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  • way.

  • Hey watch it, would you?

  • What's the matter?

  • I thought you liked low prices.

  • We do.

  • Well it doesn't get lower than the floor so you're welcome.

  • Okay can I help you?

  • Yeah I'm looking for my yellow colored twin.

  • Oh found him.

  • Dude.

  • We do not look the same.

  • Sure we do.

  • We're both round.

  • We both have a face.

  • We both love to roll back.

  • Would you stop doing that?

  • Sorry?

  • But these jokes just come to me.

  • I'm telling you my mind's going to smile a minute.

  • Yeah.

  • Well just keep your thoughts to yourself.

  • What you pal?

  • Sure thing mart.

  • Wait what did you just call me mart?

  • That's your name isn't it?

  • No my name's smiley.

  • Really?

  • Because it says wal mart and you are on the wall.

  • Yeah dude that's the name of the store.

  • That's so confusing.

  • Is it though?

  • Okay.

  • Listen what is it that you want?

  • Why are you here?

  • How can I help you?

  • So that you can leave the store and never return?

  • Oh yeah I had a question about your return policy.

  • I get up with that.

  • What's your question?

  • Does the return policy applied to boomerangs?

  • Of course sporting goods accepts returns.

  • What do you ask?

  • Because I found one on a shelf a couple of minutes ago and through it.

  • Oh yeah there it is.

  • Thanks.

  • You've been a huge help mart.

  • Uh My name is not mart.

  • Oh I had another question.

  • What do you sell here?

  • What do you mean It's walmart?

  • We sell everything?

  • No.

  • Okay.

  • I want to buy a cow.

  • Well so cows.

  • Dude.

  • Oh horse.

  • A goat.

  • Really?

  • Any livestock will do also.

  • I want to buy a vowel.

  • We don't have any of those.

  • Yeah.

  • Talk about false advertising.

  • Okay fine.

  • We'll just buy one blimp and be on my way.

  • Oh guy.

  • You seriously think we sell blimps here?

  • Well at this point, I'm not sure you sell anything here so far.

  • You haven't had a single item on my shopping list.

  • Whoa.

  • Are you frowning?

  • I didn't know.

  • Smiley faces.

  • Good Brown.

  • I'm not frowning and now known as frowning.

  • Okay.

  • It's my job to smile so I'm absolutely smiling.

  • See all the time?

  • All the time.

  • Smiling.

  • Okay.

  • Well that's a relief.

  • Hey, I bet your favorite artist is smiley cyrus, isn't it?

  • Joe was so bad smile, remember?

  • I mean really, really funny joke.

  • Orange.

  • Yeah.

  • Glad you liked it.

  • March.

  • That isn't my name.

  • Don't you?

  • Please leave having what?

  • Why?

  • Because you're incredibly annoying.

  • I'm not annoying.

  • I'm an orange.

  • Yeah, I want you to leave.

  • No.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • I'll go get it.

  • I'll like, I'll five.

  • Yes, I get it.

  • Go.

  • What?

  • Except I feel like I had something I needed to tell you.

  • Really?

  • Probably some awful joke.

  • No doubt.

  • What was it mart?

  • That's not my name.

  • Oh, you know what?

  • It just came back to me, spit it out then.

  • What, what, what is so incredibly important that just came back to you, boomerang, huh?

  • Whoa.

  • Would you look at that floor marks, a floor mat are are very funny now.

  • Would you please put me back up on the hey, what?

  • Watch where you walk at jerks?

  • Oh, my face.

  • Hey, easy there.

  • Floor mart.

  • Don't criticize until you've walked a smile in their shoes.

  • Oh, huh?

  • No, just put me back on the wall.

  • I'm the walmart mascot, man.

  • I'm along the wall.

  • No, no man, I'm gonna miss that guy.

  • Hey, Hey, target.

  • Oh, jeez.

  • Yeah.

  • Mm.

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