Larry is gonna tell you a tale

拉里將給你講一個故事

that will curl your dumbbell.

這將使你的啞鈴蜷縮起來。

Look!

看啊!

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Good thing I've got a green thumb.

好在我有一個綠色的拇指。

[snapping]

[呵斥聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[panting]

[氣喘吁吁]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[panting]

[氣喘吁吁]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[panting]

[氣喘吁吁]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Looks like we're a captive audience.

看起來我們是一個俘虜性的觀眾。

We sure as sugar don't have anything like this

我們肯定沒有像這樣的東西

back in Texas.

回到德克薩斯州。

[grunting] Yo, bro, not cool.

[咕嚕聲] 喲，兄弟，不爽。

It was my turn to tell a story.

輪到我講故事了。

Well, if it isn't Kamp Koral's biggest athletic supporter.

好吧，如果它不是坎普-考拉的最大體育支持者。

And what was your scary story, lobster roll?

那你的恐怖故事是什麼，龍蝦卷？

Someone not wipe down the gym equipment

有人不擦拭健身房的設備

after using it?

使用後？

Yeah. How did you know?

是的，你怎麼知道的？

[laughing] Um-hmm, um-hmm.

[笑] 嗯，嗯，嗯。

[both] Ooh.

[兩者] 哦。

Mommy.

媽媽。

I hope you find my story scary.

我希望你覺得我的故事很嚇人。

The first one stars a lobster named Larry.

第一部的主角是一隻名叫拉里的龍蝦。

[whimpering]

[嗚咽聲]

I just remembered I forgot to hydrate

我才想起來我忘了補充水分

my gluteus maximus.

我的臀大肌。

[dial tone ringing]

[撥號音響起]

[whimpering]

[嗚咽聲]

[everyone gasping]

[大家都在喘氣]

Whoa. Where am I? Oh, my cabin. Okay.

哇。我在哪裡？哦，我的小屋。好的。

Hmm, what's this?

嗯，這是什麼？

"Happy birthday to everyone's favorite hunk."

"祝大家最喜歡的大塊頭生日快樂。"

Aw, they didn't have to do that.

噢，他們沒有必要這樣做。

[music playing]

[音樂響起]

It's the most beautiful piece of gym equipment I've ever seen.

這是我見過的最漂亮的健身器材。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Oh, yeah!

哦，是啊！

I can really feel the burn.

我真的能感覺到燃燒。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Oh, yeah!

哦，是啊！

I'm getting j-j-jacked, baby.

我被劫持了，寶貝。

Larry is getting huge. Larry is a monster!

拉里正在變得巨大。拉里是個怪物!

No pain, no gain.

沒有痛苦，就沒有收穫。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Ooh. Huh? Good Neptune, it hurts.

哦。嗯？良好的海王星，它的傷害。

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

My sore muscles sure could use a soak.

我痠痛的肌肉肯定需要泡一泡。

Yeah. [sighing]

是的。[嘆氣]

Huh? [sniffing]

嗯？[聞]

Hmm? Is this butter?

嗯？這是黃油嗎？

I see food.

我看到了食物。

Ah, get it? Sea food.

啊，明白嗎？海的食物。

What are you gonna do? Eat me?

你打算怎麼做？吃了我？

Though most folks love the rich juicy flavor

雖然大多數人喜歡豐富多汁的味道

of lobster meat, I refer the shell. Ah.

龍蝦的肉，我指的是外殼。啊。

What? Dude?

什麼？老兄？

Dipped in butter.

蘸著黃油。

But I need that.

但我需要這個。

You can't leave me like this. I'm all soft and buttery.

你不能像這樣離開我。我全身都是柔軟的奶油。

No. No!

不，不!

[music playing]

[音樂響起]

Earned me first team merit badge.

為我贏得了第一個團隊功勳獎章。

It's Larry.

是拉里。

Larry's on the patch. [gasping]

拉里在補丁上。[喘息聲]

You two can hit the showers.

你們兩個可以去洗澡了。

Huh? [screaming]

嗯？[尖叫聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Well, how's that for a scary story?

好吧，這是個可怕的故事嗎？