Oh! Hey there, boyo!

Lovely day for a boat wash.

Innit?

[crying]

Oh...

Maybe you shouldn't have borrowed Pearl's shorts.

It's laundry day, Gary.

Oops.

[meowing]

[grunting]

[grunting]

I hope you didn't forget our nets.

I didn't forget them, Kevin. They're in the trunk.

[screaming]

[loud crash]

[screaming]

Huh?

[shouting]

♪ Pizza... Pizza... ♪

[humming and beatboxing]

♪ Pizza... Pizza... ♪

♪ Krusty Krab pizza! ♪

[laughing]

I've got a hot date tonight,

so don't let anyone bother me for the next few hours.

I'm gonna be in the tanning bed, browning the leather.

- [laughs] - Hm?

[grunting]

[fabric ripping]

[gasping]

[laughing]

[grunting]

[baby crying]

[grunting]

Squeeze...!

- Oh, no! - The Iron Buns!

[crowd shouting]

He ate my wheelbarrow!

He ate my children's homework!

Do I need to say it?

How can we protect ourselves?!

There, it's perfect!

Chum is metabolic fuel.

You really did it this time, ol' Planky.

Oh, yeah! Who's a genius?

♪ Have you seen Seen, seen, seen ♪

♪ My genius, genius... ♪

[laughing]

Ripped pants à la mode!

[tearing]

- Oh, SpongeBob... - Yes, Patrick?

I think I broke my bottom.

[laughs] Broke your bottom!

Oh, Patrick, you're a card!

Whoa!

Yeah.

[grunting]

From now on, I'd like you to be more careful.

One more injury like that, and you could wind up

like that poor creature there.

In the iron butt.

Aww, man.

It itches.

Why don't you join us? We need an extra player.

Nice catch, Percy!

Ah!

- Hey, SpongeBob! - [screams]

You gotta try this, dude!

[laughs] We finally got enough people

for a seven-mile spanking machine!

[slapping] Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

- Next! - Ah!

[screaming]

Is this where the line starts?

I'll take a banana split.

Uh, we don't have that.

That's okay. I already split my pants.

- Get it? - [laughs]

Tee-hee. Anything else?

How about... ripple?

[laughs]

No, thanks, already got one!

[humming]

[sighs]

Ooh. Nice and toasty in here.

[gulping]

Looks like you've been hitting the patties pretty hard there.

Speak for yourself.

[panting]

[both] Ow! Butt cramps!

And I still don't have my ice cream.

Am I in the Jellyspotters now?

- No. - Now?

- No. - Now?

No.

- Now? - No!

Now? Now? Now?

[phone ringing]

There's a call coming through on my Pants-A-Phone.

Krabs to Agent SpongeBob. Come in SpongeBob.

- It's for you. - Agent SpongeBob here.

You found out what Plankton's up to?

I'm afraid we've lost him, Mr. Krabs.

Well, find him, lad.

I'm not paying you to goof off with Patrick!

You're not paying me at all, Mr. Krabs.

Exactly, so get to work!

Delivery.

Did you order 20 cases of... ripped pants?

[laughing]

Oh...

[club music, scratching]

Awoo!

Uh-uh!

[humming]

SpongeBob, I need...

Whoa.

So, how's that tan coming?

I don't know. Let me check.

Looking good.

How's yours?

Just a minute.

[screams]

I could've sworn I was lying on my back.

[laughs]

[gasps] Ah!

Me millionth dollar!

SpongeBob, wait!

Hey, Bubble Bass, you're sitting on my friend.

[classical music playing]

What's the big deal?

Those are all my moves!

A gift from a friend.

Friends give each other gifts.

And tomorrow is my birthday.

[blowing party horn]

[grunting]

[TV] And four steps closer to your dream body.

I can even do it in my sleep.

[clapping]

Wow!

[laughing]

Woo-hoo! Wa-hoo!

[cheering]

You know what would go good with that?

No, what?

[whispering] Ripped... pants.

Ooh! Yeah!

[electronic music playing] Uh! Uh!

Huh! Huh!

[blowing raspberries]

Oh!

[sneezes]

[meowing]

No, Gary.

I like wearing my underwear like this.

[squeaking]

This is not good, Patrick. This is not good!

Mr. Krabs is gonna be home soon!

And when he sees what we did to his first dollar...

[sipping]

[screaming]

If you had listened to me, you'd have food, shelter,

and a roaring fire.

But instead, you listened to a talking clam.

This one's gonna fly!

I can feel it.

Ready, Patrick?

Ready!

[panting]

It's working, Patrick! I'm flying!

I'm falling!

♪ I need 4-Ply, 4-Ply, 4-Ply When I cry! Huh! ♪

Hey, that is not "Boys Who Cry".

Yeah.

Boo!

- What a ripoff! - This stinks!

You will not lick me!

[screams]

[screams]

[screams] Wow!

[screaming]

[screams] Wow!

I lost my best friend.

[in unison] How?

When I ripped...

my pants.

♪ And no girl Ever wants to dance ♪

♪ With a fool who went And ripped his pants! ♪

[panting]

[roaring]

Not again...

[screaming]

What's happening to me?!

[gasping]

Huh?

Ice cream! Yay!

[laughing]

[grunts]

Cramp!

Would you like some cheese on that, sir?

[grunting in pain]

[groaning]

No. Please.

Have mercy!

[screaming]

[thud]

♪ Be true to yourself Don't miss your chance ♪

♪ And you won't end up ♪

♪ Like the fool Who ripped his pants! ♪

[tearing]