

What's different?

[screaming] What?!

The weather situation is much worse across the country.

And it doesn't look like the winds are going to stop

any time soo--

[chuckles]

Fishy go bye-bye.

Huh?

Who do they think they are?

I've given the best years of my life to this place.

And they think they can just fire me like that?

Like trash? I don't think so!

SpongeBob?

[SpongeBob mumbling]

Is that you?

[growling]

SpongeBob, you're scaring me. [screaming]

Thanks, buddy. Hey, wanna share it?

Sure, pal.

Pretty good, huh?

H-Hold on. I like to sit in the back of the class.

[scraping]

Patrick, you're kind of derailing the proceedings here.

Just focus on me, huh?

Alright. Alright.

Good evening. Please step into my game-a-torium.

More like a lame-a-torium. Ha.

[grunting]

[grunting]

Welcome, gamers! And behold!

[thundering]

My game!

Alright.

[music playing]

[music playing]

[grunting]

Ha-ha. He got hit in the head with two coconuts.

So, this is work?

You know it's not as easy as it looks.

Sometimes I got to move the antennae.

Sometimes I lose the remote.

And sometimes, my butt itches real bad.

Brush, brush, brush.

Brush, brush, brush.

♪ Brushing everywhere ♪

Okay, Patrick, one more book then you to go sleep, 'kay?

'Kay.

This one is called "You Can Be Anything."

[blabbering]

I can be anything?

Oh, sure you can, pal.

You can be a cowboy.

That's what I want to be!

Cowboy. Great choice.

No, no, no, no, no! That.

A horse? [chuckles]

Buddy, I don't think you wanna be a horse.

You said I can be anything, and━ and I want to be a horse!

Sure, sure, you can be a horse.

- Nighty-night, Patrick. - Horse.

[snoring] A horse.

Open up! Open up!

Do you mind?

Some of us have nothing to do tomorrow morning.