SpongeBob, no matter what I've said...

I've always sort of liked you.

Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!

Huh?

[music playing]

[music playing]

[snoring]

[horn blowing]

[music playing]

Good morning, SpongeBob. Honk!

Squidward, what are you doing here?

You were right, SpongeBob.

Watching the sunrise together is much better.

[laughing]

[chuckles]

The new Squidward sure is helpful.

[humming]

Ah. Huh?

[laughing]

The new Squidward sure is hygenic.

[music playing]

Boy, the new Squidward sure is chummy.

[Patrick crying]

It's me, Squidward. I'm looking for SpongeBob.

Hi.

How are you?

[screaming]

SpongeBob, you're back to your square shape.

Wow! I guess Squidward's normal look

scared me back to my original form.

Thanks, buddy, ya saved my life.

Wonderful weather we're having, hm?

It sure is, buddy. It sure is.

[SpongeBob, Patrick laughing]

How are we today? Everything a-okay here?

What do ya mean?

How's your meal? Anyone need tartar sauce?

I have an idea.

How about a free Krusty Krab Junior crew hat

for the little tyke.

Mommy, I'm scared.

Who wants a free refill?

Come on, SpongeBob, jump in.

- Whoa! - Squidward!

SpongeBob. Help!

I'd love to Squidward but you said

to not help you ever again.

And that being my neighbor

left you with nothing to be grateful for.

I made a promise.

I... I-I-I take it back. [screaming]

[stammering]

Please, SpongeBob, I didn't mean any of that.

I do appreciate your friendship. I am grateful!

I... I... [sniffing]

I'm grateful for the life I'm living.

Who knows how long I'll have it.

I learned that from you. Remember?

Good bye, everyone!

[screaming]

Huh?

[screaming]

- Get 'em! - Get 'em!

[fighting]

[groaning] Whoa.

[groaning]

Let go!

- He's mine. - I was here first.

No, I was.

Stop! Unhand that sponge!

[music playing]

It's the Killer Patty!

[fighting]

[music playing]

SpongeBob? Squidward, ya found him!

[gasping] Squidward?

I'm afraid so.

SpongeBob.

Yes, Squidward.

You know I hate you, right?

Yes. Yes, I do.

Well, I hate the smell

of burning Krabby Patties even more.

Please come back and be the fry cook again.

Well, if it's okay with you, Mr. Krabs.

Oh, laddie, I should've never let you go.

[music playing

Oh.

[music playing]

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

You did it.

Ya drawed the little critter out.

Hold still, buddy. [grunting]

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,

thank you, thank you, Squidward.

Here ya go, little girl. Ho! Ho! Ho!

[giggling] Thanks, Santa.

That almost felt good.

[clearing throat]

Let's see what Santa has for all you good people!

Think fast, Santa. Gifts for... the people.

Ah ha!

A bowl of mashed potatoes for you.

Thank you, Santa. This is just what I wanted.

A new hairstyle.

Thanks, Santa.

Here ya go, Patrick!

Whoa! [grunting]

A wristwatch.

[music playing]

Thank you, Santa!

What was I thinking?

I gave away all my stuff

just so SpongeBob wouldn't be sad.

Am I insane?

Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab!

Come on guys, Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab!

SpongeBob's Place! SpongeBob's Place!

- Help! - Admit it.

Without SpongeBob, you'd be nothing.

Well, that's not true!

I'm the one who made the SpongeBob Pat━

I mean the Krabby Patty!

Alright, alright, I'm sorry!

I'm sorry! I admit it! I'm sorry!

I didn't mean to hurt you. In fact, SpongeBob, I like you.

I like living next door.

I like hearing your foghorn alarm

in the morning.

Squidward, is all that true?

Yes. Yes, SpongeBob.

Yes, it's all true.

Come on, buddy. You want a sunset?

You'll get a sunset.

Ah! Underwater sunsets sure are beautiful.

- Eh, Squidward? - Yeah.

Yeah... this is great, just the three of us.

You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.

Yeah. [chuckles]

Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit.

What do they make you think of, Squidward?

[laughing]

B--

Don't you ever once think of the customer?

You call yourself a delivery boy?

Well, I ain't buying! [slamming door]

Sponge?

Sponge?

It's okay.

Sponge?

[gasping]

[crying]

[crying]

Sponge?

[crying]

[knocking]

Another one?

Look, I told your little friend I ain't paying for that!

Well, this one's on the house!

Did he change his mind?

He sure did.