Hm ...

嗯...

How should I start today's episode?

我應該如何開始今天的節目？

- Hey Orange,

- 嘿，橙色。

there's nothing better than starting off this episode with

沒有什麼比這一集的開頭更精彩的了。

"The annoy pear button"

"惱人的梨子按鈕"

- Couldn't agree more!

- 非常同意!

(orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

- Meh.

- Meh.

You're gonna have to do a lot better than that

你必須做的比這好得多

to annoy me these days dude.

這些天來，我很煩躁，夥計。

I've pretty much seen it all by this point.

在這一點上，我幾乎已經看到了所有的東西。

- Not to worry.

- 不用擔心。

The annoy pear button has so many features.

惱人的梨子按鈕有這麼多的功能。

Like this;

像這樣。

(disoriented trumpet)

(迷失方向的小號)

- This

- 這

- [Orange] Nah,nah,nah,nah,nah ...

- [Orange] Nah,nah,nah,nah,nah ...

- And this

- 而這

(Fart sound)

(放屁聲)

- Ah really?

- 啊，真的嗎？

The button can fart.

該按鈕可以放屁。

- Oh that's not all it can do.

- 哦，這還不是它能做的全部。

Its also waterproof.

它也是防水的。

(Orangs laughs)

(Orangs笑)

(metal clank)

(金屬叮噹聲)

(Fart sounds)

(放屁聲)

(Pear coughs)

(梨子的咳嗽聲)

- Hey! Hey!

- 嘿，嘿!

Orange, it's auto farting now.

橙色，現在是自動放屁。

Aw man,

噢，夥計。

How do you turn this thing of?

你是怎麼把這個東西變成的？

Oh here's a switch.

哦，這裡有一個開關。

Hopefully that does the trick.

希望這能起到作用。

Wait- Hold on.

等等-- 等一下。

No, no, no.

不，不，不。

No!

不!

- [Announcer] It's time for 'Ask orange'!

- [播音員]現在是 "問橙 "的時間!

Knock Knock.

敲敲打打。

- Who's there?

- 誰在那裡？

- Figs

- 無花果

- Figs who?

- 誰是無花果？

- Aren't you gonna figs the door?

- 你不去敲門嗎？

(Orange laughs)

(Orange笑)

- You know I have been meaning to 'figs' that door.

- 你知道我一直想'無花果'那扇門。

I put a 'date' on the calendar in everything.

我在所有的事情上都在日曆上寫了一個 "日期"。

(Orange laughs)

(Orange笑)

- [Announcer] Hey orange, have you heard about the guy who

- [播音員]嘿，橙子，你聽說過那個人嗎？

invented the knock knock joke?

發明了咚咚的笑話？

- Sure haven't.

- 當然沒有。

- He won the No Bell prize.

- 他贏得了無鍾獎。

(Orange laughs)

(Orange笑)

- Bell of a joke you got there.

- 你有一個笑話的貝爾。

Bell of a joke.

貝爾的一個笑話。

(Orange laughs)

(Orange笑)

- [Announcer] Hey orange.

- [播音員]嘿，橙色。

- Hey!

- 嘿!

- Hey, hey orange

- 嘿，嘿，橙色

- Hey you uh-

- 嘿，你呃--

you misspelled my name.

你把我的名字拼錯了。

- No! Orang!

- 不!Orang!

- Huh?

- 嗯？

Oh no! Ah!

哦，不!啊!

That Orangutan is gonna throw poop.

那隻猩猩要扔大便了。

Take cover!

掩護！

Woo-hoo,

嗚呼。

missed us.

錯過了我們。

- Thank you so much orange!

- 太謝謝你了橙子!

(Fart sound)

(放屁聲)

(Pear coughs)

(梨子的咳嗽聲)

- No!

- 不!

- [Announcer] Hey orange,

- [播音員]嘿，橙色。

can you introduce your kitchen friends like peppa pig

你能介紹一下你的廚房朋友嗎，像小豬佩奇一樣？

does while introducing her family?

在介紹她的家庭時，她會怎麼做？

- I'm the annoying orange.

- 我是煩人的橙色。

And this is little apple.

而這是小蘋果。

(Fart sound)

(放屁聲)

(little apple laughs)

(小蘋果的笑聲)

- This is grapefruit.

- 這就是葡萄柚。

(fart sound)

(放屁聲)

- And this is the whole gang

- 這就是整個團伙

after we had beans last night for dinner.

在我們昨晚吃飯時吃了豆子之後。

(Farts and laughs)

(放屁和笑聲)

- [Announcer] If you barf up a fish,

- [播音員]如果你吐了一條魚。

you're in love with passion.

你愛上了激情。

- Orange,

- 橙色。

is there something in your mouth.

你的嘴裡是不是有什麼東西。

- Mm.

- 嗯。

- It seems like there's something in your mouth dude.

