Today we're here to answer one simple question that's been on everyone's minds.

What's Marcy's gender?

No.

Why is paracel boring?

Know how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood orange.

Nobody's been asking us that question.

Well that's too bad.

I kind of wish they would.

Uh Anyway, the question we're obviously here to answer today is where's Passion?

And to help us do it.

We brought in three contestants, contestant number one is milk carton.

How you doing over there, dairy?

Whoa.

Thanks.

Yeah man, I like this guy, contestant number two is G.

Hello Orange.

No great.

Yeah, fair to say.

I like contestant number one more than contestant number to be nice.

Orange.

I know he dated Passion but what's the big deal?

It's not like you love her or anything, right?

And finally we have contestant number three pass on.

Well that's supposed to say passion.

Okay but it doesn't man.

First I spend a bunch of money on this disguise and now I blow my cover with a typo.

I'm not illiterate.

Okay this is passion by the way.

The real passion.

Whatever you say Passion.

Well, so orange.

You may be wondering why contestant number three is so eager to win.

Today's challenge.

Yeah.

Come to think of it.

Why is contestant number three so passionate about winning?

Well the answer to that orange is directly above you.

You see if the contestants fool you into guessing the wrong answer, they get to keep the money.

But if you correctly guess where passion is, you get to keep it all yourself.

Let's do this thing.

Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, milk carton.

You're up first.

Hey Orange.

I know where passion is.

You see I got this picture of her posted my but for the last like month and a lot of people have been calling the hotline with tips.

Uh I have it on very good authority that she's hiding out in Barbados and I'm going to call the phone right now.

Yellow.

Hey hey orange.

What do you want?

Do you have something to say?

I have a tip?

Yeah.

Right.

Look do we need to do this over the phone because I can see you right over there.

But I have a tip.

Okay fine.

Tell me just make it quick.

Okay, what's this tip about three inches over your head.

Huh?

Well I guess milk carton won't be getting his cut of the prize money after all.

Yeah let's just move along before anyone else gets killed.

G You're up orange.

Listen to me.

I know where passion is.

Yeah.

See she is in Argentina.

She's been crashing at my place for man's way.

That's not true.

Ah Yes, but it is.

And I have the photographs to prove this way he's been photoshopped.

What now?

Of course the way you can tell two, I can tell those are Photoshop from all the way over here.

It isn't easy to do and you have no hands.

I say good day, I leave now robert.

I guess G won't be getting these Gs.

Well Orange, you're almost there.

See if you can figure out if contestant number three is lying, contestant number three.

Tell us where passion is.

Seriously Right here, you're looking at her.

Hey Orange.

Want to smooch?

Yeah, I'm not so sure.

It's really you passion.

You seem a little different today.

Can you guys really tell?

It's me in a costume.

Yes man, I spent good money on this thing.

Guess you should have spent a tiny bit more.

It's so much money Orange, you're now on the cusp of winning all this money.

You've successfully determined the contestants were lying to you now all you have to do is correctly tell us where passion actually is.

That's easy.

She's inside each and every one of us wow, great stuff.

Orange.

How deep pair in a sec.

Little apple.

I feel kind of funny.

I know because Passion is inside all of us.

Very funny Orange but I actually feel really under the weather so I apologize if I'm not exactly in the mood for whoa, what the heck warrant was telling the truth.

I mean I guess it was passion telling the truth.

I am so confused, forget that what I want to know is where Passion got that stellar disguise.

The guy at the store said mine was the best on the market also I'm feeling super sick and what's the zipper doing on my stomach?

What?

Well, I guess Orange did say passion was inside each and every one of us.

I gotta say this episode took a turn for the weirder, but if I'm actually passionate disguise, I guess I should just go ahead and what the look at.

Good pair.

Don't worry.

I'm sure everything will come to light soon enough.

I'm so confused.

How are there two of you?

Why am I a stick of TNT and most importantly, where is Passion?

I no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.