Please welcome 5-year-old Kai Langer

Hi, Kai. I’ve missed you. -Hi

I haven’t seen you in a long time -Thank you

What have you been doing with your cute little outfit?

I’ve been well and I... I...

and I missed you and I missed your face

So I hear you have big news. You’re gonna be a big brother

You’re gonna have a little sister

Yeah. -That’s exciting

Yeah, I can’t wait. – I bet.

What do you think? Do you have ideas on what you would name her if you could?

Yeah, I’ll name her “Dad”

Dad? I think that’s a fantastic name.

I actually think I should get another dog to name it Dad.

So that’s what you’d name her, as Dad.

Yeah. –Do you think they’ll go along with that, your mommy and daddy?

Yeah, they said okay.

They said okay?

So now they’ll have a little girl named Dad.

And what if it was a boy? Do you have a good name for a boy?

Zoo.

Zoo?

These are all really good names. Why Zoo?

Because I know how to spell Z-O-O.

Oh.

And so you’ve turned five

And it seems to me, I don’t know if I’m making this up

But it seems like you’re taller than the last time you were here?

Uh-huh, and my head’s 21 inches

and daddy’s 23

And his is only 2 inches bigger

You all just sit around measuring your heads?

Yeah

So your head is 21 inches around,

and your dad’s is 23 inches? -Yeah

That means you’re as smart as your dad, almost, right? -Yeah

‘Cause your heads are the -I’m super smart

You’re super smart? Well, I actually think you are super smart

They think you’re super smart, too.

The last time you were here, you’ve been singing Bruno Mars’ songs

cause you’re a big Bruno Mars fan -Yeah, uh-huh.

Today, you’re not gonna sing Bruno Mars? -NO.

What are you singing? -Katy Perry.

Which song by Katy Perry?

Roar. -Roar?

Oh, I can’t wait to hear it. Okay, you want to sing for us now?

Yeah. - Okay, great.

I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath,

scared to rock the boat and make a mess.

So I sat quietly,

agreed politely.

I guess that I forgot I had a choice.

I let you push me past the breaking point.

I stood for nothing,

so I fell for everything.

You held me down, but I got up.

Already brushing off the dust.

You hear my voice. You hear that sound.

Like thunder gonna shake the ground.

You held me down, but I got up.

Get ready 'cause I’ve had enough.

I see it all, I see it now

I got the eye of the tiger, the fighter,

dancing through the fire

'Cause I am a champion

and you’re gonna hear me

ROAR

Louder, louder than a lion.

'Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me

ROAR

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

You’re gonna hear me

ROAR

Now I’m floating like a butterfly.

Ah, you have the whole song.

You’re so good

And I understand that you’re

trying to learn how to play the drums, is that right?

‘Cause you like the drums? -Yeah.

And do you have a drum set? -Not yet.

Okay, well, you do now

Because our friends at Guitar Center want to give you a drum set.

Look at your brand new drum set.

Thank you. - You’re welcome. - I love you

How about that? You’re gonna play the drums

Sorry, folks. Your parents....

Your parents are backstage going, “Oh, no!”

You’re gonna be so good at this, aren’t you?

Look how fun that’ll be?

And then play a little something for me.

Yep. Yep. Yep. Excellent