- 看起來你的嘴裡有東西，老兄。

(Orange throws up)

(橙子吐了出來)

- Whoa!

- 哇!

Is that a Seahorse?

那是一隻海馬嗎？

- Haha, yes it is.

- 哈哈，是的，它是。

See, its a seahorse not a fish.

看，這是海馬，不是魚。

Check mate fruit lovers.

檢查伴侶的水果愛好者。

- Um actually dude,

- 嗯，實際上，夥計。

a fun fact about seahorse' is that they technically

關於海馬的一個有趣的事實是，他們在技術上

are fish.

是魚。

- Grr.

- Grr.

- I uh-

- 我 呃...

I take it you don't think that fact is quite as fun as I do.

我想你不認為這個事實像我一樣有趣。

- Mm

- 嘸

- Yeah...

- 是啊...

O-Okay.

O-Okay.

I think I'm gonna go.

我想我要走了。

- [Announcer] Pear,

- [播音員] 梨。

enjoy that comfy pillow.

享受那舒適的枕頭。

- Hey, thanks!

- 嘿，謝謝!

- Oh wait,

- 哦，等等。

It's a surprise airbag.

這是一個意外的安全氣囊。

- Ahh!

- 啊!

Oh no, I'm headed straight for the.

哦，不，我直接走向了。

Why?!

為什麼？

- [Announcer] Orange,

- [播音員] 橙色。

no ones laughing at your jokes.

沒有人笑你的笑話。

But the ground is cracking up.

但地面正在裂開。

(Orange laughs)

(Orange笑)

- That was so funny the ground probably just soiled its self

- 這真是太有趣了，地面可能剛剛弄髒了它自己。

(Orange laughs)

(Orange笑)

- [Announcer] Where's squash?

- [播音員] 壁球在哪裡？

It's been a while since we've seen him.

我們已經有一段時間沒有見到他了。

- Well I know one place he better not be,

- 我知道有一個地方他最好不要去。

Directly above us.

在我們的正上方。

- Squash?

- 壁球？

He's way over there.

他在那邊的路上。

- Oh,

- 哦。

well that's a relief.

那就好辦了。

(Squash laughs)

(壁球笑)

- Orange!

- 橙子!

This isn't funny anymore!

這已經不好玩了!

- [Announcer] Hey Orange,

- [播音員]嘿，橙色。

Its hero time.

它的英雄時間。

- [Gasps] You're right!

- [喘氣] 你是對的！

There's the orange signal.

有橙色的信號。

Up, up and away!

上去，上去，離開!

(Orange laughs)

(Orange笑)

- Orange!

- 橙子!

- [Announcer] Say hi Maddox.

- [播音員]打個招呼吧，馬多克斯。

- Hi Maddox.

- 嗨，馬多克斯。

- Passion fruit was hit by the same

- 百香果也受到了同樣的打擊

voice changing machine as Grapefruit.

變聲機為西柚。

- Hey orange.

- 嘿，橙色。

(Orange screams and farts)

(橙子的尖叫聲和放屁聲)

- Um...

- 嗯...

Did my new voice scare you so badly you pooped out a fish?

我的新聲音是不是把你嚇壞了，以至於你拉出了一條魚？

- Yeah.

- 是的。

And honestly I have no idea what that means.

老實說，我不知道這意味著什麼。

- [Announcer] If you do any explosions,

- [播音員]如果你做任何爆炸。

little apple grows 10 feet in height.

小蘋果能長到10英尺高。

- Well, isn't that convenient.

- 嗯，這不是很方便嗎。

'cause that's exactly how I was planning

因為這正是我的計劃。

to end today's episode.

來結束今天的節目。

(Orange laughs)

(Orange笑)

- No!

- 不!

- Aw...

- 啊...

I guess it was dud.

我猜它是啞巴。

- Um, hey guys...

- 嗯，嘿，夥計們...

Dud or no dud,

無論是否是啞巴。

it seems to have done the trick.

它似乎已經完成了這個任務。

I- I'm growing.

我--我正在成長。

- [Pear And Orange] Wow!

- [梨子和橘子] 哇!

- Yes!

- 是的!

Yes!

是的!

- See orange,

- 見橙色。

aren't happy endings better than exploding endings?

大團圓的結局不比爆炸的結局好嗎？

- Their okay I guess.

- 我想，他們還好。

But they definitely don't blow me away.

但他們絕對不會讓我感到驚訝。

(Orange laughs)

(Orange笑)

- Neh.

- 奈何。

- Um guys,

- 嗯，夥計們。

I'm getting near the ceiling.

我已經接近天花板了。

There's something up here, its a button of some kind.

這上面有東西，是一個某種按鈕。

OW!

OW!

- What the-

- 什麼...

NO!

不!

(Orange laughs)

(Orange笑)