Ready. Set. Go.

[Willard Mitt Romney (March 12, 1947)] As President I will sit down on day one with leaders for a couple of hours talking about the issues talk about the challenges.

[Barack Hussein Obama II (August 4, 1961)] Part of being a leader is not just saying:

I’ll sit down, but you have to have a plan what it is that you intend to do. You have to have a plan.

OK, MOVIN’ ON. WILL THE ECONOMY GET BETTER SOON?

[Barack Obama] Uh

[Mitt Romney] Uh Uh

WILL I HAVE TO BUY MY MICROSOFT ZOOM?

[Barack Obama] Uh

[Mitt Romney] Uh Uh

[Barack Obama] The reason we’ve been in such a crisis,

reckless behavior, banks making money, hand over fist.

[Mitt Romney] You couldn’t have people opening up banks

in their garage and making loans. You have to have regulations.

[Barack Obama] It appears we got some agreement.

HOW WE SEE IT

[Mitt Romney] I love Big Bird, I like PBS, I like you too.

But I’m gonna stop the subsidy to PBS.

[Barack Obama] I work to cut a trillion dollars out of our budget.

ARE YOU GONNA TAX RICH PEOPLE – TO SEE THIS IS EQUAL OR WILL YOU GIVE THEM TON’S OF CASH

SO THEY CAN USE A HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS TO WIPE THEIR ASS.

[Barack Obama] Under Romney’s definition, Donald Trump is a small business.

That kind of approach I believe that will not grow our economy.

[Mitt Romney] It’s not the dump-truck you’re taxing,

it’s all those small businesses, you raise taxes and you kill jobs.

[Barack Obama] I lower taxes 18 times.

TIME FOR SOME CLOSING STATEMENTS. IF YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY – YOU BETTER SAY IT.

[Mitt Romney] Bring down rates, broaden the base, simplify the code, incentives for growth.

[Barack Obama] We going to double-down on the top-down. America does best when the middle class does best.

[Mitt Romney] Bring down rates, broaden the base.

[Barack Obama] Are we going to double-down on the top-down.

[Mitt Romney] Simplify the code, incentives for growth.

[Barack Obama] Are we going to top-down on the Double-Double-down.

[Mitt Romney] Base.

[Mitt Romney] Thank you Mr. President.

[Barack Obama] And I wanna thank the University of Denver and I wanna thank schmoyoho

Schmoyoho – accent on the YOHO

DEBATES ARE BETTER AS MUSICALS. (YEAH)

Schmoyoho – accent on the YOHO

WHOEVER SINGS BEST BEFORE RUNS THE SHOW

Attend Dinners Schmo Sign Deals Schmo

Kill People Schmo Visit Steel Mills Schmo

Touch Baby Schmo