[roaring]

Slumber party!

[music playing]

You okay in there, Stanly?

Your toilet is so cool. Is that what I think it is?

[music playing]

Well, it was bath night.

- Only $29.95. - Gee.

You'll never take me alive, flat foot!

Uncle Sherm won't let me watch TV back at home.

Why not?

That's why.

[screaming]

[SpongeBob whimpering]

Oh, no! They're not using the topic cards!

They're... ad-libbing!

Now they're mad at Patrick! He's hogging the deviled eggs!

Oh, look at those poor souls,

they're so bored, they've gone mad! Oh, no!

The party's falling into chaos

without my hosting talents to guide it!

So, do you come here often?

No.

It feels nice to do good.

[yawning] Good night, Gary.

SpongeBob, can I get a glass of water?

[running upstairs]

Thank you.

[running downstairs]

SpongeBob! You forgot to turn out the light!

[running upstairs]

Good night.

[screaming]

[meowing]

Hey, Lary. Wanna hear a joke?

Oh, Gary used to love this one. [clearing throat]

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor.

[laughing]

[hissing]

Don't ya get Lary? A snailor?

Gosh, Lary sure is different than Gary.

And Gary and Lary are real different than Jerry.

[roaring]

[cooing]

[laughing]

[screaming]

Hmm?

Um, Dutchy, is this going to be much longer?

Why aren't you freaking out, lad?

Well, you've been here awhile

and, um, I've seen all your tricks.

- What're you trying to say?! - Eh.

I know when I'm washed up,

I've been doing the same material for years.

And I said, "Go ahead, let's do it right now."

I got too much hair, anyways.

[everyone laughing]

SpongeBob? SpongeBob!

That's my name, don't wear it out.

[everyone laughing]

SpongeBob, I gotta tell you something

I think you should know:

your house is full of strangers!

Oh, Patrick, these aren't strangers.

These are 497 of my closest friends.

Right everybody?

[everyone] Yeah!

That right!

[everyone] Yeah!

We'll just keep ya right here.

[meowing]

Quit worrying, Gary. He'll be just fine.

Good night, everybody.

[snoring]

[buzzing]

[snoring]

[meowing, buzzing]

[buzzing]

[meowing]

[laughing]

Three packs of snail chow, four packs of snail litter.

Thanks, snail guy!

Uh, you're welcome?

[meowing]

Okay, will you guys just relax?

You're all gonna get fed.

Donnie, keep out of Walter's dish.

Obulax, what are you doing? Sharel, Henry, no fighting.

Geez, my pants are getting ruined

and my head is sticky.

I gotta do something about that.

Hey, Junior. How ya doing today?

[sniffing]

- SpongeBob? - Yes, Patrick!

Kid's got a stinky!

Could you take care of him? My hands are kinda full.

[crying]

Wish I could, but I gotta get going.

Going? Where are you going?

Goin' to work. I'm the dad, remember?

You mean I have to do all this baby stuff myself?

I'll give you a break tonight when I get home.

Don't you two stop being adorable.

[chuckles]

Now you gotta blow out the candles

and make a wish.

I don't need the wish, Penny.

Everything I could ever want is right here.

In fact, let's sing our own song

about the joy of staying indoors.

♪ I know of a place Where you never get harmed ♪

♪ A magical place With magical charms ♪

♪ Indoors Indoors ♪

♪ Indoors ♪

Take it away, Penny!

Slumber party!

Maybe I should just sleep under the highway.

We could stay up really, really late

and tell ghost stories and trade socks.

Is that what girls do at slumber parties?

No, they invite boys over and destroy the house.

They what?!

You know how girls are.

Uh, SpongeBob,

do you know anything about girls?

[laughing] Do I know any-- Uh, no.

But Gary does.

[meowing]

[music playing]

[meowing]

So, would you like to secret-size that for $2 more?

Of course.

Hey, Squidwart.

You haven't seen any sign of the...

you know... the cops! Have ya?

Did you just call me "Squidwart"?

Okay, thanks.

I'm gonna see how SpongeBob's doing.

What is that, Gary?!

[music playing]

Patrick, what are you doing?!

Oh, I had to move my rock out of the dark and into the light.

You know what that means.

Sleep over!

Your sleeping bag, sir.

Thank you, my good man.

Alright Coupe, come on in.

Hey, you know what'd be fun?

If I sat in you and we pretended we were in a drive-in movie.

No, it wouldn't.

[whining]

Okay, so I guess you're just gonna click

through the channels looking for a boat commercial

all night, huh?

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I was a guest here.

Hello, Gary!

[meowing]

I brought you a surprise.

Your very own play pal.

His name is Puffy Fluffy.

And he'll keep you company while I'm at work.

You two get to know each other. I'll be right back.

[meowing]

[roaring]

I'm sorry, Drizzle, but you can't go in the house

until you're housebroken.

[meowing]

I'll check on ya later.

[whining, grunting]

Yah! Whoo-hoo!

It's later!

Who wants a steaming hot bowl of steam?

Ah! Drizzle!

Oh, you naughty little snail hiding from me!

I'm gonna give you a real good scrubbing.

You have to be sparkly clean

for "Bring your pet to work" day!

And today is the day!

First, I'm gonna start you off

with a yummy smelling shower gel!

Wha?

Oh, smells nice, doesn't it?

Ugh.

Prepare yourself for the scrubbing of a lifetime!

[screaming]

Dear SpongeBob...

The Mrs. and I have to go away for a few days.

And our regular bubble sitter is sick.

Could you please watch our son, Shiny, until we get back?

I owe you one. Your pal, Bubble Buddy.

Please keep Shiny away from sharp objects.

We don't want him to go pop like his late Uncle Raymond.

Oh, boy! Did you hear that, Gary?

They want me to watch little Shiny!

Gee, I wonder when he's going to show up.

The letter doesn't say. I can't wait to meet him!

[screaming]

Oh, hey, there you are, Shiny! Look at you.

You are just as cute as the dickens.

Upsy-Daisy! Say hello to Shiny, Gary.

[meowing, hissing]

Hello.

[whimpering]

Gary, there's something inside of me.

[meowing]

Ya see anything?

[whimpering]

[hissing, meowing]

[hissing, meowing]

Gary the Snail,

is that any way to treat an uninvited guest?

Ooh, hello.

[giggling] That tickles.

More like prickles.

Hey, I think I'll call you Prickles.

[squeaking]