SpongeBob, what are you doing?

Why are you moving your arms like that?

[laughing] I guess they're happy.

[groaning]

Hand them over.

And the other one, come on.

[grunting]

[sighing] Now that's more like it.

Gee, Squidward, with your arms and legs doing all the work

I'm not really doing anything.

I think I should help.

Are you questioning my leadership?

- Well, I just-- - Okay, hand it over.

- You know what, Squidward? - What?

I think I'm suffering for my art now.

[grunting]

Hmm...

[laughing]

Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[laughing] Whoo! Whoo!

[laughing]

That was unbelievable!

Ah!

[screams]

Gary, I'm fine.

[grunting]

See?

[grunting]

That's okay, I'm a lefty anyway!

[grunting]

Ha! Now I don't have to buy those new shoes!

[grunting]

Ah! I take it back, Gary!

Something is wrong with me-ow!

And when his prey ventures too close,

he springs into action.

Huh?

[screaming]

[screaming]

[laughing]

Huh?

Whew!

The deep ocean floor is the only place it inhabits.

Keep an eye out.

[gasping]

I found it.

But how do we milk it?

[screaming intermittently]

SpongeBob--

[screaming]

SpongeBob, I--

[screaming]

I was just--

I was just--

[screaming]

SpongeBob, I was joking!

What?

Where's me mustard?!

Um...

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[shouting]

Your mustard is coming right up.

When?!

Now?

[screaming]

- Yee-haw! Yeah! - Whoo-ha!

What, no relish?

[groaning]

Psst, Gary.

Bath delivery!

Meow!

Come back, Gary, I have something to "chair" with you!

"Dish" is more like it.

It was lost...

to the sands of time.

Ha-ha!

Until they found a copy in the producer's underwear drawer.

Meow!

Meow.

All that's left is to set the VCR to record,

so I can relive the magic over and over, forever.

Hmm, but which tape to use?

And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties...

it happened.

- He forgot the secret sauce? - No.

- He didn't wash his hands? - No.

- Irregular portions? - No!

He cut off his own hand by mistake.

You mean like this?

Or like this? Or this? Or this?

But what about this?

Or this, or this, or this--

Except he wasn't a sponge!

So?

So it didn't grow back!

Oh, no!

[grunting] Never!

[grunting]

[popping, gasping]

So, it's come to this.

And to think we joined the Best Friends Forever Club!

Listen up, SpongeBob SecretStealerPants!

If you ever come near my secret box again,

we won't be friends anymore!

[SpongeBob] Oh! Ah, ah, ah!

[metal clanging]

[laughing]

Good one, Medieval Sandy!

But can you handle my feet of fury?

Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah!

Wouldst thou like a little rub down?

[coughing]

[gasps]

[cracking]

[Patrick] Who's the...

[snoring]

[snoring]

[Patrick] Secret...

I gotta be more quiet. I don't wanna wake Patrick up.