My Sunday relaxation kit.

Let's see... pillow.

Placed just so for slight foot elevation.

Flower... to brighten the room. Flower fragrance.

[sighing] And the final touch.

Yes, I'd like to order the Sunday special.

Yes, the pedicure and foot massage house call,

that is correct. See you at 4:00 my good man.

This is gonna be a heavenly day.

Oh, I almost forgot. Bon-bons.

Hello there, heaven's little wonder.

Take me on a chocolate vacation.

Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.

[grumbling]

[humming]

[humming]

Om.

In order to achieve complete brainfulness,

one must clear one's mind of all distractions.

[doorbell ringing, grumbling]

Distractions are only in your mind.

[doorbell ringing, grumbling]

You are the center of the universe.

[doorbell ringing]

Center of the universe.

[doorbell ringing, grumbling]

Will you answer the door already?!

[humming]

Ah, time to relax.

[music playing]

[gasping] Squidward!

Well, time to go.

Squidward! Squidward, wait!

Now what?

You dropped this little piece of paper.

Yeah. So what?

I just figured you'd probably want it back.

[music playing]

♪ Figaro Figaro ♪

♪ Figaro Figaro ♪

♪ Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro ♪

♪ Figaro ♪

[coughing]

[grumbling]

Hmm? Uh, how strange.

Usually, I wake up each morning with a dark feeling of dread

gnawing at my stomach.

But today, I feel positively... happy!

[music playing]

♪ Smilin' rainbows, smilin' sun Smilin' rocks, and vegetation ♪

♪ Look ma, I'm dancing And hear my song ♪

♪ The world is lovely When nothing is wrong ♪

♪ Everything's smiling Yes even me ♪

♪ Is this what they call Feeling happy? ♪

[grunting]

♪ - This doesn't hurt ♪ - Morning, Squidward.

Good morning, SpongeBob.

Oh, that's why I felt great this morning,

there was no SpongeBob.

[sighing]

Now, this is how I was always meant to live.

[chuckles]

[yawning] Bedtime.

Oh, a built in alarm clock.

Hoo, this place has got it all.

[beeping]

[beeping, snoring]

[sirens blaring]

What is it? Why? What's happening?

- Eight, seven... - Oh, no.

- It's not an alarm clock! - Five, four...

It's a countdown!

Two, one.

[Squidward screaming]

[music playing]

Huh? What- What the- uh. That was horrible.

[humming]

[dinging]

[humming]

[chirping]

[doorbell ringing] Huh?

[grumbling]

[SpongeBob] Hey.

Whatcha doing?

I'm... busy.

[rooster crowing]

[Squidward humming]

[sighing]

Well, 20 minutes in the bath is probably enough.

[sighing] Another day... another day.

[humming]

[humming]

[music playing]

[music playing]

[chirping, music playing]

[music playing]

Hello and welcome one and all to a super special episode

of House Fancy. I'm your host, Nicolas Withers.

Our first very special guest on today's show,

will be none other than--

[phone ringing]

Oh.

I think I'll take my bike today.

I'm my own man.

Now these neighbors know how to live.

[music playing]

Intensive. Hmm.

I bet they won't have... [gasping]

Wow! They have it! Canned bread! This town is great!

I would really be impressed if it had...

an interpretive dance academy.

[music playing]

Yeah, it's even better in a group.

[music playing]

This town is perfect.

[music playing]

A clarinet trio?

[music playing]

[rooster crowing]

Another great day.

Oh, look, everybody's on their bike today.

It just gets better and better.

All together.

[music playing]

[music playing]

[music playing]

[music playing]

[music playing]

I sorta don't feel like playing my clarinet today.

[music playing]

Must... re... lax. [popping]

[sighing]

Look at yourself. You're losing your bluish glow.

Stop worrying so much. Now, repeat after me.

You will not go back to the Krusty Krab.

I will destroy the Krusty Krab.

[screaming]

SpongeBob!

- Have you finished-- - No!

That's it. That's it.

No matter what sick fantasies run through my mind,

I will not go back to that restaurant!

[panting]

Have you finished those errands?

[panting]

Have you finished those errands?

[panting]

[SpongeBob] Have you finished those errands?

[panting]

Have you finished those errands?

[panting]

Have you finished those errands? [panting]

Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?

Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?

Errand? Errand? Errand? Errand? Errand? Errand?

Have you finished those errands?

Have you finished those errands?

Have you finished those errands?

No, I am not finished with those errands,

and I never will be! So, quit checking up on me!

I know what you're up to.

Forcing me to come back here every time you mess up!

- But I haven't. - Okay.

Maybe you haven't messed up yet but you will.

You will and when you do, I'll be there!

I'll be there! [laughing]

Gosh, Squidward sure is a hard worker.

He makes me proud to wear these hats.

There. [chuckles]

Now I'll have to stay here and enjoy myself.

[chuckles]

I'm not even gonna think about you-know-who

at the you-know-what doing I-don't-care.

[chuckles]

Just gonna... relax.

Let Squid's day off... begin.