[spooky music playing]

[muttering]

Hello, friendly neighborhood paper boy!

I'm here about the money, Mr. Star!

Money? [laughs]

Oh, I don't need any money.

But thanks for asking.

Wait, no--

[groaning]

[singing]

Fork over three bucks!

[screaming]

[screaming]

[grunting]

[groaning]

[groaning]

It's a g-g-g...

ghost!

[whispering]

You're right!

This would be great on my show!

[groaning]

Look, Squidina, a real-life ghost!

Perfect!

Let's do a ghost peeker segment!

Welcome to Peek-a-Boo!

I've just seen a ghost.

Look how big my pupils are!

[screaming]

Now it's your turn!

Peek-a-boo!

[wailing]

Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!

Oh, Dad, you're no ghost.

Why can't we have real ghosts in the house?

[crying]

Aww, cheer up, bro.

I know where to find ghosts for cheap.

We've got affordable spooks,

certified to haunt your house today.

Get a Ghost, Inc.!

Send free ghosts to this address, please.

Thank you!

[doorbell rings] Oh!

Oh, boy! They're here!

[cackling] Ah!

Ghost delivery!

Are you ready to do some haunting?

Time to go to work.

[malicious chuckle]

One scare coming up!

[both] Our house is haunted!

Ooh--

Enjoy the sauce!

[singing] That's the best sandwich I ever ate!

[belching]

[singing]

[growling]

[chomping]

[whimpering]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[screaming]

[humming]

[grunting]

[groans] These ghosts are lame!

How are we supposed to do a scary show with no scares?

Sorry, kid, we tried,

but your family's just too dumb to scare.

I could scare people better than you. [scoffs]

Oh, yeah?

[groaning]

I bet you couldn't even scare that guy.

Oh, I couldn't, huh?

Watch and learn.

There's probably loose change in the couch.

Ah-hah! I think I found a bag of money!

[straining]

What the heck?

That's not yours.

[screaming]

Look at that!

What? We can't compete with that.

That spooky kid is a ringer!

Hmm...

Okay, the haunted house show idea is dead!

We need another show idea!

A makeover show!

And voilà!

You're to die for!

What the...?

[both] Look at you!

[laughing]

[gasping]

Huh?

I wasn't trying to kill them.

Wow, we're alive again!

We must've double-died!

[groaning]

Oh! The FlimFlam Brothers?!

You borrowed 10 bucks from me in 1926 and skipped town!

With interest and adjusted for inflation,

I'd say that brings it up to...

462,000 dollars!

And nine cents.

You owe me restitution!

Restitution!

Ah!

[grunting]

You owe me restitution, too!

[screaming]

Come back here!

My plan flew away with my skin.

I wouldn't be a good producer if I didn't carry a spare.

Well, kids, today we learned that ghosts aren't scary at all.

Boo!

[screaming]

[screaming]

And just like that, those fresh chickens were scared away.

Get a Ghost, Inc.!

[screams] And tell them the Dutchman sent ya.

[laughing] Ow...