Why is it so special?

為什麼它如此特別？

You ask because orange and I have switched jobs for the day which means today's episode of asper will feature a bunch of super exciting prompts like this one drop nothing on pair and this one I challenge you to be nice to pair for 24 hours.

你這麼問是因為橙子和我今天換了工作，這意味著今天的阿斯佩爾節目將有一堆超級令人興奮的提示，比如這個對子什麼都不放，這個我挑戰你24小時內對子好。

Oh man, I'm gonna enjoy this episode, that's for sure.

哦，夥計，我將享受這一集，這是肯定的。

And best of all dr bananas gave me the special zapper contraption that lets me change oranges name to my name anytime I want.

最重要的是，香蕉博士給了我一個特殊的斬波器裝置，可以讓我隨時把橙子的名字改為我的名字。

Check it out, it's time for s Orange.

看看吧，現在是橙子的時候了。

Hello again, it's been a long time since I've watched your videos but I am ready to get back to doing so great to have you back.

又見面了，我已經很久沒有看你的視頻了，但我已經準備好回去做了，所以很高興你能回來。

Here's a quick recap of everything.

下面是對一切的快速回顧。

You missed me.

你錯過了我。

No, no.

不，不。

Would you like some tea?

你想喝茶嗎？

Miss Velveteen?

天鵝絨小姐？

You would wait.

你會等待。

How'd that get in there ladies?

女士們，這東西怎麼會在裡面？

I have an idea.

我有一個想法。

Let's sing Abba songs at the top of our lungs.

讓我們大聲唱出阿巴的歌曲。

Don't watch that.

不要看這個。

Look away o hare!

看遠一點，野兔！

I heard that G is back with a new sexy lady and it's great fruits bomb mom.

我聽說G又和一個新的性感女士在一起了，這是很好的水果炸彈媽媽。

What the heck!

這算什麼！？

Oh not grapefruit, calm down, let me explain explain what that you are dating this Argentinian dude who's half your age because he has abs in a sexy accent.

哦，不是柚子，冷靜下來，讓我解釋一下，你在和這個年齡只有你一半大的阿根廷人約會，因為他有腹肌，而且口音性感。

Well yeah that about sums it up.

嗯，是的，這大概就是它的總結。

I am how you say your new decade.

我是你怎麼說你的新十年。

No.

沒有。

Hey Pear.

嘿，梨子。

We live in the Matrix.

我們生活在矩陣中。

I know, I know come food.

我知道，我知道來吃。

It's surprise airbag time.

現在是驚喜的安全氣囊時間。

Sorry, but I don't think so.

對不起，但我不認為如此。

So you can't just announce that it's surprise.

所以你不能只是宣佈它是驚喜。

Airbag time like that.

像這樣的安全氣囊時間。

Now I'm expecting it because you squandered the element of surprise Rise.

現在我在期待它，因為你浪費了驚喜的元素。

Hey pear, what's your favorite season?

嘿，梨子，你最喜歡的季節是什麼？

Mm I definitely like autumn and winter is fun because of the snow, but I probably have to say my favorite season is spring.

我肯定喜歡秋天，冬天也很有趣，因為有雪，但我可能不得不說我最喜歡的季節是春天。

Hey Pear, what do you call an alligator in a best?

嘿，梨子，你怎麼稱呼一個最好的鱷魚？

I don't know what an investigator now, that one really crocked me up.

我不知道現在的調查員是什麼，那個人真的讓我崩潰了。

What do dairy foods say when they play baseball?

乳製品食品在打棒球時都說些什麼？

I don't know.

我不知道。

What do dairy foods say when they play baseball, butter up knife?

乳製品食品在打棒球時說什麼，黃油起刀？

One incidentally, my favorite butter baseball team is the Cincinnati spreads.

一個偶然的機會，我最喜歡的黃油棒球隊是辛辛那提傳播。

Hey pear, every time someone clicks the like button, everybody's voice gets hired by helium.

嘿，梨子，每次有人點擊喜歡按鈕，每個人的聲音都會被氦氣僱傭。

No, come on.

不，來吧。

Is this really the kind of thing you guys wanna watch?

這真是你們想看的東西嗎？

Oh, I guess it is.

哦，我想是的。

Ok.

好的。

Okay.

好的。

If this is the kind of content you're after, I'm happy to oblige a pair.

如果這是你所追求的內容，我很樂意提供一副。

Every time anybody subscribes everybody grows and I wow, you guys really are into this kind of thing, eh?

每當有人訂閱時，每個人都會成長，我哇，你們真的很喜歡這種事情，嗯？

I guess I can see why I, anytime someone likes the video marshmallows voice coast deeper.

我想我能明白為什麼我，任何時候都有人喜歡視頻中的棉花糖聲音海岸更深。

Okay, I don't like where this is headed.

好吧，我不喜歡這種情況的發展。

What are the rules?

有什麼規則？

The logic of it all is spiraling out of control.

這一切的邏輯正在失去控制。

Oh, mhm.

哦，嗯。

Every time you like the video pair gets dumber, reverse bar, exception ralph a a fire in his blazer?

每當你喜歡的視頻對變得更笨，反向欄，異常拉爾夫一個火在他的西裝外套？

No, don't do it bare.

不，不要光著做。

There's Dante right there.

但丁就在那裡。

You know what am I doing?

你知道我在做什麼嗎？

What am I doing?

我在做什麼？

I can't control my yeah.

我無法控制我的耶。