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  • Dumb rain. Doesn't it know I'm the sheriff in these parts?

  • Hey, rain, you better stop that!

  • [screaming]

  • [growling]

  • [screaming]

  • No!

  • Oh, no! No!

  • [grunting]

  • [all repeating] Business, business, business.

  • [screaming] No!

  • [soothing music playing]

  • [ding] No!

  • [screaming]

  • Business, business, business.

  • Not 4-B!

  • [screaming] No!

  • [screaming]

  • [dolphin clicking noises]

  • [laughing]

  • [sighing] Wow, it doesn't get any better than that.

  • Yeah, I love boat screaming.

  • Oh, hey, hey, hey! Here comes another one!

  • [screaming]

  • Here comes another one!

  • [screaming]

  • [weak screaming]

  • [very feeble screaming]

  • [exhaling quietly]

  • Morons.

  • [giggling]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • Oh?

  • [screaming]

  • [grunting]

  • Oh, I got dead again!

  • This game stinks.

  • [screaming]

  • [grunting]

  • See? That's why you must always pay attention to the mountain.

  • Just do what I do when I have problems:

  • [screaming] Scream!

  • [screaming]

  • [feeble screaming]

  • Son, we're looking for the maniac.

  • Have you seen this man?

  • [screaming] It's the maniac!

  • Take him away! Take him away!

  • Calm down, son.

  • It's just a drawing, not the real thing.

  • Now, we're going to show you this picture again,

  • and you tell us if you've seen this guy, understand?

  • Yeah, huh-uh.

  • Okay...

  • [screaming] Horrible!

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming intermittently]

  • [screaming]

  • Stay indoors, son.

  • [howling]

  • [feeble screaming]

  • Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee!

  • [howling]

  • [feeble screaming]

  • Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee!

  • [Patrick] Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle!

  • [Patrick groaning and mumbling]

  • Eh, that'll do.

  • Kicking? Oh, I wanna do some kicking!

  • - [grunts] - Why, you...!

  • Why, I oughta...!

  • [fighting]

  • [Patrick screaming]

  • [sobbing]

  • [silence]

  • [screaming]

  • [loud crash] You okay, Patrick?

  • [Patrick] Finland!

  • [growling]

  • Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?!

  • Uh... I am?

  • [screaming]

  • Patrick!

  • Hot wings.

  • Hey, kids, I'm a...

  • [screaming]

  • Oh, no! Ah! No, no, no!

  • Hey, I'm not paying you to play hide and seek!

  • These children want to be entertained!

  • Get down here!

  • Ah! [grunts]

  • [grunting]

  • [grunting]

  • [screaming]

  • [bell rings]

  • [grunting]

  • [grunting]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming and grunting]

  • [shouting]

  • Huh?

  • Forget the Chum Bucket!

  • This is personal!

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [grunting]

  • [screaming] No!

  • My name's... not... Rick!

  • Why? Do you think that old slowpoke Texas is gonna...

  • [panting]

  • [screaming]

  • [panting] Run faster, Patrick!

  • [screaming]

  • [panting]

  • [screaming]

  • SpongeBob!

  • [screaming]

  • Huh?

  • [screaming]

  • [grunting]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • Ow! Ouch!

  • [screaming]

  • Oh, whoa-hoa-hoa...

  • It worked, Patrick, I scared everybody.

  • Yeah, I guess it was your pink hat.

  • Pink hat?

  • Oh, that's not a hat, that's my brain.

  • Oh...

  • [screaming]

  • [rumbling]

  • [screaming] Ah, spiders! Spiders!

  • - Get 'em off me! - No, Patrick! No, Patrick!

  • No, wake up! No, wake up!

  • It's me, SpongeBob!

  • [shouting]

  • Ah...

  • [sighing]

  • Oh...

  • [snoring]

  • [grunting]

  • [Patrick] Oh...

  • [whimpering]

  • Spiders!

  • - Spiders! - Ow!

  • - Spiders! Get 'em off me! - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

  • - Get 'em off me! - Ow, ow, ow!

  • Bloodthirsty bikers!

  • [screaming] We gotta hide!

  • [screaming]

  • [grunting]

  • [screaming]

  • [grunting]

  • [screaming]

  • [grunting]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [grunting]

  • [screaming]

  • [retching]

  • [screaming]

  • [gargling]

  • Ugh.

  • Hey, what happened to you?

  • I... I don't want to talk about it, man.

  • [screaming]

  • [rumbling]

  • [screaming]

  • - Hide me! - No, hide me!

  • - Hide me! - Me!

  • - No, me! Me! Me! - Me! Me!

  • - Me! - No!

  • [laughing]

  • [evil laugh]

  • [cackling]

  • [retching]

  • That good enough for you?

  • [screaming]

  • Mr. Krabs, Patrick, help!

  • Sorry, SpongeBob,

  • this is the part of the story where I run away again,

  • only I don't know where else to go,

  • so I'm just gonna go circle around the building!

  • [screaming]

Dumb rain. Doesn't it know I'm the sheriff in these parts?

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