Move your ass!

... and the fun was in full swing.

You have split our family onto two separate flights.

- Mom! - Max, please!

The family left for their big vacation...

Is that everyone?

The cars are leaving now.

... but forgot one little thing.

Mom? Dad? Uncle Blake?

They don't even know I'm here.

They don't even know I'm here!

My mom and dad have gone to Tokyo.

I'm totally on my own.

You do realize that my 10-year-old son is at home by himself.

You just assumed Max was on the other flight.

We didn't take a census.

We got reports of suspicious people around 36 Lincoln Ave.

I can't go to jail, honey.

I wouldn't last 30 seconds in gen-pop.

It's where fresh fish get gut.

Nobody here is getting gut.

And we're criminals.

I don't think so.

This is my house; I have to defend it.

Orange stripe, center pocket.

Ooh...

That did not sound right.

I am trying to get home to my son...

... who is alone...

... and scared.

And he needs his mother.

This is not going well.

Oh, no! A ladder!

You think I'm that stupid?

Yes, I do.