Ow!

This is my dad.

This is my mom. Whoo-hoo.

This is my sister. She's shy.

This is my grandpa.

This is my room.

And this...

This is my show.

Lidel, lidel, lidel, lidel, lidel.

Morning Mom. [laughing]

Good morning, Dad.

Oh. [laughing]

[mumbling]

Mom, Dad, who's this guy?

I have no idea. Do you Cecil?

So, you can see him too, Bunny?

Oh, I thought I was the only one.

I'm your grandfather, Grandpat! Must we do this every morning?

Just play along.

He could be dangerous.

- Uh-huh. - Hey, sis. What ya up to?

Well, right now, I'm trying to book an imaginary act

for your imaginary TV show.

Well, how's it going?

They said their imaginary people

are going to call my imaginary people.

[laughing]

So, anyway. [humming]

As they say in France, blown apple feet. Mm.

All done.

Darn, looks like I'll be on time for work again.

Ooh, I'm sorry, dear.

[beeping]

[screaming]

[tires screeching]

Hey, what about my breakfast?

Well, I guess I'll just have to break my own fast.

[grunting]

Ooh.

[shrieking]

I think the milk went bad.

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