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- What up fruit lovers, welcome to The Juice.
Today, I wanna know two things and two things only.
First, what's Marshmallow's gender?
- No chance, Orange. (laughs)
- Nah, it was worth a shot.
But the second thing I wanna know is: What's The Juice?
Sis, hit me with that sweet, sweet audience supplied prompt.
- You've got it, Orange.
Today, PonyCentral 2.0 asks,
"Do you have any childhood stories you'd like to share
with us?"
- Do I ever? Oh man, I got tons of these things.
Super embarrassing ones too.
- Yay! Let's hear one Corey.
- Yeah, okay. So one time when we were in high school,
Little Apple got mistaken for a first grader. (laughs)
- Oh, come on!
- (laughs) Well, that kinda makes sense
that someone so short wouldn't fit into at high school.
- Yeah. (laughs)
- Oh, it wasn't 'cause of his size.
It's because he did so poorly at a Spelling Bee.
- Corey!
- Oh, snap!
- Ugh! Corey's exaggerating, you guys. It wasn't that bad.
- Bro, they kicked you out of the Spelling Bee
before it even started.
You spelled it Spelling "Dee" on the poster.
(audience laughing)
- Oooh!
- I'm not a wire it. I'm not okay?
Ugh! By the way, Corey, I think the audience wants us
to tell childhood stories about ourselves.
- Really? 'Cause I didn't see that specified in the prompt.
- Me neither. Let's hear another story, Corey. (laughs)
- Okay, well, there was that one time,
that Little Apple got sued by Fox
for doing a Marge Simpson impression.
- For the last time, I wasn't doing an impression.
That's just my voice.
- Awww, it doesn't seem fair to sue him.
He doesn't sound that much like Marge Simpson.
- No, that's the point.
They sued him 'cause the impression was so bad.
- Oooh!
- Agh! Okay! Great! Thanks for sharing, Corey.
Now, let's go around and hear other people's stories!
Please!
- I mean, I want to, but my stories aren't nearly as good
as Corey's.
- Yeah, can I yield my time to Corey
so he can tell more embarrassing stories about Little Apple?
- No!
- Sounds good to me.
I wanna hear more about Little Apple growing up.
- Or lack thereof. (laughs)
(Orange laughs)
(Little Apple screams)
- I yield my time to Corey as well. Yay!
- Heck yeah, okay. Hmm, which one to tell?
- Really, Corey?
You only have half a brain and somehow you've managed
to remember every embarrassing story about me.
- Well, I mean, yeah.
They're seared into my memory, Little Apple.
They're that embarrassing.
Like remember that time you piddled yourself.
Oh wait, that was yesterday.
- Ooh!
- Agh! It wasn't my fault, okay? I got scared by something.
- [Corey] Bro, it was your own shadow.
- Ooh!
- They didn't need to know that, Corey!
- Oh no, Little Apple, what's that?
- Huh? (screams)
(Orange, Marshmallow, and Sis laughing)
- I swear, you guys, shadows are scary!
(Orange, Marshmallow and Sis laughing)
- They are!
Oh my gosh, I swear, I'll tear this entire studio apart
if we don't start telling other people's
embarrassing stories.
- Okay, okay. Maybe we should give Little Apple a break.
- Thank you!
- Oh, I've got a childhood story.
Once I met Steve Buscemi
and I accidentally called him "Sleeve" Buscemi.
(laughs) I was so embarrassing.
- Uh, I guess.
- Nah, I'm sorry, Marshy,
that wasn't quite as good as Corey's stories.
- It's okay, I appreciate the constructive feedback.
(laughs)
- Oh, here's one.
I once sneezed at the lunch table
and some milk squirted straight out of my nostrils.
- Sis, you don't have nostrils.
- I mean, ears.
- You don't have ears either.
Sis, are you making up a story?
- You caught me.
I don't have any real life embarrassing childhood stories,
'cause I don't have any shame.
- Corey, I'd rather hear another one of your stories.
- Agreed.
- Disagreed.
- Alright, sounds like the eighth habit.
Okay, so get this. Little Apple, had to use a booster seat
in seventh grade to see over the top of his desk. (laughs)
- Ooh!
- Hey, wait a sec. So did Jill Coy!
You needed a booster seat 'cause you didn't have a butt.
- Little Apple, how could you say that about me?
It really hurt my feelings.
- Oh, well I'm sorry Corey.
- That was so mean, you have no right.
- Oh my gosh.
I thought we were swapping embarrassing stories.
I got carried away.
- Ha! Just playin' with you.
I totally need a booster seat in middle school.
Still do in fact.
Now who wants to hear about the time Little Apple
told everyone he had a girlfriend who lived in Canada?
- Yeah!
(Little Apple screams)
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