I'm here for the intern interview.

Uh, Mom. Next!

I'm sweet.

Next!

[groaning] Oh.

Next!

I said, "Next!"

Oh. I didn't see you there. Um.

Fenton Finkle.

Right, Fenton.

Well, I see here that you are younger than me

and shorter than me.

According to kid law,

that means you have to do what I say.

I like TV.

Well, that settles it. Welcome aboard.

Your training starts tomorrow morning.

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

[snoring]

[ringing]

Huh?

[glass breaking]

Ah!

[music playing]

Hmm.

Huh? Hah?

Ooh, hot. [laughing]

[chuckles]

- Ah ha. - Ah ha.

[groaning]

Hmm?

[laughing]

This is the operation's board.

Each lever performs a necessary function

to keep The Patrick Show running smoothly.

- Hmm. - This one, for example,

tosses the chainsaws to Patrick.

And this one moves him to his next mark.

[babbling]

What's this one do?

[grumbling]

That's our slap stick lever.

We try not to overuse that one.

[gasping]

Dead air?

We need a new segment A.S.A.P.

Time for an idea brick. [grunting]

Puppet ham.

Sounds like we're doing a puppet show. Follow me.

[grunting]

This secret crawl space runs all over the house.

It lets me stay off camera

while still getting me where I need to go.

- Ooh. - Who's a hungry boy?

Dig in so you can grow up big and bristly.

[laughing]

The puppets are this way.

[grunting] Hello! Wake up you lazy puppets!

What's your guys deal?

Well, hello there, Patrick.

Welcome back to the Kingdom of Handonia.

Well, it's about time you got here, King Porkchop.

I'm hungry.

You're always hungry.

Make with the meat for my mouth.

Uh, fine. Alawishus.

Psst. Fenton.

Oh, okay. Eat that.

Ow!

Hey! You're pushier than I remember.

Are you an imposter? Am I an imposter?

I don't know what's real anymore!

[crying]

Thanks. That's it for The Patrick Show.

[grumbling]

[grunting]

And that Fenton, is how we make a Patrick show.

Any questions?

Yeah. Who's Patrick?

[grunting]

Oh, yeah, that guy.

[laughing]

[music playing]

Oh.

[music playing]

Eh.

[gasping] What the shrimp?

Someone stole my production equipment!

They stole my soiled doily collection!

Ew.

They stole my face!

[grunting] Oh.

[chuckles]

Who would do such a thing?

Good morning, Bikini Bottom

and welcome to The Crab Benna Show

starring my big sister, Crab Benna!

I'm Crab Benna.

[gasping] Fenton. He stole The Patrick Show.

And everything else we own too!

Well, we had a good run.

[yawning] I'm gonna take a floor nap.

[grunting]

We Stars don't give up that easy!

Did I give up when dinosaurs stole my lunch money?

I don't know.

Did I give up when the barbarian hordes

swept across the ocean and stole my lunch money?

I don't know.

Did I give up when martians invaded

and beamed me onto their spaceship

and stole my lunch money?

I don't know!

Of course, I didn't!

How do you think I bought this hot sammy?

Now let's go get your stuff back!

Time for some villaging!

[everyone] Yeah!