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  • - What's up guys. I'm T pain.

  • - And I'm Amber.

  • - And this is everything we eat in a day.

  • - The first thing we do when we wake up is...

  • - When you wake up every time I wake up, she's gone.

  • I wake up at like three in the afternoon.

  • - I am usually in the kitchen, making eggs and sausage.

  • - Eggs and sausage is my jam.

  • - And sometimes pancakes.

  • - She tried to figure out keto pancakes.

  • - (Amber) Yeah.

  • - It's not gone. Well.

  • - We don't always eat breakfast in the morning.

  • I do get up at eight to get the kids ready in the morning.

  • And then I go back to sleep.

  • - We're trying to do keto and intermittent fasting.

  • - (Amber) Hmm.

  • - We try to start our food window at three.

  • - I like coffee and tea. He drinks iced coffee.

  • - Oh my God. Drinks.

  • - And you don't like cold.

  • - There's that?

  • What was that last thing that we had last night?

  • The lobster roll... hot bread with cold lobster.

  • - (Amber) The lobster was cold.

  • After two, we usually have a,

  • a delivery of food from our good friend, Nick... Soul Keto.

  • - A typical lunch from Soul Keto is one portion control.

  • It was a little upsetting at first, but let me see.

  • What's my favorite thing? What is my favorite?

  • - (Amber) Jerked chicken?

  • - Oh my God, that.

  • - The jerked chicken wings.

  • - I kept trying to find a reason to

  • eat those back-to-back oh my God,

  • The Swedish meatballs.

  • - The Keto Swedish meatballs.

  • - Funny story about the Swedish meatballs,

  • the gravy that came in them.

  • I thought I was a mashed potatoes and I was just eating the

  • gravy. Just, just like, as a regular man.

  • - (Amber) It is so good.

  • - Amber is the snack queen. Me I'm just like a chip guy.

  • If I get like hungry at like 1:00 AM or something like that,

  • I'll just grab a bag of chips or five and

  • (Awkward laughter)

  • - (Amber) Yeah I wake up sometimes

  • and you're over there snacking on chips.

  • - Way to sneak those chips in it's the open,

  • the chips in another room, Also

  • Maybe not open a family size pack of the chips.

  • - (Amber) I like strange snacks.

  • - It's a meat.

  • - So...

  • - It's just a bag of meat.

  • - No its Filet Mignon chips

  • I order strange exotic snacks from different countries from

  • this man in Arizona. His name is pops exotic.

  • He has every rare snack you can think of.

  • If he doesn't have it, you can ask him for it.

  • And he'll find it for you.

  • That really tastes like steak.

  • - That tastes a lot like steak.

  • - How did they do that?

  • - Oh its a gummy, I'll rock this.

  • - Are you sure?

  • - Yeah

  • - Are you not scared?

  • - You don't know who I am or something?

  • - (Collective laughter)

  • - Yeah, nah, I feel like, okay, so this is a little nitro.

  • The world's hottest gummy bear.

  • - (Amber) World's hottest, gummy bear.

  • - (Ominous music begins)

  • - (Amber) I'm so scared.

  • - Oh *beep* this is hot, its hot as *Beep*

  • - (Amber begins to laugh)

  • - (Amber) Oh no, little nitro.

  • - Oh *beep* this is hot

  • - (Amber) Oh no.

  • - (T-Pain sighs)

  • - Don't touch your eyes. (laughter)

  • - (T-Pain coughing)

  • - Don't touch you eyeballs.

  • - (Water running)

  • - Okay, yeah, these look extremely..

  • - (T-Pain) They wasn't *Beep* around! (coughing)

  • - It was a what? It was a what?

  • - (T-Pain) They wasn't *beep* around

  • - (Laughter)

  • - (T-Pain) It's a gummy! It seemed harmless!

  • - That was *beep* up.

  • - It was.

  • - That was really *beep* up.

  • - Okay. For dinner, I try to cook.

  • So my dad taught me how to cook when I was like five.

  • And he learned from his grandmother,

  • he taught me those really old recipes.

  • You've cooked before he made me a surprise, dinner.

  • - I cooked... I cooked her like a cheese,

  • like a stuffed chicken kind of thing.

  • Also get a potato soup. I like a straight up drink.

  • - You will never had an old fashioned that you like or a

  • - (T-Pain) Oh my god.

  • - Or a Manhattan. You keep trying

  • - I wanna like an old fashioned so bad...

  • - Sound like they would be good,

  • And you try them every time.

  • And you're like, okay no.

  • - You like more fruity stuff.

  • - When I first started drinking,

  • I was stuck on Amaretto sours.

  • And now I'd like, I like craft cocktails.

  • - I don't have a drink of choice. I have a time limit.

  • Were just tracing how do I cut to it?

  • I like making people drinks because that's how I got the

  • book. I know how to make other people's drinks

  • - (Interviewer) Any outside food, that you guys love

  • here at spots in Atlanta?

  • - Adele's on Canton street.

  • - Adele's on Canton street.

  • - A little alley steaks.

  • - Oh!

  • - They have

  • - (T-Pain) Oh my god.

  • - a Philemon, a bone in Philemon.

  • - (T-Pain Sighs)

  • - When you leave the bone in it just it...

  • - It does something magical. They hit you with the,

  • we can put this on your plate.

  • Would you like garlic drizzle?

  • And I'm like, *beep* what?

  • (T-Pain laughs) I got garlic drip

  • they just scoop the garlic out of the pan

  • that they cooked it in all the juices...

  • - Adele's too is one of our other...

  • - Adele's is my joint, what is that *beep* pasta

  • that we get?

  • - We don't know how to say it Lag, lag...

  • - Agnostic, ahhh

  • (Amber laughs)

  • - Pasta.

  • - Pasta. (T-Pain begins to laugh)

  • Nah, but nah.., it's like pasta,

  • It's got white sauce, oysters, shrimp, lobster

  • and its just like a bunch of seafood.

  • I think I just liked seafood. Anything that's easy to eat.

  • - You know, you do like juicy crab and you gotta work.

  • - You gotta work for that *beep*. I will bite a crab shell.

  • I will bite a crab in half.

  • - (Amber Laughs)

  • - Everybody else like, Ooh, let me get a crab cracker.

  • - I gotta use the crab cracker.

  • - (T-Pain) Yeah nah.

  • - It hurts my hands

  • - That's fine. Yeah. Let me see the corner of this bit.

  • Boom! *beep* you.

  • Ladies and gentlemen,

  • that's everything we eat in the day. Uh...

  • Make sure you check out my book. Can I mix you a drink?

  • (Music fades out)

- What's up guys. I'm T pain.

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