Aurora would have some seriously clumpy mascara and raccoon eyes after sleeping that long.

Note the dried drool as well.

Had Mulan really tried to wipe her makeup off in two swipes with her sleeve? It wouldn't have been that simple.

Even Ariel's waterproof mascara would have been no match for a lifetime underwater, and her hair wouldn't have been camera-ready.

Belle's magenta lip gloss would have smeared everywhere after making out with the Beast.

He would have ended up wearing it, too.

Jasmine's liquid eyeliner, after a windy, tear-inducing magic carpet ride, may have moved a bit.

And again, her hair wouldn't have been camera-ready.

And Princess Tiana's makeup definitely wouldn't have been this perfect after...

Oh, wait, it's her wedding day.

Yes, yes, it would have.

Bridal makeup artist magic.