Name: 比基尼海灘上的每一個婚禮！？海綿寶寶 (EVERY Wedding in Bikini Bottom! ???| SpongeBob SquarePants)
Uploaded: 2021-09-17T18:00:45.000Z
Duration: 6 min 14 s

Remember the day Sandy and I got married?

還記得桑迪和我結婚的那天嗎？

to join these two hearts in the bonds of love.

將這兩顆心連接在愛的紐帶上。

SpongeBob, do you take Sandy as your lawfully wedded wife?

海綿寶寶，你願意娶桑迪為你的合法妻子嗎？

And Sandy, do you take SpongeBob as your lawfully wedded husband?

而桑迪，你是否把海綿寶寶當作你的合法丈夫？

Well, then, I now pronounce you sponge and squirrel.

好吧，那麼，我現在宣佈你們是海綿和松鼠。

Worst play I've ever seen. And a total rip-off!

我見過的最糟糕的戲劇。而且是一個完全的騙局!

Would you like our house red or our house yellow?

你喜歡我們的房子是紅色的還是黃色的？

And now, the couple will exchange their vows.

而現在，這對夫婦將交換他們的誓言。

Eugene, you have everything I ever wanted in a man:

尤金，你擁有我在一個男人身上想要的一切。

an exoskeleton, freakishly long eyestalks,

when I thought I'd live the rest of it alone.

當我認為我將獨自度過餘下的日子。

Oh, I have got to get my hands on a Krabby Patty

哦，我一定要得到我的手的蟹皇堡。

The evil Man Ray swoops down and swipes the gun away

邪惡的Man Ray俯衝下來，把槍奪走。

You guys are the greatest heroes of all time.

你們是有史以來最偉大的英雄。

And I think you should come out of retirement.

而且我認為你應該從退休中走出來。

Listen up, you villains. I wanna eat my meatloaf!

聽好了，你們這些惡棍。我想吃我的肉餅！

- Hmm... I'd like a... - Wait, wait, wait, wait!

- 嗯...我想要一個...- 等等，等等，等等，等等!

Hold on. I don't ever want to forget this moment.

堅持住。我永遠不想忘記這一刻。

現在讓我們來做一個帶滑稽帽子的。

Oh, yeah, let's pretend we're mad at each other.

哦，是的，讓我們假裝我們在生對方的氣。

因為我認為有一位天使失蹤了。

[Plankton] Attention, attention, everyone.

Mrs. Krab's, in full view of this restaurant,

螃蟹夫人，在這家餐廳的眾目睽睽之下。

I ask you for your hand in holy matrimony.

我請求你在神聖的婚姻中向你伸出手來。

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比基尼海灘上的每一個婚禮！？海綿寶寶 (EVERY Wedding in Bikini Bottom! ???| SpongeBob SquarePants)

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