- Really?

(Orange farts)

(Orange laughs)

- Woo hoo!

I can't believe I finally made it to Disneyland.

Coming here has always been a Fantasyland of mine!

(Orange laughs)

- Ticket.

- Hmm.

Thicket.

- Ticket!

- Kick it.

- Ticket!

- Pick it, then flick it.

(Orange laughs)

- Sir, I'm not trying to make rhymes with you.

I need to see your ticket.

You're not allowed into Disneyland

unless you have a valid -

- Sorry, what'd you say?

I couldn't hear you over the screams

on that roller coaster I just went on.

- Wait, wait.

You just went on a roller coaster?

How is that even possible?

- No, I just got my picture taken with Mickey.

I did that roller coaster, like, forever ago.

Jeez.

- Sir, I need to see your ticket now!

- Yo! Whatchu talkin' about?

How can I have a ticket

when I don't have any pockets?

- Well you don't have a nose, either.

Doesn't mean I don't want to punch it.

(Orange laughs)

Oh man, that was a good one!

(Orange Dole Whip)

- Wait, wait, wait.

How the heck did you get a Dole Whip?

(Orange slurps Dole Whip)

- What'd you say?

I couldn't hear you over the slurping noise

I make every time I lick this Dole Whip.

- I said -

(Orange slurps)

- Sir, would you stop slurping that Dole Whip

for two seconds?

- No worries, I'm finished.

(Orange burps)

(Orange laughs)

Besides, I got this cool sword now!

Look how much noise it makes!

Nuh nuh nuh!

(Orange laughs)

Hey!

(Ticket taker screams)

- Look!

I don't know how in the heck

you keep getting into Disneyland without a ticket,

but you need to stop it now.

You hear me?

- Not very well,

but I have an idea how to improve my hearing.

Ta daa!

(Orange laughs)

- Just tell me how you keep sneaking

into the Happiest Place on Earth.

- Well, it's always quite the Adventureland.

I can tell you that much-land.

(Orange laughs)

- Sir?

- Yes-land?

(Ticket taker groans)

- You realize we don't just put the word "land"

afterwords at random, right?

- Oh, really-land?

- Stop it!

- Why-land?

- Sir, I'm not going to ask you again.

This is your final -

- Frontierland?

(Orange laughs)

- That's it! That's it!

Gimmie those Mickey ears right now!

(Orange screams)

You do not deserve to wear them!

- Help!

- Give them to me!

- No!

- Yes!

- No-land!

(Orange laughs)

- Argh!

Now get out of here and never come back.

You hear me?

- Well how can I?

You took my ears.

(Orange laughs)

Dole Whip?

(Ticket taker sighs)

- Look, let's just get you a ticket.

That way you can go into the park

and be out of my life forever.

- A wicket?

What do I need a wicket for?

- I said ticket.

- Cricket?

- Ticket!

- Lemony Snickett?

- Ticket!

- Benedict Cumberbatch?

- Okay, that did not sound anything like what I said.

- Sorry, but how would I know that?

Remember how you took my ears?

- Yes I remember that!

Look, just -

You can just go in, okay?

I no longer care.

Just, just go in

and, and, and, and never return.

- Woo hoo!

Thanks friend!

See you Tomorrowland!

(Orange laughs)

(Ticket taker groans)

- Happiest Place on Earth my patootie!

(epic music)