Mhm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Trick of treat.

I have no feet.

But if I did that would be neat.

That's not a scary story.

I thought we were playing trick of treat.

All right.

We're skipping orange.

You guys cool with that?

Yes.

Cool.

All right.

Midget.

I mean, Little Apple.

Who's next?

It's your turn pair.

All right.

I've got a good one.

Have you ever heard the legend of Franken fruit?

Yeah.

Mhm.

No, but I heard the one about frank and beans.

Whoa.

All right.

All right.

All right.

Now, once upon a time there was a brilliant scientist, but like all great men and women, his genius was mixed with insanity.

He spent his entire life using dead fruits and vegetables together to create terrifying new form and worse.

Yet he figured out a way to bring these terrifying monsters to life.

There was only one thing that he needed What was missing.

10 gigawatts of pure electricity.

What happened?

Hey, what happened to carrot?

I don't know.

He was there a minute ago.

He's probably in the bathroom checking his pants after hearing my story.

It wasn't that scary.

You got something better.

Midget pumpkin.

That's little pumpkin.

More like midget pumpkin.

How can I be smelling fat at the same time.

Okay.

Okay, okay.

We'll see who's laughing after.

I tell my story.

Let me guess it's gonna be a short story.

A little story and it all started on a night.

Just like this under a full moon.

Whoa, onion's back.

Remember when we went to space and gave him a facelift.

This has nothing to do with onion, but it does have something to do with a very special hot dog.

You see a gypsy, put a curse on every time there's a full moon hot dog transforms into a terrible beast.

Don't as the Halloween.

Pretty scary stuff, huh?

Mm.

Here story bites.

Hey, it's real.

It really happened.

Stop it.

Midget apple.

You're barking up the wrong tree.

Hey, what's going on?

Whoa!

The storm must be getting closer.

Hey, where's little apple?

Maybe he's walking the hot dog.

Whoa!

Where's little pumpkin?

Whoa, Wait, whoa!

What's going on?

All right.

I'm officially getting freaked out here.

That sounded like my tummy.

I'm not your dummy or ring said that way.

That sounds just like way Franken food.

That's right.

Orange grapefruit is back and better than ever, grapefruit.

Don't worry.

We'll get you some help.

David waste.

Oid, I got all the help.

I'm gonna need to squash you.

And that dimple dimwit.

I'm not a dimwit.

I'm an orange.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I can't hear you.

I'm too busy flexing.

I think I'm gonna borrow.

Let's hear it.

Smarty pants.

Any last words?

Yeah.

Happy Halloween.

That's Halloween, You moron.

No, it isn't.

That's a Halloween, Whoa!

Oh, whoa!

Who let the dogs out.

Hey?

Hey, everybody didn't miss anything.

Little apple?

You're alive, barely.

You should have seen the line for the bathroom.

What's going on here.

What's going on here?

Is your butt is in my face move it.

Cramps a kitchen.

The annual hot dog eating contest where we get momentarily.

I'm gonna eat you under the table this year frank that transferring?

I've been training hard and you ain't hardly been training.

Who?

I've got another urgent announcement.

Everyone, my megaphone can do this.

Okay, stop it.

I've got tonight this, Hey, we could get someone else to announce, you know, Okay, okay, just chill dog.

Everyone got their mystery meat, yep, yep.

Then on your marks get set.

Wait one final contestant with life to enter it.

It couldn't be.

It's the great one.

That guy's the Great one, but he's just a teeny weeny.

Yeah.

Yo dat's why you guys so afraid of puny MCP unison over there.

Don't let his diminutive size fool you orange.

The great one has never lost a competitive eating contest ever.

I already trained in a secret cave in Siberia.

I heard he once literally ate a horse.

I heard he's made of real beef.

No fillers, No Fillers.

Whoa!

The Great one is ready now bring me the mystery meat.

Yes.

Oh, Great one.

What is this a snack?

These portions are an insult.

Bring me more plates.

Yes.

Oh, great one.

Right away.

Oh, great one.

Honourable competitors.

