Hey watch it, would you?

What's the matter?

I thought you liked low prices.

We do.

Well it doesn't get lower than the floor so you're welcome.

Okay can I help you?

Yeah I'm looking for my yellow colored twin.

Oh found him.

Dude.

We do not look the same.

Sure we do.

We're both round.

We both have a face.

We both love to roll back.

Would you stop doing that?

Sorry?

But these jokes just come to me.

I'm telling you my mind's going to smile a minute.

Yeah.

Well just keep your thoughts to yourself.

What you pal?

Sure thing mart.

Wait what did you just call me mart?

That's your name isn't it?

No my name's smiley.

Really?

Because it says wal mart and you are on the wall.

Yeah dude that's the name of the store.

That's so confusing.

Is it though?

Okay.

Listen what is it that you want?

Why are you here?

How can I help you?

So that you can leave the store and never return?

Oh yeah I had a question about your return policy.

I get up with that.

What's your question?

Does the return policy applied to boomerangs?

Of course sporting goods accepts returns.

What do you ask?

Because I found one on a shelf a couple of minutes ago and through it.

Oh yeah there it is.

Thanks.

You've been a huge help mart.

Uh My name is not mart.

Oh I had another question.

What do you sell here?

What do you mean It's walmart?

We sell everything?

No.

Okay.

I want to buy a cow.

Well so cows.

Dude.

Oh horse.

A goat.

Really?

Any livestock will do also.

I want to buy a vowel.

We don't have any of those.

Yeah.

Talk about false advertising.

Okay fine.

We'll just buy one blimp and be on my way.

Oh guy.

You seriously think we sell blimps here?

Well at this point, I'm not sure you sell anything here so far.

You haven't had a single item on my shopping list.

Whoa.

Are you frowning?

I didn't know.

Smiley faces.

Good Brown.

I'm not frowning and now known as frowning.

Okay.

It's my job to smile so I'm absolutely smiling.

See all the time?

All the time.

Smiling.

Okay.

Well that's a relief.

Hey, I bet your favorite artist is smiley cyrus, isn't it?

Joe was so bad smile, remember?

I mean really, really funny joke.

Orange.

Yeah.

Glad you liked it.

March.

That isn't my name.

Don't you?

Please leave having what?

Why?

Because you're incredibly annoying.

I'm not annoying.

I'm an orange.

Yeah, I want you to leave.

No.

Okay.

Okay.

I'll go get it.

I'll like, I'll five.

Yes, I get it.

Go.

What?

Except I feel like I had something I needed to tell you.

Really?

Probably some awful joke.

No doubt.

What was it mart?

That's not my name.

Oh, you know what?

It just came back to me, spit it out then.

What, what, what is so incredibly important that just came back to you, boomerang, huh?

Whoa.

Would you look at that floor marks, a floor mat are are very funny now.

Would you please put me back up on the hey, what?

Watch where you walk at jerks?

Oh, my face.

Hey, easy there.

Floor mart.

Don't criticize until you've walked a smile in their shoes.

Oh, huh?

No, just put me back on the wall.

I'm the walmart mascot, man.

I'm along the wall.

No, no man, I'm gonna miss that guy.

Hey, Hey, target.

Oh, jeez.

Yeah.

Mm.