Remember the day Sandy and I got married?

[gasping]

- What? - No.

I'm freaking out!

Mm-hmm.

[playing wedding march]

[playing wedding march]

[playing wedding march]

Friends, we have gathered here today

to join these two hearts in the bonds of love.

SpongeBob, do you take Sandy as your lawfully wedded wife?

I do.

And Sandy, do you take SpongeBob as your lawfully wedded husband?

And how!

Well, then, I now pronounce you sponge and squirrel.

You may kiss the bride.

[music playing]

[music playing]

[wedding march playing]

Boo! You stink!

Worst play I've ever seen. And a total rip-off!

[chattering]

What has happened to the theater?

[chattering]

[humming]

[laughing]

[groaning]

[music playing]

[music playing]

Would you like our house red or our house yellow?

[laughing]

[music playing]

Tada!

[wedding march playing]

And now, the couple will exchange their vows.

Eugene, you have everything I ever wanted in a man:

an exoskeleton, freakishly long eyestalks,

and the secret Krabby Patty formula.

[audience] Aww.

Cashina, you came into to my life,

when I thought I'd live the rest of it alone.

You showed me once and for all

that while money can't buy you love,

it can... give you love.

[everyone] Aww.

You may now kiss the bride.

[wedding march playing]

[cheering]

Oh no! What about the bouquet?

Uh, one bouquet coming up, Mrs. Krabs!

[gasping]

[screaming]

Hooray! I win!

[belching]

[crying]

[crying]

[knocking]

[gasping]

[music playing]

[music playing]

Mmm, honey... what?

Oh, I have got to get my hands on a Krabby Patty

and no one's gonna stop me!

The evil Man Ray swoops down and swipes the gun away

and shoots all the algae.

And he globs onto the undersea dome.

And he starts sucking on the glass.

What's your point, kid?

You guys are the greatest heroes of all time.

And I think you should come out of retirement.

Listen up, you villains. I wanna eat my meatloaf!

xIf you don't get outta here,

then by the power invested in me,

I now pronounce you man and wife!

What is going on in here?!

You may kiss the bride!

[wedding march playing]

Did you reunite our heroes?

No, but I'm married.

Oh, this is so exciting.

- Hmm... I'd like a... - Wait, wait, wait, wait!

Hold on. I don't ever want to forget this moment.

That's gonna be a keeper.

Now let's do one with funny hats.

[music playing]

[wedding march playing]

Oh, yeah, let's pretend we're mad at each other.

[wedding march playing]

[laughing]

Somebody call heaven

because I think an angel's gone missing.

Oh, Sheldon.

Oh, Mrs. Krabs.

Oh, brother.

[Plankton] Attention, attention, everyone.

I'd like to make an announcement.

Mrs. Krab's, in full view of this restaurant,

I ask you for your hand in holy matrimony.

[customers] Aww.

Would... you marry me? [gasping]

Ooh.

Ah, that's it!

No more hiding in my room like a scared little kid!

It's time to act like a man!

[screaming]

Gasp! [screaming]

Please don't marry him, Mommy. Don't marry these bad, bad man.

I don't want you to. [crying]

Too late, Krabsy. We're going to be married.

And you're gonna be my new son!

[laughing]

Huh? What's this, honey bunch?

I'm flattered by your offer, really I am,

but I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.

[laughing]

What is this?

There's somebody else isn't there?!

I... I... this is very uncomfortable.

I'll just wait in the car.

I don't believe this! You led me on!

Now, now Plankton, it's not what you think.

I don't wanna hear your lies!

You owe me for leading me on like this!

Give me the Krabby Patty formula and we'll call it even.

The formula?

Is that what this whole thing was about?

No! No, not really. I mean... not at first.

I- I mean uh... honey bunch?

Uh-oh. Oh, well.

Tis better to have loved and lost

than never to have loved at all!