I've always had this image of us in our 90s hunting down criminals at the retirement home, but I guess that was just a dumb fantasy.

Jake, are you crying?

No.... Yes!

In the face of crisis...

I seem to have sent a digital phallus portrait.

Oh, no! You sent him a [bleep] pic.

Chaos...

The other district sent us their Hitchcock-and-Scullys.

Dear God!

- Nine-Nine! - Nine-Nine!

And childcare.

- What are you doing here? - What are you doing here?

(Both) You're supposed to be getting Matt from daycare!

Oh!

One team will rise...

This workplace is my family. Was that not clear? Holt is my dad, you're my mean older sister, Amy's my mom.

- What?! - What? What did I say?

For one...

Hot damn!

Last...

(Laughs)

Ride.

"It is", as Peralta would say, "no big whoop."

I actually don't pronounce the "H" in "whoop".

Let's ride!

My edibles just kicked in.

Aah! Aah!

(Alarm blaring) Whoo, boy!

Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.

(Dog growls)

Witness the end...

Oh, dear.

Whoo!

Of the Nine-Nine.

Well, it seems I was wrong. So "whoop" is big after all.

Again, though, there's -- there's no "H" in "whoop."

- 'W'hoop. - W'h'oop.

Am I crazy? How do you say it

- I say "hu-woop." - Okay.

"Brooklyn Nine-Nine." The final season premiers August 12th on NBC, and watch all past seasons on Peacock.