[rumbling]

[roaring]

[screaming]

[screams]

[belching]

Oh, no! This is horrible!

I know, right? I just can't catch a break.

[door creaking]

[whimpering]

[eagle screech]

[both scream]

[giggles] You are either very brave.

Or very foolish to venture into this dark domain.

- Foolish. We're very foolish. - [crying]

So are we. We are Roxy.

Say hello to my cabin-mate, Jimmy.

Shake?

Yes, we are.

Eek...

Don't worry. It tastes like maple syrup.

[exclaims excited]

Thanks.

[breathing nervously]

[whimpering]

- [gasps] - [shouts]

Hello.

My name is Preda Tory.

That is my web. I spun it this morning.

[screams]

[yelps]

Nice work. Do you do free alterations?

[panicked whimpering]

So, uh, which... which one of you

is the c-cabin counselor?

Hey, Kid.

[gasping]

- [hissing] - [screaming]

Kidferatu.

[screams]

Ah! Oh, look at that.

It's past our dead time... I mean, bedtime!

[belching]

[both gasp]

[both] We're hideous.

Yeah!

We're monsters, we're monsters!

- We're mon-- - Would you two be quiet?!

I am trying to sleep!

What the...?

Oh, good. It's just a nightmare.

[blowing]

Ah-hah!

♪ Victory dance! ♪

[screaming]

Put me down, you fool!

Mrs. Puff?

Yes, SpongeBob?

Would you go inside and check for bugs?

I can't go if bugs are watching.

[sighs]

There aren't any bugs in the outhouse, SpongeBob.

Just get in there and--

[shouting]

[screaming]

[grunting]

[shouting]

[grunting]

[panting]

You know, on second thought, I'll just hold it till morning.

Bye!

It's a big one!

- [shouts] - Patrick!

[screaming]

[grunting]

[screaming]

Huh?

[gasps] I am offended!

[whimpering]

[screaming]

[gasping]

[groaning] Oh, yeah...!

[ba-dum-tss]

Karen, release the...

What the kelp is that?!

[growling]

[roaring]

Forget the campers, Karen! Hit the monster!

Eat it, fish face!

[laughing]

Yeah!

[cheering]

I'm an expert critter catcher.

That is a fact!

[grunting]

Ooh-wee!

Feels like a big one!

[grunting]

Whoa!

Well, shut my mouth and call me a cuttlefish,

I was sorely mistaken.

A sea squatch is doing this!

But, uh, ain't he a little puny?

I'm SpongeBob, what's your name?

[hooting]

[growling]

[giggling]

[humming]

Ow!

Ow!

I think I'll call him Stompy.

[giggling]

[laughing]

[rumbling]

[roaring]

[screaming]

I thought sea squatches were tiny.

Stompy must be a little kid squatch,

and those must be mama and papa squatch!

[growling]

[screaming]

Oh, oh! Ah, ah!

[whimpering]

Patrick, it's time to get out!

Hey, that's not me!

[loud stomping]

[growling]

Help me...

Hmm...

[sniffing]

[disgusted groan]

[sniffing]

[disgusted groan]

[grunting]

[sniffing]

[sighing]

It was all deadly objects, pointed right at me.

Sharp, deadly objects, huh?

[squawks] Now we're cooking!

So, deadly objects like forks, spoons and...

butter knives!

Butter knives?

That's not scary!

Boo!

Boo!

Free us from the clog of doubt!

Overflow this camp with truth!

[cackling]

T-T-T-T-Toilet ghost!

I believe! I believe!

Don't hurt me...

Hey, howdy!

Good to see ya.

SpongeBob, Squidward, Patrick,

you all defiled me with trash.

But there was a fourth poop-etrator...

I mean, perpetrator...

Mr. Krabs has been dumping

Pearl's dirty diapers in me for months!

Ooh...!

[whimpering]

There's no diaper service in the woods.

It was all of your foul and unstable junk

that made me explode.

Guilty!

You're all guilty!

[retching]

[retching]

[retching]

[laughing]

No! No, no, no!

Ugh...

[belching]

Farewell!

Thanks for the chili, Outie!

No problem, buddy.