Let me show you to your table.

My table? Whoo, whoo. Fancy.

[gasping] My very own name tag.

[sighing]

Captain Magma, get him angry and he's bound to erupt.

Krakatoa!

Sss.

[chuckles]

Now this is gonna be the best three days of my life.

[sighing]

I'm going to do all the things I can't normally do

because of SpongeBob.

And to reward ya for helping me make me millionth dollar,

I'm taking ya on a trip.

Wow, a trip! [laughing]

I can't believe it, Mr. Krabs. Where we going, Fancy Springs?

- No. - Pamper Island?

Try again.

Oh, oh, oh, Bikini Bottom Folk Village?

Better than that!

Clam fishing?

This is the reward we get for all our hard work?

Fishing for stinky clams in a smelly old boat

on a filthy lagoon? You call this fun?

[crying]

It's me, Squidward. I'm looking for SpongeBob.

Hi.

How are ya?

[screaming]

SpongeBob, you're back to your square shape.

Wow! I guess Squidward's normal look

scared me back to my original form.

Thanks, buddy. Ya saved my life.

Wonderful weather we're having. Hmm?

It sure is, buddy.

Good evening, sir. Table for one, please.

Sorry, but the whole restaurant

has been rented to a private party.

But it's my only night to be fancy.

Oh, who could afford to rent out the whole restaurant?

Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs

and their dates.

So how long have you two ladies known each other?

What? What did he say?

♪ Who lives in a monument Under the sea? ♪

♪ Squidward Tentacle ♪

Would you mind if I stayed for supper?

What ya having?

Umm, kerglooginpfiefer mit schlusinberry klabber sauz.

Kerglooginpfiefer, that's my favorite!

Uh, what's your wife's name?

I don't know... Hedvig!

Dunt movin! Not a schtepp!

[music playing]

[humming]

Let's see that twine-twirling twit

try to unravel this!

Huh. Huh?

Please, Squidward, let me be in the show!

I'll do anything! Anything! Anything!

So you really want to be in the show?

Oh, yes!

Okay, you get to mop up afterwards.

Now will you stop bugging me?

This isn't working!

I gotta go tell Squilliam I need more time!

I'll just go to Squilliam's house and...

Squilliam, you're here!

Hello, Squiddy!

We're all ready to be dazzled by your five-star restaurant.

Wait, Squilliam, I gotta explain!

Explain what?

That you, Squidward Tentacles, voted most likely to suck eggs

in high school, are trying to pass off a lousy burger stand

as a five-star... restaurant!?

[music playing]

Hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina,

Hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina,

Hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina.

[babbling]

Oh!

- Oh, what is that? - What is it?

[chattering]

What in blazes is going on around-- Oh!

Mr. Squidward!

Where are your manners?

Mr. Krabs, watch his head!

Watch his head?

Why don't you watch his diaper?

And get it changed!

Yes, sir! Yes, sir!

- Oh. - We're eating here!

Sorry!

Hey, I'm trying to walk here!

Sorry!

Hey, I was gonna get ketchup there!

Sorry.

Okay, Squiddy! Hold still!

And, oh, boy!

Are you out of your ever-loving mind?!

We can't change that baby

out here in front of the customers!

Take him in back where the food is prepared.

[groaning]

Ah, that's it!

Get that poopy baby out of me restaurant!

Mr. Krabs, if my poopy baby isn't welcome here,

then I'm not staying either!

What do you want? Hello. What's this?

Someone left me some money for a perm.

[giggling]

Come to Hairy!

Ow!

[laughing]

SpongeBob! Oh, my hair!

[laughing]

SpongeBob!

Uh?

SpongeBob, what are you doing here?

Squidward?! Oh, no!

I accidentally joined this bad boy gang

and I'm supposed to fight in the showdown

so I get to save Gary, and I don't wanna go

into the Witness Protection program,

but I can't fight you 'cause you're my friend.

What are you talking about, jellyfish for brains?

We are a troupe.

[music playing]

Uh, groovy enough for ya, man?

That was great!

You should give lessons to my ex-neighbor, Squidward!

He stinks!

[growling]

[laughing]

Gosh. [laughing]

[growling, mumbling]

It's a shame old man Krabs sold the Krusty Krab.

That's a darn shame. Hey, lady!

Do you know where we can get something to eat around here?

That's it! I quit! [grunting]

[whistling]