So, I'm going over to Amanda's tonight.

- Rachel's not here. - Oh.

How's it going with her?

Yeah, great, actually.

I'm thinking tonight may be the night.

Yeah, I mean, uh, the kids are gonna play together, and then when they're asleep...

I'm thinking Amanda and I break open a bottle of wine, do a little "playing" ourselves.

Hi, guys! This is Josh.

Josh, these are my friends.

That's Ross.

- Hey, Josh. - Hi.

Dudes.

- So, did you played in college? - Oh, I still do.

Next year, I hope to make Varsity though.

Ross, didn't you play, uh, soccer in high school?

Oh, no, wait, that's right, you just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.

Well, it's getting late; I gotta get to the game, so I'm gonna head.

Okay.

I'll miss you.

Dope!

Wow! Cute one.

- Very cute. - I know. Isn't he great?

So nice to finally be in a fun relationship, you know?

There's nothing boring about him and, uh, (I) bet he's never set foot in a museum.

Well, maybe he'll get to go soon.

You know, like on a class trip or something.

You know what else is really great about him?

Ugh, what is the word for an adult who doesn't have dinosaur toys in their bedroom?

Oh...

What was that?

Monica knows.

It's this dumb thing that Ross made up to try to fool our parents.

It's a way of giving the finger without actually having to give it.

I remember I cried the night you made that up.

It was the first time I realized I was cooler than my big brother.

Well, I'm gonna go get ready...

... for my date tonight.

So, uh, I'll just head.

Yeah, I should go, too.

'Cause I'm playing in one hour.

Hey...

You guys should come hear me.

Oh, hear me. Oh!

My sticky shoes... Ew, ew. Oh!

I lost my sexy phlegm!