I look forward to defeating you all mama.

Oh yeah, if you win, will you relish it?

Was that a joke?

You dare to tease the great one.

He who once consumed eight calzone ease in, but a single sitting eight calzones.

Yeah, that's not as good as seven.

What?

Of course eight is better than seven.

Don't you know how numbers work?

Sure I do you.

88 calzones, but 789.

It's true.

Seven loves the munch.

Your immediate.

You're a cannibal enough of this nonsense.

I wish to win this competition and return to my secretive life of training deep within the Siberian caves.

Told you.

All right, All right, Hold your horse meat.

Catch up on your mark.

Get that.

Okay, I'm even go for it man.

I'm going to try to beat the great one, you know?

Do it rick.

No one goes to the two with the great one.

Bring me mom plan.

I don't care like this could be my one shot at greatness.

Yellow.

Another plate.

Would you look at that right?

Picking up his feet.

He appears to be closing in on the great ones.

You fool.

Turn back while you still can.

Another plane.

No way.

Great one go along, frank appears to be bulging.

This could be in trouble, frank Frankie.

Please don't.

You're gonna burn.

I'm going out.

It's in a blaze of glory.

No.

Oh, Frank is out that Bratwurst 1st.

Now it's down to two competitors.

Great one is in the lead, but lake is hot on the hot dog Tale frank.

I will avenge your death.

Oh, it's gonna come down to the wire folks says that connects.

Which weiner will be named the wiener.

another place.

Another plate.

Another plate.

Another plate.

You cannot win.

Link.

You're not strong enough murder a rarer a play.

Yeah, you're the way.

Okay.

Oh and another one bites the bunch.

Our winner and still champion of hot dog eating.

Is that right?

Mhm Yes, yes, I am truly the great one now.

Where's my trophy?

Here you go.

May I have everyone's attention please.

I have a very important announcement.

I want you all to know that.

Turn that off.

Name me the winner already.

Sorry, sorry, I bump the button.

Oh no, Oh no, that's not fine.

We'll do it.

Live attention everyone.

I the great one hereby declare myself now I can tell you all this very important announcement.

We know what the announcement is already.

It's just that I want to stop eating contest.

Obviously we know what the announcement is now.

I will take my trophy here.

I got you.

Yes.

Yeah.

The Great one thinks this is paid for the ironic I'm going another way.

Well, well that totally bites well, I guess there's nothing left to say except happy 238th birthday America.

You Yeah, Whoa, what happened to the 8?

Your monster YOLO.

Now this is what I'm talking about.

Finally some fresh air.

Seriously.

Whoever farted India is such a ***.

Hey steve.

I was away for kids, you know, still expensive frank.

They're putting together a softball teams is here or what?

Yeah man, I just have to, Hey bro, not cool.

Put me down frank.

What's going on over there?

I don't know, man.

Hey, I'm on an airplane.

Put me down frank.

I just can't believe some people, Oh frank.

Are you okay buddy?

Oh my goodness.

That does not look comfy at all frank.

How you doing?

Say something?

I'm okay.

I'm just Oh, help me.

Mhm Yeah.

Mhm.

Mhm Yeah.

Mhm Oh my well, I gotta take a charm off what what if it's a boy?

Little apple and I'm here with grapefruit and this is the gummy food person.

Leo food challenge.

We'll see about that.

Not sure how much of a challenge this one's gonna be for me.

What do you mean?

I mean guessing whether food is real or it's made of gummy candy.

Come on.

This is gonna be so easy.

I know real food when I see it because I see the realist food there is every time I look in the mirror heart, Heart.

Very funny.

Well, if you're so sure this is gonna be easy, take first crack at our first round item.

Pizza.

Okay.

Yeah, this is exactly what I'm talking about.

Obviously I have the gummy pizza in front of me.

You think so?

I do not think so.

Little apple.

I know.

So yours has the oils, the textures, the aroma of a pepperoni pizza slice.

Mine on the other.

Non existent hand appears rubbery and bullish.

That is my final answer.

I have the gummy pizza.

You have the real pizza.